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#61 OFFLINE   Henry

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Posted 15 July 2017 - 09:00 AM

 

Was that not a veterans game or something?

 

I am afraid Orkney is lacking in the football department. The scorries will thump them as per.

 

My loon was over recently for a youth tournament, and finished third, behind Caley and Ross County but ahead of all your Orkney and Shetland dross.

 

No, that was OAFA select vs the Caithness equivalent. 

 

The Scorries scraped by Orkney on penalties last year, we'll take them on home soil. 


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Posted 15 July 2017 - 09:07 AM

Ach the Caithness team for that wouldna be up to much.

 

The scorries will dispatch Orkney, have they ever beaten Academy?

 

Only two players from Orkney have ever been good enough for the scorries which says it all about footballing talent on the island.


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Posted 15 July 2017 - 09:09 AM

^ poor lad fae Torphins got a right doing fae the Donside lads, I heard.

 

 

Not what I heard (not that you heard anything you lying fuck).

 

Guy was taking the game to Alford youth along with the youngster from Westhill, Donside's bravest ran.

 

Only one on that list who 'misbehaved' from Donside was a junkie. Typical.

 

 

 

Roll on Aboyne when hopefully the scenes from a couple years when a Donsider got stabbed is not; I repeat for clarifications; is not repeated.


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Posted 15 July 2017 - 09:11 AM

Nae much poor lads in torphins

All money, no character

 

 

One of them had enough 'character' to burst your lip wide open....


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Posted 15 July 2017 - 09:13 AM

Currently in Pitlochry which is affa bonny!
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Posted 15 July 2017 - 09:19 AM

Not what I heard (not that you heard anything you lying fuck).
 
Guy was taking the game to Alford youth


Guy?!?!?

What a typical, poncey, Deeside mummies-boys name

LOL
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Posted 15 July 2017 - 09:48 AM

 
 
One of them had enough 'character' to burst your lip wide open....


Fake news

That's never happened
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Posted 15 July 2017 - 11:31 AM

@Henry are you an uppie or a dooonie?
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Posted 15 July 2017 - 12:28 PM

To be honest who cares where young lads come from when they get in trouble.

 

That should stop being an issue after the age of around 24/25. It's just good to see them getting pished and knocking the shit out of each other.


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Posted 15 July 2017 - 12:37 PM

^ you'd better let Guy, Brett, Josh, Tarquin, Oscar and the crew know that Donside is for real men

They'll have had a fair scare, i'd imagine.
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Posted 15 July 2017 - 02:17 PM

Airports, ports and any other place you can get the fuck away from the place
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Posted 15 July 2017 - 02:37 PM

Airports, ports and any other place you can get the fuck away from the place


While Britain ain't the best place to live, its certainly not the worst by any stretch of the imagination.

Suppose it all depends on what you are basing your argument on, however from my own personal experiences of travelling Britain is up there with one of the best places to live.
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#73 OFFLINE   ericblack4boss

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 07:02 AM

It was always entertaining to see the deesiders get a doing off the burrs at echt when they were in charge of the bouncing.
Echt. Banchory. Aboyne, new deer. Tarland and the main event rhynie I used to frequent them all.
Echt has the problem of being between downside and deeside.
It wants the ancestoral quiff. Corduroy trousers and brogues of deesiders.
But in reality isn't.
A man of the don is worth two of the dee

I was speaking to someone on duty at echt last week was apparently toonsers were out taking a licking.
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Posted 16 July 2017 - 10:32 AM

On Duty :laughing:

Standing with a hi-viz vest directing traffic or running the tombola is hardly on duty.
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Posted 16 July 2017 - 12:11 PM

It was always entertaining to see the deesiders get a doing off the burrs at echt when they were in charge of the bouncing.
Echt. Banchory. Aboyne, new deer. Tarland and the main event rhynie I used to frequent them all.
Echt has the problem of being between downside and deeside.
It wants the ancestoral quiff. Corduroy trousers and brogues of deesiders.
But in reality isn't.
A man of the don is worth two of the dee

I was speaking to someone on duty at echt last week was apparently toonsers were out taking a licking.

 

 

This really is a formidable fighting force: The donsiders

 

Once they've put the Tarquins and Joshes of the world in their place, they then kick the fuck out of the best Aberdeen can muster up.

 

Has the Home Secretary been made aware of this untapped resource?

 

Why waste money on training up and mobilising the SAS when all he has to do is give a bunch of in-bred tattie pickers a carry-out and a bus and they could go and sort things out?

 

Remarkable.


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Posted 16 July 2017 - 11:55 PM

Fuck you all, I'm a Dandy Don and can have any cunt. Toonser or teuchter.
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Posted 17 July 2017 - 04:58 AM

Airports, ports and any other place you can get the fuck away from the place


Probably better than Norway ? The only good thing I like about here is the wages, they can get to fuck with their over priced pish beer and the pizza and hot dog eating humourless locals !

Edited by Old Wing Stand, 17 July 2017 - 04:59 AM.

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#78 OFFLINE   ByenEBergen

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 07:37 AM

Probably better than Norway ? The only good thing I like about here is the wages, they can get to fuck with their over priced pish beer and the pizza and hot dog eating humourless locals !


Never mentioned Norway in my post chief.
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Posted 17 July 2017 - 10:47 AM

^ A bit 'touchy' this fine morning Brian?

 

How's the application for Australia coming along, still rejected as a no-hoper?


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Posted 17 July 2017 - 12:05 PM

 dog eating humourless locals 

  

 

----insert Niall McGinn joke here-------


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#81 OFFLINE   ByenEBergen

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 05:02 PM

^ A bit 'touchy' this fine morning Brian?
 
How's the application for Australia coming along, still rejected as a no-hoper?


Just pointing out a fact old chum.

Oz is all good. Going to be throwing some shrimp on my barbie in the nearish future
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Posted 17 July 2017 - 05:59 PM

Never mentioned Norway in my post chief.


Never said you did just suggesting a worst shit hole than Britain
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Posted 17 July 2017 - 08:48 PM

Just pointing out a fact old chum.

Oz is all good. Going to be throwing some shrimp on my barbie in the nearish future

 

 

Good. I hope you and your family get settled in and it's everything you wish for. 


Edited by rumpus, 17 July 2017 - 08:55 PM.

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Posted 18 July 2017 - 04:27 AM

^ bottled it again, I see.
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