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Ridiculous Acts of Idiocy


Fridge

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Nips for a quick pint, some guy comes in and say’s he wants to pay his deposit for his Christmas Day dinner.

 

Lassie behind the bar asks him what date it is.

 

Would give her 1% benefit of the doubt that she misheard that it was Christmas Day and maybe thought it could be anytime in December but I don’t think she did.

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Anyone who can play guitar can play bass, piece of piss.

 

I’m nae bad on most musical instruments - check me, I’ve nae won the Brit’s yet, it’s coming.

 

For some reason cannot play the drums worth a fuck. You would think as I have Rhythm it should be a piece of piss but I just can’t do it worth a fuck.

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