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How Petty Are You?


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Hehe

 

 

Mind I don't live there now, so don't send pizza's etc.

Ha ha

 

What a cunt.

 

That's the kind of shit I do too.

 

Once had an arsehole park in my spot at the office so I blocked him in.

 

Got out of car and was walking up the steps into the office when there's a shout from behind me as these two salty dudes come into the car park and shout to me "move your car and we'll let you park in your space".

 

"Fucking big of you", thought I

 

Asked them if they were in to see anyone in the office.

 

"No, no, we were just across the road for lunch".

 

"Fuck you then", as I carried on walking into the office.

 

They were blocked in for about an hour.

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Ha ha

 

What a cunt.

 

That's the kind of shit I do too.

 

Once had an arsehole park in my spot at the office so I blocked him in.

 

Got out of car and was walking up the steps into the office when there's a shout from behind me as these two salty dudes come into the car park and shout to me "move your car and we'll let you park in your space".

 

"Fucking big of you", thought I

 

Asked them if they were in to see anyone in the office.

 

"No, no, we were just across the road for lunch".

 

"Fuck you then", as I carried on walking into the office.

 

They were blocked in for about an hour.

Tiny bit of power and we go mintal

 

Easy to see how dictators become so outrageous

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That's a good one ^^^

 

 

Which reminds me. When I lived in Rosemount, I had the key to the car park beside the sunbed salon

 

Birds would park in it and I would run down and lock it and leave them there. And watch as their evening plans slipped away. Sometimes a Good Samaritan would come out and let them out. Hold on, I think I actually have evidence...

Are you the Good Samaritan using this as a ploy to impress tanned women?

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Tiny bit of power and we go mintal

 

Easy to see how dictators become so outrageous

Years ago my works private yard was used by Sevco fans to park because it was so close to Ibrox. It was a great spot for parking , two minute walk to the gtound and a nice swift getaway home after I shouldn’t wonder.

 

Not so great when yer man Soops would padlock tbe gates and go home just after half time. .

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I don't know if I'm petty, as such... but I am pathologically vengeful. 

 

There's no real limit to what I'll do to someone if I feel they've unfairly fucked with me, but my response will usually be insanely disproportionate to the original transgression. 

 

I've done some fairly fucked up shit even to people who had nothing directly to do with the incident in question just because they got in the way of my righteous vengeance. 

 

There's also no real time limit on it either. Time doesn't pass and I think, "Ach, that was a long time ago. We'll just let it go." I remember shit. Forever. In that respect I'm probably clinically diagnosable as a sociopath or suchlike, but 99% of the time I'm super easy going. 

 

But petty.... probably not really petty in the sense that I'll lock a gate to annoy someone. 

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I don't know if I'm petty, as such... but I am pathologically vengeful.

 

There's no real limit to what I'll do to someone if I feel they've unfairly fucked with me, but my response will usually be insanely disproportionate to the original transgression.

 

I've done some fairly fucked up shit even to people who had nothing directly to do with the incident in question just because they got in the way of my righteous vengeance.

 

There's also no real time limit on it either. Time doesn't pass and I think, "Ach, that was a long time ago. We'll just let it go." I remember shit. Forever. In that respect I'm probably clinically diagnosable as a sociopath or suchlike, but 99% of the time I'm super easy going.

 

But petty.... probably not really petty in the sense that I'll lock a gate to annoy someone.

 

Completely agree. Steal my pen, I'll burn your house down. Deserved.

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Sometimes guests piss me off. I have their credit card details, now I’d NEVER do this.

 

But buying random things with their own card like say gay porn and sex toys and getting them sent to say their partner at home or employer at their work place would be petty....

 

Burner phone bought by a random aqquitence off of gumtree, PAYG sim, free restaurant wi-fi with a VPN while on holiday.

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think I could quite easily switch into John matrix mode if and when required

 

Act first, ask questions. A real take charge guy.

 

I think Johnny Matrix is 20% vengeance and 80% one-liners. 

 

"My friend is dead tired" 

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