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#1 OFFLINE   rocket_scientist

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:01 PM

I think it is incumbent upon us to save one of our own.

Telling him to stop drinking isn't going to cut any mustard.

Nor would shaming him work as his hide is rhinoceros-like.

Rather than Bluto Bluto get te fuck - and predictive text can get to fuck with Bluetooth - which I understand was sung in Madrid (source Sky Sports News if I mind), he needs to be embraced and loved.

Bloots ye Blurt, use this thread to mark your first AFD.

We will bump it every week until you kick in, unless you kick the bucket first.

Choose life.
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:04 PM

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:06 PM

To be fair, Bloots died last year.  His resurrection was nothing short of a medical miracle. 

 

We mortals can offer no help.


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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:16 PM

Cheers lads, means a lot.
It does, I'm touched.



First AFD will be Monday, at best.

I'm on pints (la chouffe) as of 1630pm today.
[millertine do I need to provide photography evidence agsin? ]

Then it's the weekly 3 day weekend.

:cool:
:beer:
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:17 PM

Cheers lads, means a lot.
It does, I'm touched.



First AFD will be Monday, at best.

I'm on pints (la chouffe) as of 1630pm today.
[millertine do I need to provide photography evidence agsin? ]

Then it's the weekly 3 day weekend.

:cool:
:beer:


Haha no, no need this time champ

I genuinely love you
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:22 PM

Meetings mutual

How's the #deltz this morning?
Stiff?

I've been on the protein all day today
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:26 PM

I see these homo erotic exchanges are continuing today.
Get a room .(above a pub)


Cool . queers .
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:31 PM

Meetings mutual

How's the #deltz this morning?
Stiff?

I've been on the protein all day today


Haha so that was just battle 1, this is a long term war?
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:36 PM

Got a room (in a boozer) before NY.

Massive room.
TV.
Sofa.
Cafetiere
the pubs fine food.
And loads of beer from the pub.

The food was delicious and had plenty of fine pints.
Much more memorable than a bog std hotel stay.
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:37 PM

Haha so that was just battle 1, this is a long term war?


As always.


Pints of la Chouffe for me tonight MT.
:cool: :beer:
Care to compete with that big guy?
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:40 PM

As always.


Pints of la Chouffe for me tonight MT.
:cool: :beer:
Care to compete with that big guy?


Haha not for me

Im back into the gym and exercising, got 5s tonight

This is also I think why I was a cunt for weeks recently

Not exercising realky gets me down - suppose it makes sense
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:43 PM



Wimp
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:47 PM

@cans

 

 

I see these homo erotic exchanges are continuing today.
Get a room .(above a pub)
Cool . queers .


On fire in this thread Hanz - terrific work son haha
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:48 PM

Wimp



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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:48 PM

Gutless yellow belly chicken
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:50 PM

On fire in this thread Hanz - terrific work son haha


He doesn't say much but cool queers was brilliant and got a +1 fae me.

I didn't tell him in case he got inspired to post more whereas less quantity and better quality should be his goal.
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:52 PM

He doesn't say much but cool queers was brilliant and got a +1 fae me.

I didn't tell him in case he got inspired to post more whereas less quantity and better quality should be his goal.


I've been telling him that for years

Some of his stuff is brilliant but feeling need to reply to everything waters him down
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:54 PM

I've been telling him that for years
Some of his stuff is brilliant but feeling need to reply to everything waters him down


And by fuck he hates being telt. Thinner skinned than you ye wimp. x x x

:cool:queers:

Edited by rocket_scientist, 11 January 2018 - 02:55 PM.

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:56 PM

And by fuck he hates being telt. Thinner skinned than you ye wimp. x x x

:cool:queers:


Im just sensitive

Nothing wrong with that
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 03:04 PM

Thank for the feedback chaps 😀
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 03:04 PM

You’re a modern man millertime; more posters should take your lead
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 03:07 PM

You’re a modern man millertime; more posters should take your lead

 

from his pencil?


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Posted 11 January 2018 - 03:28 PM

Could we merge this thread with 'Bluto's Rattle'?

 

If he got himself a women, that'd surely help keep him off the drink every night?


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Posted 11 January 2018 - 03:30 PM

Could we merge this thread with 'Bluto's Rattle'?

 

If he got himself a women, that'd surely help keep him off the drink every night?

 

Why do you presume it should be a woman?


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Posted 11 January 2018 - 03:30 PM

Could we merge this thread with 'Bluto's Rattle'?
 
If he got himself a women, that'd surely help keep him off the drink every night?


Definitely not. The battle is his AFD diary and will save his life.

The rattle is a totally separate issue. The two stand alone.

And anyway, the battle came first.

Edited by rocket_scientist, 11 January 2018 - 03:33 PM.

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 03:37 PM

More chance of the cattle idea coming to fruition , if you don't mind my saying so chaps.
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 03:44 PM

I even replied to that thread.

:-(
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 03:49 PM

How many beers do you have of an evening, Bluto?
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 03:49 PM

I asked you this before bluts but you rubbered me. What would you do if you were strongly advised by the doc to stop drinking? Say early stage liver damage. Would you carry on regardless or could you stop?
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 07:28 PM

How many beers do you have of an evening, Bluto?

 

At least 6 of these

 

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