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#1 OFFLINE   BrianFaePerth

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:11 PM

Bluto is young, free and single.

 

How can we help this alky get a ride?


Edited by ByenEBergen, 11 January 2018 - 02:12 PM.

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:14 PM

This is more ambitious than the campaign of 'Get Niall Nailed' many years ago.

 

He got one in the end might I add.

 

With a lady.


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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:15 PM

Lol. Just when I thought cattle was the only extension, you've taken it up a notch.

That must be the alphabet exhausted now. Bluto in Seattle comes close but no cigar, the story of how he embraced Mormonism to save his life. It's a perfect fit actually, them having multiple wives and (I think) being teetotal.
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:19 PM

Tattle is still up for grabs .
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:19 PM

This is more ambitious than the campaign of 'Get Niall Nailed' many years ago.
 
He got one in the end might I add.
 
With a lady.


Aye ok Don Juan
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You don't give a man like Bluto a drink in those piddly little glasses. Give him the bloody bottle.

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:21 PM

So what criteria do we have for the lucky lady?

 

Blind

No sense of smell

Cheap

Ideally located near or in a pub


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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:23 PM

So what criteria do we have for the lucky lady?
 
Blind
No sense of smell
Cheap
Ideally located near or in a pub


Breathing.
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:23 PM

Breathing.

 

Surely that's a nice to have?


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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:24 PM

So what criteria do we have for the lucky lady?
 


Long neck
Big waist
Wears a label well
At least 8% alcohol
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:26 PM

Breathing.


To be fair, breathing i.e. not dead and female were my only requirements for a fuck.

For marriage however, we need to go a little deeper into criteria-setting.
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:26 PM

:laughing:
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:36 PM

Maybe we're missing the obvious, MT could do the deed.


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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:38 PM

Long neck
Big waist
Wears a label well
At least 8% alcohol

Small head? 


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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:48 PM

Tattle is still up for grabs .


I see they deleted your cattle. Quite right too.

Content. It matters.
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 03:12 PM

I see they deleted your cattle. Quite right too.

Content. It matters.


Surprised it lasted as long as it did to be fair (tbf).
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 07:32 PM

To be fair, breathing i.e. not dead and female were my only requirements for a fuck.

For marriage however, we need to go a little deeper into criteria-setting.

 

By adding human to the list?


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Posted 11 January 2018 - 07:48 PM

 
By adding human to the list?


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Posted 11 January 2018 - 09:30 PM

This is more ambitious than the campaign of 'Get Niall Nailed' many years ago.
 
He got one in the end might I add.
 
With a lady.


The things a mother will do eh!
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 09:33 PM

The things a mother will do eh!


You wannin a beat down you cheeky cunt
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 09:36 PM

Bloots has caught the confrontation bug; take it easy son haha


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Posted 11 January 2018 - 09:51 PM

the cunts needin ez nat king like the roses need the rain


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Posted 11 January 2018 - 09:52 PM

the cunts needin ez nat king like the roses need the rain

 

surprised you haven't offered up your latex lady? 


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Posted 11 January 2018 - 09:57 PM

If the pisshead cunt lives in Holland surely he's hookered up to his bloodshot eyeballs.
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 09:59 PM

the cunts needin ez nat king like the roses need the rain


One would like to think so but I've met some disturbing cases who are so consumed by "pursuing the different" that they convince themselves that normal rules don't apply. Getting rejected isn't nice. On an aside, the manner in which some bitches reject is just downright coorse but some take a couple of rejections so harshly they give up too quick.
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 10:01 PM

 

surprised you haven't offered up your latex lady? 

 

aye eh telt him he shid hae bought it aff me, it's gade fir practicing yer thrusts, it wis how eh masteret meh buttock muscle movements where eh work every inch eh the fanny withoot hivin tae rock meh hips, its wit sensitive lovers dae

eh hink Bluto wid be a rough rider tho, probably snap the dame by gittin tae excitet


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Posted 11 January 2018 - 10:02 PM

One would like to think so but I've met some disturbing cases who are so consumed by "pursuing the different" that they convince themselves that normal rules don't apply. Getting rejected isn't nice. On an aside, the manner in which some bitches reject is just downright coorse but some take a couple of rejections so harshly they give up too quick.

 

"bitches"? really Rocket?

 

more to your point, you're correct that getting rejected is never nice. but neither is being hounded.

some men need to learn to take no for what it is -- a no. i've known lots of women who have been too polite about trying to turn down someone and have no choice but to be more to-the-point when the guy just won't give it up. maybe men think this makes them entertaining? or unresistable? who knows. 


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Posted 11 January 2018 - 10:03 PM

 

aye eh telt him he shid hae bought it aff me, it's gade fir practicing yer thrusts, it wis how eh masteret meh buttock muscle movements where eh work every inch eh the fanny withoot hivin tae rock meh hips, its wit sensitive lovers dae

eh hink Bluto wid be a rough rider tho, probably snap the dame by gittin tae excitet

 

good for practicing thrusts?  :itch-chin: sounds more like Manboobs could use it.


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Posted 11 January 2018 - 10:08 PM

^ the thought of a rubber cunt on a stick makes me feel a bit ill. I'll just stick to wazzing myself.
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 10:12 PM

Haha s'all you can do in the end son. Accept and wither haha


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Posted 11 January 2018 - 10:12 PM

You wannin a beat down you cheeky cunt


It wasn't directed at you, you grade A pellet!!!
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