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#1 ONLINE   Dad

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Posted 19 May 2019 - 05:34 PM

Aye so there we go. Simple as that - pull up a chair and have a chinwag with old Dad. I cant promise anything much to be honest, other than at least attempting to listen, but as always - its something to do, to pass the time,

 

At the end of the day - thats what its all about. Filling time with stuff. We're about there that we can assume all the usual pricks and arseholes (haha Im just messing partially) on here will keep coming back and saying things. A nice comfy environment (your current location), and some nice warm feelings experienced when realising how great it is to read and contribute pish on the Hat.

 

I'll no be here forever - I know that more than most because of things that happen. And its a real bugbear of mine that I didnae record those moments at the time.

Memeories get hazier; you struggle to articulate...and ah no - shes gone. That memory in its fullest; forgotten.

 

Well no more - lets document this time in places like these; hopefully forever untainted by the cruel harnesses that appear over the most beautiful of things.

 

On and up - great times ahead haha terrfic

 

 


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Posted 19 May 2019 - 05:36 PM

Tup's corner?

I'll expect a raging text from the great man later on.
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Posted 19 May 2019 - 05:39 PM

Dad,

Do you prefer little boys holes or little girls holes?
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Posted 19 May 2019 - 05:40 PM

Ffs Are you aware of entrapment and paedo laws!

Anyway I’ll have a whisky with you, providing you release Hanz.
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Posted 19 May 2019 - 05:44 PM

Tup's corner?
I'll expect a raging text from the great man later on.


Son - absolutely no disrespect meant towards young Tup; a hero he is - of that there's little doubt.

I just feel there's a omittance of an element which will manifest itself by way of this threads content.

Let's see what happens.
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Posted 19 May 2019 - 05:45 PM

Do you call the sticks in your fire ‘Kinlers’?
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Posted 19 May 2019 - 05:46 PM

Dad,
Do you prefer little boys holes or little girls holes?


Neither son - nothing but contempt for behaviour of this type.

A very honourable, trustworthy, reliable man I am. This based on results gathered from Q&A sessions.
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Posted 19 May 2019 - 05:48 PM

Ffs Are you aware of entrapment and paedo laws!
Anyway I’ll have a whisky with you, providing you release Hanz.


Haha nowt more than convo son - it's wonderment is in its simplicity.

And here - if there is anyone more worried about Hans than me, then we'll, they are very very worried.

Haste ye back son - whisky glasses are raised.
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Posted 19 May 2019 - 05:49 PM

Do you call the sticks in your fire ‘Kinlers’?


Kindlers
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Posted 19 May 2019 - 06:25 PM

Are you a giver or a taker 🤔
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Posted 19 May 2019 - 07:36 PM

In what sense son
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Posted 19 May 2019 - 07:38 PM

When playing with young boys, you know are you the type of person who gives pleasure to the young loons or takes the pleasure of playing with them.

Either was @Police 😕
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Posted 19 May 2019 - 07:45 PM

When playing with young boys, you know are you the type of person who gives pleasure to the young loons or takes the pleasure of playing with them.

Either was @Police 😕


I think you should retract that statement for your own good.
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Posted 19 May 2019 - 07:46 PM

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Any tips for making it through your 30's?

Old enough to know better/ too young to care etc
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Posted 19 May 2019 - 07:48 PM

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Any tips for making it through your 30's?

Old enough to know better/ too young to care etc


Surely you should be asking me this one?
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Posted 19 May 2019 - 07:53 PM

Who's the least terrific cunt on here, Dad?

No sitting on the fence you old prick?!
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Posted 19 May 2019 - 08:05 PM

Surely you should be asking me this one?



I know your bloody answer!!


Appreciate any advice though.
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Posted 19 May 2019 - 08:14 PM

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Any tips for making it through your 30's?

Old enough to know better/ too young to care etc

 

Have respect for the quandarys son - you'll start asking yourself a few questions, just based purely on how you're starting to feel both physically and mentally. Not to mention how those close to you treat you based on your circumstances (isnt it about time you settled down you wee prick / what about kids, you dont want to be a 90 year old dad you old cunt etc etc) .

 

Seen you updating us with your dry spell there son; also pondering slipping out for a bit of hows your father or whatever pish young cunts get up to these days.

 

Dinnae be afraid to consider the options son; really start to think about how important certain things are. No lassie worth marrying or owt son? Wee Poodler(ess) Jr or anything?


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Posted 19 May 2019 - 08:20 PM

I know your bloody answer!!


Appreciate any advice though.


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Posted 19 May 2019 - 08:20 PM

Imagine being at a party on a Sunday night and speaking to a bloke posting on an Aberdeen forum with the username “Dad”

Christ.
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Posted 19 May 2019 - 08:23 PM

Dad.

In life should we aim for the top or take it easy.
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Posted 19 May 2019 - 08:26 PM

I think you should retract that statement for your own good.


Fits wrang with playing with young boys, you know taking pleasure from kicking a ball around a park with a few whipper
Snappers to enrich their day and brighten your own.

No idea what you are thinking but I think you have read way too much into this.
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Posted 19 May 2019 - 08:29 PM

Who's the least terrific cunt on here, Dad?

No sitting on the fence you old prick?!

 

Jesus - thats a dangerous question son.

 

But Chewie - hes a cunt.


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Posted 19 May 2019 - 08:30 PM

What's your view on Brexit, Dad?
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Posted 19 May 2019 - 08:33 PM

Dad.

In life should we aim for the top or take it easy.

 

I hate to sound like a cliched arsehole spitting out the same stupid catchphrases over and over haha terrific hoo mama; but whatever makes you happy tbh son - simple as that.

 

If you're the sort of person who whilst taking it easy, is sitting there with your legs jangling and your eyes darting back and forth, its likely you need up and away to do summat. If the thought of being in charge of a bunch of cunts makes you want to vomit, find the level of responsibility you're comfortable with, and make life work around you, and get into being content.

 

Nowt like finding you're lane.


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Posted 19 May 2019 - 08:36 PM

When playing with young boys, you know are you the type of person who gives pleasure to the young loons or takes the pleasure of playing with them.

Either was @Police

 

Come on now son - you best calm down.

 

What's your view on Brexit, Dad?

 

I dislike it.  Im no expert son - but Id rather it never happened. A lot of money that could have been spent better elsewhere.


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Posted 19 May 2019 - 08:49 PM

Am I the only one who while reading Dad's posts hears the words as if they are spoken by Ted Hastings from Line of Duty 🤔

“bent coppers”
“mother of god”
"fella"

And "Chewies a cunt".
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Posted 19 May 2019 - 09:00 PM

Am I the only one who while reading Dad's posts hears the words as if they are spoken by Ted Hastings from Line of Duty 🤔

“bent coppers”
“mother of god”
"fella"

And "Chewies a cunt".


Never played it

Ask Stevie May
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Posted 19 May 2019 - 09:12 PM

Do you have a special lady friend dad?
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Posted 19 May 2019 - 09:17 PM

Do you have a special lady friend dad?

 

Aye I do son - married.

 

So save the chat up lines you wee prick, Im no interested haha terrific


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