Pet Hates

[tightbreeks]

Blancmange, nearly.

[HairyPie]

Sporanges

[maryhilldon]

Lozenges

[maryhilldon]

No it doesn’t

 

[Poodler]

Appraisals

 

3 achievable goals in the next year

 

 

 

Turgid

[Bluto10]

shag X tarts

 

squander £Yk on drink and drugs

 

attend the Coventry conference

[BWG]

Appraisals

 

3 achievable goals in the next year

 

 

 

Turgid

 

Truly the most pointless box ticking shite ever created.

 

When I worked for a company that shall remain nameless but rhymes with "hell", I did next to nothing.  In 2 years of working there I would say I maybe did at most a month of actual work.  It wasn't through laziness either, there was just fuck all to do.  My first appraisal came along and I was sure I'd be getting crucified.  Got told I was being put forward for the highest pay rise they could get me and to keep up the good work.

 

I will never understand why they ran into the difficulties they did.

[Poodler]

Shell rewards sick dons fan with pay rise after ref cancer jibe

 

 

 

The Sun

[Durrant Dived]

Cunts saying cunts do things 'with a plum' like scoring penalties. Load of pish that makes no sense.

 

[BWG]

Shell rewards sick dons fan with pay rise after ref cancer jibe

 

 

 

The Sun

 

Hahaha

[StandFree1982]

Appraisals

 

3 achievable goals in the next year

 

 

 

Turgid

 

One of the companies I used to work at had "Record 1 Safety moment a week" as an achievable goal. And "Do timesheets".

 

Basically, a load of nonsense. 

[StandFree1982]

Truly the most pointless box ticking shite ever created.

 

When I worked for a company that shall remain nameless but rhymes with "hell", I did next to nothing.  In 2 years of working there I would say I maybe did at most a month of actual work.  It wasn't through laziness either, there was just fuck all to do.  My first appraisal came along and I was sure I'd be getting crucified.  Got told I was being put forward for the highest pay rise they could get me and to keep up the good work.

 

I will never understand why they ran into the difficulties they did.

You worked at Taco Bell?

[Studebaker-90]

Its even worse when the goals are cascaded down from head office for everyone to use, doesn’t even apply to your role half the time.

[Hewitt a the pies]

Once worked somewhere where a big fat lad collapsed on the stairwell on the top floor. As he was lying there his mobile phone slipped out his shirt pocket and went down between 3 flights of stairs smashing to bits at the bottom.

The place was swarming with High Vizzers within minutes and a full investigation concluded you shouldn't carry your mobile or anything not secured in your top pocket.

Think the lads still lying there like!

[Bluto10]

Its even worse when the goals are cascaded down from head office for everyone to use, doesn’t even apply to your role half the time.

 

head office

 

[Fridge]

And it will globally affect your bonus because it is your fault some dick at the other side of the world can’t negotiate a set of stairs.

 

Fit the fuck are you wanting me to do, premeditate it was going to happen, fly across and train him how to not be a spastic to save a LTI.

[dazzy_deff]

One of the companies I used to work at had "Record 1 Safety moment a week" as an achievable goal. And "Do timesheets".

 

Basically, a load of nonsense.

My last work I had two of the same goals every year.

 

Record hours in a timely manner (submit your timesheet on a Friday) and deliver one safety moment throughout the year. Usually forwarded on one I would get from a vendor to the department via email.

 

I only had to have 3 or 4 targets - absolute waste of time.

 

Where do you see yourself in 5 years time? And the look of disbelief when you told them you had no interest in progressing up the ladder.

[Bluto10]

keep your head down dazzy and who’s to say , in 10 years time etc etc

[Hewitt a the pies]

keep your head down dazzy and who’s to say , in 10 years time etc etc

[StandFree1982]

My last work I had two of the same goals every year.

 

Record hours in a timely manner (submit your timesheet on a Friday) and deliver one safety moment throughout the year. Usually forwarded on one I would get from a vendor to the department via email.

 

I only had to have 3 or 4 targets - absolute waste of time.

 

Where do you see yourself in 5 years time? And the look of disbelief when you told them you had no interest in progressing up the ladder.

 

It's just a massive box ticking exercise.

 

It's the equivalent of doing chores at home for pocket money as a child. 

[StandFree1982]

I've watched that before, and watching it again, and it's hilarious

[Hewitt a the pies]

I've watched that before, and watching it again, and it's hilarious

Aye funny like. His Extras Bloopers are funny too.

[Poodler]

Liam Gallaghers music

 

 

Dreadful

 

 

(Though he does say some funny things)

[dazzy_deff]

HSE overkill

 

Kitchen areas at work now have COSHH assessments for the fairy liquid.

[Chewie37]

HSE overkill

Kitchen areas at work now have COSHH assessments for the fairy liquid.

There’s bleach in that shit.........watch yourself loon

[Poodler]

HSE overkill

 

Kitchen areas at work now have COSHH assessments for the fairy liquid.

Stuff makes you bald min, careful

[dazzy_deff]

Stuff makes you bald min, careful

Rather be bald than a rapist.

[HairyPie]

Rather be bald than a rapist.

What's being said here for reasons of clarity?

 

This seems to have escalated rapidly from a Fairy Liquid warning.

[Reed or deed]

What's being said here for reasons of clarity?

This seems to have escalated rapidly from a Fairy Liquid warning.

Using fairy liquid equates to being a rapist.

[HairyPie]

Prefer tears