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[Henry]

7 minutes ago, shut up meg said:

green flash trainers

Loved Elvis. 

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, cheesepipes said:

I know a man who i wont @ on here who got severe dysentery after licking a prostitutes rectum. Romanian in origin. 

The said rectum was to the eye a 10 out of 10 in all categories. 

The resulting fall out meant he couldn't go and see the reformed Guns n Roses perform all their biggest hits which was supposed to be the main reason he was there. 

Sometimes the lure of the sweet Romanian Knot will blur the mission of sweet child o mine. 

Chalked up as a life experience. 

Lesson not learned. 

Poods has mentioned having dysentery before. I think we have our Guns and Roses fan right there.

[shut up meg]

5 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Poods has mentioned having dysentery before. I think we have our Guns and Roses fan right there.

He does have a varied range in music, friends with Cliff,  a love of Dylan and obviously this 

 

[Henry]

On 11/17/2020 at 11:28 AM, Poodler said:

So, back to business 

 

who is willing to invest? I've had dysentery once from licking bum (of a very posh girl funnily enough), but I'm willing to take a 40hour per week position 

very posh girl or Romanian prostitute?

[Guest]

14 minutes ago, Henry said:

very posh girl or Romanian prostitute?

Hahaha. 
 

Defo Romanian prostitute 

[Parklife]

58 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

? what was his reasoning?

 

 

I can't recall if it was disclosed. 

[Parklife]

29 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Only the wokey could rationalise and label it.

I'm pretty sure anyone could label it. You've just thrown one of your favourite buzzwords at the screen. 

29 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

But get it right. Throwing a tub is unintelligent and ineffective. Throwing the contents of the tub in an efficient quick and precise flick motion whilst retaining a hold on the small polystyrene container was the perfect message.

Thanks for the clarification. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I had warts (tongue and knob) 

dirty bigger I used to be. 

Ended up with impetigo on either side of lips after going down on a lassie. Wouldn't be surprised if I got it fae her mooth though. She was a boot. 

A trip to the old doctor was required and Fucidin cream was swiftly prescribed by the lad as he empathised with my distress.

Took a while to heal as I was working in a fish yard at the time, perennially getting fish goor from dead haddock and whitings splashed in my face whilst loading the nice filleters's basins with fish, which prolonged the impetigo. Ah well, no harm done mind. 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, rocket_scientist said:

Only the wokey could rationalise and label it.

But get it right. Throwing a tub is unintelligent and ineffective. Throwing the contents of the tub in an efficient quick and precise flick motion whilst retaining a hold on the small polystyrene container was the perfect message.

Sounds like abuse to me. 
 

Was it for a laugh or in a rage?

[Guest]

33 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Only a certain type of total wank could label it as "domestic abuse".

Like a woman?

[Parklife]

45 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Only a certain type of total wank could label it as "domestic abuse".

However you want to justify it to yourself is fine by me. 

42 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

You missed the Orbison too. Probably because your music taste is so shit. 

Roy Orbison. ??

[Redforever86]

12 hours ago, rocket_scientist said:

 

1. you failed to see that I won that bet

You never even replied to my post proving you wrong for about the 5th time yesterday. 

LEST

[Poodler]

4 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Poods has mentioned having dysentery before. I think we have our Guns and Roses fan right there.

The case in question wasn’t me although I suspect I know who that is, great story. Wouldn’t have been attending a RS gig!
 

I got it once from tonguing the hoop of a rich Christian girl, further strengthening pipes’ notion of an invisible threat. Was sick as a dog for days. 
 

a homosexual friend of mine ended up in hospital four days after getting it in a steamy threesome (unrelated to the paragraph above) 

you live by the sword you die by the sword 

[YorkDon]

I’ve licked many a sexy girls hoop, and never got ill.Moral of the story, dinna lick the hoop of someone with questionable hygiene.

 

[YorkDon]

Or “No no, you’ve no idea where my tongue’s been. I’m protecting you hen/doll/senga.”

[Henry]

There's an image that'll haunt me

[Guest]

6 hours ago, Parklife said:

However you want to justify it to yourself is fine by me. 

Roy Orbison. ??

Careful, Parkie. 
 

Roy had some absolutely unreal tunes, and had a cracking voice, one of the best. 
 

 

[Redforever86]

3 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Careful, Parkie. 
 

Roy had some absolutely unreal tunes, and had a cracking voice, one of the best. 
 

 

There was a cracking documentary about him on BBC4 I think it was. https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b06t3vb9

 

Not currently available but if you can find it else where well worth your time. 

[Bluto10]

for a handful of songs, the Big O was phenomenal.

[Guest]

10 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

There was a cracking documentary about him on BBC4 I think it was. https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b06t3vb9

 

Not currently available but if you can find it else where well worth your time. 

I'll give it a watch! 

[Parklife]

16 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Careful, Parkie. 
 

Roy had some absolutely unreal tunes, and had a cracking voice, one of the best. 
 

 

Each to their own, as I said to CP earlier. He's not to my taste but we all like our own shit. 

 

[Poodler]

No one in particular on the forum, as it happens every day by nearly everyone 

people who say something like ‘I’m done arguing now, have a nice day’

then continue replying/ arguing

thats annoying. Just leave when you say you will

Birds often do it. Ok bye…. I just think it’s funny how 

[Betty Swallicks]

Photos of food on social media.

Photos of nails (birds) on social media.

Strava on social media.

 

Nae cunt is interested.

[Fridge]

1 minute ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Photos of food on social media.

Photos of nails (birds) on social media.

Strava on social media.

 

Nae cunt is interested.

They are interested though BS which is mental! Ultimate Humblebrag @Henry

Bet they get heaps of likes for being somewhere having just had their nails done with a glass of Prosseco and a making sure a gin menu with prices is on show.

 

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Photos of food on social media.

Photos of nails (birds) on social media.

Strava on social media.

 

Nae cunt is interested.

Stay off social media then ffs.  No-one's forcing you. The Hat's all you need. 

[BrianFaePerth]

12 hours ago, Roberto said:

I just learnt recently that there are blokes that go to tan salons and use the term 'I'm away for a 9 minute holiday'.

The fuck is that about?

It's not a pet hate, just a WTF moment in my life. Men... tanning salons. Weird behaviour.

There used to be a socially acceptable name for such men

 

[maryhilldon]

?  Could add McInnes. 

[Guest milne_afc]

Think it’s been mentioned already, but these online raffle competitions. Such blatant skullduggery. Just had a scroll through recent winners on one the common Aberdeen pages, it’s all relatives a Facebook friends of people who run the competition.

I hate that I never thought of this first.

[tightbreeks]

The way commercial channels have their adverts on at the same time. At least have donald pleasance warning us of deep water or don't climb into sub stations to collect frisbees.

[Poodler]

She’s washed a jumper and shorts of mine at 60 and I’m still furious about it, both all fucked and less than a month old. 
 

how can you get to the 30s and not be able to use a washing machine