Fridge Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Nips for a quick pint, some guy comes in and say’s he wants to pay his deposit for his Christmas Day dinner. Lassie behind the bar asks him what date it is. Would give her 1% benefit of the doubt that she misheard that it was Christmas Day and maybe thought it could be anytime in December but I don’t think she did. Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Love committing RAOI Any personal faves? Week before last, or maybe last, got binned out of a pub in town for being in the ladies toilets engaging in the old hullaballoo whilst the police darts team were playing. On reflection, that was stupid. Link to comment
Henry Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Don't Stand So Close to Me (on the oche) Link to comment
Henry Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Every Litte Dart She Throws is Magic Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Roxaaaaaannnne 1, this will keep the wife happy, it’s a brand new vacuum cleaner. Roxaaaaaannnne Bully’s special prize, a state of the art DVD Player. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Keep out of the black and into the red, nothing in this game for the bed’s too big without you. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 How expensive a Christmas dinner are we talking here?That must be a Sting solo number. Link to comment
Henry Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 How expensive a Christmas dinner are we talking here? Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 That must be a Sting solo number. Haha Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 I can do a passable Sting singing voice . Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Might form a The Police tribute band . Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Might form a The Police tribute band .The band is too big without you Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Not sure about playing bass though . Any bass players ? Btw Stewart Copeland is an amazeballs drummer . Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Not sure about playing bass though . Any bass players ?Btw Stewart Copeland is an amazeballs drummer .he peaked with the equalizer theme tune imo cool-beers Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 I can do a good ‘If I Ever Lose My Faith in you’Lovely. I’m not too bad with Stevie Wonder either Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Joined an Aberdeen board despite being a Dundee fan. Still ended up as their top boy. Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 4, 2019 Author Share Posted October 4, 2019 Forgot to shower or use deodorant more like Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Joined an Aberdeen board despite being a Dundee fan. Still ended up as their top boy.Stevie Wonder? Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Joined an Aberdeen board despite being a Dundee fan. Still ended up as their top boy.Bumbaclart Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 4, 2019 Author Share Posted October 4, 2019 Anyone who can play guitar can play bass, piece of piss. I’m nae bad on most musical instruments - check me, I’ve nae won the Brit’s yet, it’s coming. For some reason cannot play the drums worth a fuck. You would think as I have Rhythm it should be a piece of piss but I just can’t do it worth a fuck. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Do you play the oboe in the Salvation Army? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Bumbaclart Loved her romantic novels. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Have to agree with @@Dad with the bass. There’s a load of failed guitarists that think the bass is an easy option . Not so . It’s a different skill entirely and a different ear for those low frequencies . Anyway,, Check this cunt oot https://youtu.be/UwT_lPfux9g Link to comment
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