Merry Christmas You Cunts

[BrianFaePerth]

Since the Noggies celebrate on the wrong day eh am now pouring myself some festive drinks and want to wish you all the best when Santa reaches your parts of the world. Even Wick.

[BrianFaePerth]

Suck my penis.

Is that your letter to Santa?

[Poodler]

Ill be working tomorrow for 12 hours

 

With a stinking hangover

 

Is Tups corner open on Xmas day? @@tup

 

 

Hope its a great day for those with kids

 

 

Those without, come to the Vic at night

[dazzy_deff]

Anyone whos in the mains of scotstown between half 12 and half 2 I shall see you there.

 

For abody else, have a good een. Looking forward to seeing junior deffs face and wads of scran.

[Zeus]

Merry Christmas everyone

 

Unless your a hun then you can fuck right off

[alscotoz]

all the best to all. xmas day here. kids just want cash. missus trying to keep it alive. bless. grand-kids next time i means much for me. Still costs a fair bit of coin.

[tup]

Tups Corner is not really open on Christmas Day, no.

[Dal Riata Don]

Merry Christmas Hatters and if you don't go in for that type of thing then I hope you have a good day in yer own way.

 

Respect to those of you that are working and helping others, especially the medical folk and I hope y'all get what y'want from 'Santa', even if that's only a bit of peace and quiet or the joy of giving someone else what they want.

 

All the best.

[mcdougall(4)]

Tups Corner is not really open on Christmas Day, no.

Typical millennial slacker snow flake behaviour.

In my day a cunt would turn up when required.

I blame the parents.

[RAZOR]

Aye Merry Christmas to you all when it comes. Even the Canadians

[manboobs109]

Best wishes to all, apart from Dundonians

Defo a Dundonian fucked your missus

[Ke1t]

Happy Holidays.

 

In a minute I'll be shooting off to spend some time with the Trump-voting portion of the clan... I've had them on Block since 2016, but this doesn't represent a thawing of relations. They're dead to me, and I'm only going along to keep the wife and loon happy.

 

This is why you don't get married, kids.

 

It's a lot easier to stick to your principles when you've no cunt to keep happy but yourself... though the downside, if it's a downside, is you spend the holiday alone in your damp, cold, dimly lit flat, watching a Bond film on an old tube telly on broadcast TV, as you eat your Festive Turkey Dinner Micro Meal With Apple Sauce out of a disposable container with a plastic spoon.

 

Later you'll fall asleep in your badly tattered chair, and the poorly wired fairy lights will set the Chinese christmas tree ablaze, which will go up like a... like a Chinese christmas tree. And as you snore loudly, the congealed gravy from your micro meal dribbling down your unshaven chin onto the string vest you've been wearing for the last six weeks, the flames will lick across the carpet and find the highly flammable, pre-EU regulations stuffing that's hanging out of your chair...

 

Maybe a neighbor will pull you out of the flames before you burn to death, and you'll spend the next three months in a hospital bed looking like the Invisible man, your face and torso all burned to fuck so you look like Deadpool without the mask.

 

And when December rolls round again you'll be back in front of the telly, alone, watching Sean Connery batter some lad in an orange jump suit, as the fairy lights spark quietly on the tree waiting for you to doze off again.

 

Probably best to just get married, kids.

[Ke1t]

Have you got all tinsel on your retaining wall Kelt?

 

Not yet, but then I'm not up there right now. Going up on Boxing Day, and to be honest I think tinsel on my retaining wall is a pretty fucking great idea.

 

Obviously I'll post pics.

 

[Poodler]

Fuck getting married

[Ke1t]

Fuck getting married

 

Well, you have the advantage inasmuch as you can treat your own burns.

 

The rest of us though...

[Don Fonte]

Fuck getting married

Tried it once, didn't like it.

[manboobs109]

Aye Merry Christmas everycunt, even the haters who've bullied me all year, you know who you are.

[manboobs109]

^ in fairness you can remove tup from that list, he was more of an annoyance than a bully. I'm a gentle soul though Dad and some of the totally unwarranted aggression I've received this year has troubled me deeply. I won't let it ruin my Christmas though, the haterz won't achieve that.

[tup]

Correct. I was disturbed by his attitude.

 

Despite that I will wish everyone a happy Christmas.

[manboobs109]

Ach aye i know manbreasts - and if ever you're ever in a state where anything is anything other thsn a shit or a giggle; please let it be known that old Dad is here to help his Dandy hombres.

 

Dont ask me to fight for you though son; i feel bad when i injure people.

Just mucking about Dad. I know they all love me really.

[manboobs109]

Correct. I was disturbed by his attitude.

 

Despite that I will wish everyone a happy Christmas.

Were you fuck. You love the attention.

[manboobs109]

The way you treated Tup was disturbing, dont play the victim

Disturbing? Get a grip, who's taking this place too seriously now? You are old Cavey.

[manboobs109]

^ says the man who's 'disturbed' by two strangers squabbling on a football message board.

[BrianFaePerth]

He was disturbed long afore that

[mcdougall(4)]

Aye the boys nae right in the melon

[mcdougall(4)]

McDougall is a proper clown and queen of the snowflake generation. The Dundonians are scum

Go have another golden t you before you throw your tongue back up tups filthy ring.

 

You've already been shown to be a flip flopping melt.

 

Now do run along the adults were trying to have a conversation...

[Crashnyploshnit]

Aye Merry Christmas to you all when it comes. Even the Canadians

 

Cheers Razor, Calgary Don and myself are going to Super_Al's for our Christmas meal. There will be 17 at his place so he better have enough food. All the best to everyone on here for the holiday season.

[Redforever86]

Happy Christmas you geeks and losers.

[mcdougall(4)]

Merry Christmas you filthy animals

[King Street Loon]

Merry Christmas fellow folks from the hat.

I genuinely hope you get all that you wish for.