Don Fonte Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Can you share an example of a holiday you’ve had on this basis? Livi in a limo apart that is.Reading, Aldershot, Bracknell...Didcot Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Can you share an example of a holiday you’ve had on this basis? Livi in a limo apart that is.Met cliff Richard in Croatia after getting the next plane out of Edinburgh to escape a chlamydia scandal at work. Just booked a single flight. Great holiday. Worry about accommodation and flights home later on Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 In 3 weeks I'll be within spitting distance of Delft..... @@Bluto102 titans of the game raising a Rochie 10 together.count me in big guy. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Reading, Aldershot, Bracknell...Didcot @sooper_hanz Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 could easily recommend that stretch Cavey minthere last year. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 @sooper_hanz A tap in for someone else. Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Hope a negro blows your head off.Just read this. Burst out laughing at my Mum’s house and couldn’t explain why. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Just read this. Burst out laughing at my Mum’s house and couldn’t explain why.Laughing at a house would be hard to explain tbf. 1 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Maybe the house is shaped like a teapot? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 That would make for some good pics in the drinking thread. Would also be good for Blutes to drink with another personwas doing that up until4pm what have you ever done? Link to comment
DelMonte Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Just flew back from Mexico with Thomas Cook. Thanks for holding off. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Just flew back from Mexico with Thomas Cook. Did you convince the Mexicans you were sharing a room to “save money”? Link to comment
DelMonte Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Did you convince the Mexicans you were sharing a room to “save money”?No idea what you're on about. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Got an NFL/hotel package booked with Thomas Cook for the Bucs/Panthers game in a little over 2 weeks. Went with them as more reliable than the secondary market, or so we thought. Hoping they've already paid for the tickets so that they are still honoured, hotel's not an issue. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Got an NFL/hotel package booked with Thomas Cook for the Bucs/Panthers game in a little over 2 weeks.You get what you deserve. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 You get what you deserve. 1 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Hated new radicals Link to comment
OddJob Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 At Craig Tara at the moment with missus, daughter and our pals. I know it’s in Ayr but fucking hell just weegies everywhere, only accent I’ve heard with exception of one family I think from the States or Canada. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Fuck do you expect at Butlins Ayr? Might as well pack up your bags and leave. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 What sort of star rating would you give paperboy towers RF? Might be visiting Fort next springYou’re categorically not welcome. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 We went to Butlins Ayr one time back when I was a wee loon. Even as a small child, I remember thinking it was fucking horrendous. A sea of absolute minkery of the kind I had never experienced before. It was a shock to the system for all of us, I think. I recall the adverts were of jolly comedians and audiences of 'campers' in stitches at the cheeky racist jokes, of happy children cannonballing into the pool, and helpful Redcoats pointing vaguely in the direction of the 'fun'. In reality it was like a concentration camp run by alcoholics, sex offenders, drug-fiends, and ex-convicts... A lot of people probably got raped there over the years... it seemed like that kind of place. So they rebranded it, did they? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 ^^if there was any doubt these places are for minks, this removes it 2 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 I've got a hatred of public pools as it is. The well documented mongol with the massive nudger stripping me of manhood. Watched another disabled boy spend half an hour picking scabs off his arms and dropping them into the water. So there's absolutely no chance I'm dipping into a weegie Butlins pool. It's probably most of the mutants yearly bathtime, disgusting and unhygienic to levels you've not yet encountered. I get the same ill ease at Time Capsule and Olympia. Kids, missus all striding with excitement and I start getting stressed as soon as I get the first whiff of chlorine about 500m from the final destination. Stress levels ramp up in the changing room, discarded plasters, bellybutton fluff and dirty slimy water on the floor...... I'm looking at the family like "can you fuckers not see this" Then into the pool, that constant white noise of echoed Screams and splashing and a collection of disgusting misfits all churning up a foamy soup of shit particles, snotters and dead skin. I despise it with a serious passion.Public pools LOL 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 I've got a hatred of public pools as it is. The well documented mongol with the massive nudger stripping me of manhood. Watched another disabled boy spend half an hour picking scabs off his arms and dropping them into the water. So there's absolutely no chance I'm dipping into a weegie Butlins pool. It's probably most of the mutants yearly bathtime, disgusting and unhygienic to levels you've not yet encountered. I get the same ill ease at Time Capsule and Olympia. Kids, missus all striding with excitement and I start getting stressed as soon as I get the first whiff of chlorine about 500m from the final destination. Stress levels ramp up in the changing room, discarded plasters, bellybutton fluff and dirty slimy water on the floor...... I'm looking at the family like "can you fuckers not see this" Then into the pool, that constant white noise of echoed Screams and splashing and a collection of disgusting misfits all churning up a foamy soup of shit particles, snotters and dead skin. I despise it with a serious passion. Gads Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 The chlorine only starts to smell like chlorine when the water is actually dirty and full of bacteria.Been to Butliins Ayr as well . It’s ok when youre 15 and having a couple of pints for the first time and talking to exotic girls from Sunderland and Crewe.Other than that.., jings. Pipes summed it up . Link to comment
Simply Red Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Been to butlins in wales with the boys club fitba team about 13yo for a uk fitba comp and got our medals at the end of it fae Emlyn Hughes. Which was nice.That was a good week. Playing fitba, fichting english lads, arcades and tabs and chatting up exotics fae Hull like Sooper says. Also went to the shiine on music festival at Bristol butlins a few year back. That was fucking tip top. Middle of November so whole place was just gig punters. Great weekend. No fucking about with tents required.Carpets/mondays/northside/stereo mcs/the farm/the orb/peter hook/bentley rhythm ace/etc Link to comment
OddJob Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 @@OddJob how you finding the constant nasal whining of the weegie minks?Just wonderful Cavey ha ha I certainly wouldn’t come back that’s for sure. Was at Haggerston with the bairn in May and thought of trying here to see if it was any different but clearly not Link to comment
ddia Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 I've got a hatred of public pools as it is. The well documented mongol with the massive nudger stripping me of manhood. Watched another disabled boy spend half an hour picking scabs off his arms and dropping them into the water. So there's absolutely no chance I'm dipping into a weegie Butlins pool. It's probably most of the mutants yearly bathtime, disgusting and unhygienic to levels you've not yet encountered. I get the same ill ease at Time Capsule and Olympia. Kids, missus all striding with excitement and I start getting stressed as soon as I get the first whiff of chlorine about 500m from the final destination. Stress levels ramp up in the changing room, discarded plasters, bellybutton fluff and dirty slimy water on the floor...... I'm looking at the family like "can you fuckers not see this" Then into the pool, that constant white noise of echoed Screams and splashing and a collection of disgusting misfits all churning up a foamy soup of shit particles, snotters and dead skin. I despise it with a serious passion. Primary school and it was time to complete my 100m swim so I could get a certificate proving I was a competent swimmer. I was nervous as not confident in the water. While waiting for my turn at side of pool I picked up what I thought was a small piece of plastic and started nibbling nervously on it. Took around a minute to realise it was a discarded toe nail. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 #awimmingpooltales Anyone ever break the ‘no petting’ rule?Clydeside_Sheep Link to comment
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