The Boofon Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 rounds are alright. You don’t want to all pile up to the bar en masse and pay for your drinks one by one. table service is the best.Surely you buying a round and buying your own is the same thing. @@Henry Yeah. He drinks. 2 Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Rounds are fine. Love when you might just be out with a mate for a couple but then you get in tow with other boys you know that are also there and it turns into a session. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Surely you buying a round and buying your own is the same thing. @@HenryYeah. He drinks. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 I win if cocaine is involved. Haha. Door closed, phone aff Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 No words required.https://ibb.co/6vQkY0B Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Saw that shirt the other day. It looks cheap and nasty. Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Saw that shirt the other day. It looks cheap and nasty.Matches the wearer. Orange shorts and orange/blue hat. Pond life Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 No words required.https://ibb.co/6vQkY0BPlease stay away from the Pervy Picture thread Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Please stay away from the Pervy Picture threadHaha. His wife’s got a fair set of shells like! 1 Link to comment
Zeus Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 The time wimmin take to get ready. Incredible Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 It’s actually quite a serious issue in my relationship. She will literally take hours. It just ruins the evening for me having to wait, nothing can be done on time. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Always put her in the shower before me. She still takes an age. Fucking about with fake eyelashes and the like. Then if you say 'I'll wait down the pub' it's like you've just called her ma a whore. Instantly volatile Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 I put on a pair of her fake lashes before. I looked seriously bent. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Always put her in the shower before me. She still takes an age. Fucking about with fake eyelashes and the like. Then if you say 'I'll wait down the pub' it's like you've just called her ma a whore. Instantly volatileI take it you’re employing the time served tactic of telling her it’s drinks at 7 and telling everyone else 7.30. Knocking the bedroom clock forward 15 minutes is a quick win too. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Drinks at 6, quiz starts at 7. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 'my great friend, mahkil jehcksin' I bet you fucking looper. He's suspect Uri. There is a cunt hiding in plain sight - hoo mamaBest believe a man with insight ^^ Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 The accusations are gathered up and tossed onwards to Uri Geller. A much more worthy recipient. Probably.Unable to defend himself, how very noble of you. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Never liked friends Bluto's never had any. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Was mad all that broken watches and clocks stuff. 'ees eet teeking? Eet ees?' The whole premise was odd. How did he do it though?He didn’t Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Was mad all that broken watches and clocks stuff. 'ees eet teeking? Eet ees?' The whole premise was odd. How did he do it though? You should know given you're a massive bender. 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 own props. spoon fatigued to near breaking point. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Haha. His wife’s got a fair set of shells like! Fair enough, fire on.... Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 I put on a pair of her fake lashes, before I looked seriously bent. Amazing what a comma shift can do Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Always put her in the shower before me. She still takes an age. Fucking about with fake eyelashes and the like. Then if you say 'I'll wait down the pub' it's like you've just called her ma a whore. Instantly volatileI feel your pain. It’s like she’s unable to comprehend the idea of walking into a pub alone. Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 The thing is I do not give a fuck how long it takes to get ready. It takes me 15 minutes. If birds need 3 hours fine. The taxi is coming at 7pm, do mathematics and reverse back from when the taxi is due. Do not be fucking about while the boys metre is on. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 The thing is I do not give a fuck how long it takes to get ready. It takes me 15 minutes. If birds need 3 hours fine. The taxi is coming at 7pm, do mathematics and reverse back from when the taxi is due. Do not be fucking about while the boys metre is on.That's a fair size Link to comment
alscotoz Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 The thing is I do not give a fuck how long it takes to get ready. It takes me 15 minutes. If birds need 3 hours fine. The taxi is coming at 7pm, do mathematics and reverse back from when the taxi is due. Do not be fucking about while the boys metre is on.Fucking phone. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 The thing is I do not give a fuck how long it takes to get ready. It takes me 15 minutes. If birds need 3 hours fine. The taxi is coming at 7pm, do mathematics and reverse back from when the taxi is due. Do not be fucking about while the boys metre is on.Fucking phone. Another pet hate Link to comment
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