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  1. SNP is an English shell party. Nothing else explains their 'incompetence'.
  2. It's typical Scottish fitba media. 90-95% Celtic and Sevco, with every other team jammed into a few minutes, and usually how this non Celtic and Sevco news relates to Celtic and Sevco. The positive thing about the internets is it does allow fan-driven content as an alternative to this utter shite. It's amateurish, but light years ahead of the mainstream.
  3. In fact you only need 10 minutes spare, since 50 minutes is dedicated to Celtic and Sevco with a bit of Scotland thrown in. But mostly Celtic and Sevco.
  4. Ke1t

    In the News

    Counterargument. She's a fucking cunt.
  5. Desperate to keep us in the place they think we should occupy in Scottish football. A wee club whose only ambition is to 'have a good season' and maybe make one of the lesser European tournaments.
  6. I'm banned off X for the whole me Tweeting to the governor of Ohio that his constituents are "thicker than the farm animals they fuck" thing, so if you could just post; "Because Neil Lennon, Malky Mackay, and Stephen Robinson are utter shite, you trio of ignorant arseholes" and sign it' Kelt', I'd be super-grateful.
  7. Just read JT's bringing Christen Persson and Emir Bajrami with him. So, we're actually getting... ...guys... 😃 we're actually getting... ...More Than A Thelin.
  8. Ke1t

    Thread O Twitter

    Guy wants to play hero and fulfill his lifelong dream of blasting a bad guy. Robber's stealing a truck that doesn't belong to Johnny the Cowboy (hereafter referred to as JtC), isn't threatening JtC, and is in fact retreating into the truck to get away from JtC. JtC still grabs his chance and fires four shots at the Robber, one at his torso, one fuck knows where, and two at his head. JtC then John Waynes off into the sunset, satisfied that he finally, FINALLY got to play the hero and shoot a motherfucker. He's still dreaming of the 'Good Samaritan Saves The Day' headlines, and all the cock-sucking that comes with being a local hero, when BBBBAAAAAAAAAM, our robbing friend flips the script out of nowhere! And Johnny the Cowboy goes flying through the air like a sack of clothes out your bird's window when she finds out you're fucking her mate. Media's framing this as a tragedy... I see this as a story with a heartwarming ending.
  9. Ke1t

    In the News

    I remeber there were some Scottish aid workers in Gaza back in the day, or the Left Bank, who had a Saltire stuck to their vehicle. The IDF came along, ripped it off, stamped on it and threw it on a nearby garbage dump. As yer Nazis are want to do. Can't imagine they think any more of the Scots than they do of their flag.
  10. "Why should we give you the job full time, Barry." *howk howk pick pick blank stare* "I think that should be more than satisfactory. Congratulations" *extends hand* *Blank stare*
  11. If Thelin has anything about him, next season should be easier because at least half the teams in the SPFL are absolute murder and have nowhere near our budget. Also, a couple of million possibly isn't much of a difference. We spent a pissload of cash and are struggling to stave off relegation. We could have signed a bunch of freebies and done better. I give you Geuye as exhibit A. I think the largest factor next season is going to be how good or bad Thelin is, and not so much about how much he has to spend. As far as I'm concerned the jury is firmly out on Thelin, though. If he can't get us top 6 with the investment he gets then I'll be unimpressed.
  12. Everyone else wearing Elfsborg colours. Seems a bit like, "Yer no wan o us, but." Thelin should be wearing a Dons scarf.
  13. From personal observation. We have a community pool near us, and our demographic is majority white with some Arabs, Poles, Italians, and one Scottish lad. Any time you went to the pool the patrons reflected our demographic. But one summer Black People of African American colour (hereafter referred to as BPoAAc) started appearing at the pool. One or two at first, and eventually the majority were black... over the course of one Summer. UInlike the Whites, Arabs, Poles, and Italians, the BPoAAc were noisy, rude, left shit laying everywhere, and routinely got into fights and screaming matches with each other. Turned out the pool they went to in Detroit had closed down,and instead of going to another Detroit pool they decided to all head out to the burbs and use the pool our taxes paid for. Regardless, before I quit going to that pool... my son had learned to swim by this point, so no real need to go... it was pretty apparent that none of the BPoAAc's could swim worth a fuck. What they did was a sort of frantic doggy paddle in radom directions, making it difficult for anyone to swim in a straight line. You basically had a pool full of BPoAAc randomly swimming in erratic patterns,ignoring lanes and fighting with anyone they smacked into. After this experience no-one's convincing me BPoAAc's take the time to learn to swim. Also, one of our friend's daughters was a lifeguard at the waterpark in our city during the summers before she went off to college. She rescued 4 kids. 1 white kid and 3 BPoAAc, pretty much solidifying my suspicions that while BPoAAc Can't Swim is perhaps a stereotype, it's a stereotype with a strong basis in reality.
  14. Ke1t

    In the News

    Take what Peter Zeihan says with a pinch of salt, but I think this is a good synopsis of what just happened and where they're at.
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