Bluto10 Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Machine, shit like that will get you a hiding (especially when you’ve 4 eyes, buck teeth and have your top button undone on your trousers to release the pressure and gelled hair)A drunk bird said that to me one night walking home from town - I kicked in her two male chaperones. ‘How do you like that? that’s your fault’ Needless to say, she was gobsmackedonly got two eyesno buckand I use wax, not gel. yer nae very good at this Chesney. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 auld grey ye shid be oan the new program oan telly- sex tapehttp://metro.co.uk/2019/04/26/channel-4s-new-show-sex-tape-9324285/amp/yersel n brian swap lovers n tak thim tae bed n the ridin gits filmd.. in the morn the fower eh yeez gaither n the livin rim n watch it n talk aboot hings ye notice aboot wit went oan under the soiled sheets Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 aye it wid b intrstin mix up like..bluto n ez missus ir bevvy heeds wi nae intrest in material possessions.. brian n his ir the opposite.. aw aboot a shwin aff wealth tae strangers, so ye cin imagine thir'd be friction atween thim like 1 Link to comment
DD1903 Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 it wasn’t a question DD min.As there was no question mark, I took it to just be a statement that was wrong. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Did Was Moose contacts. nope, never. told you already; wax Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 Tied a perfect Windsor knot today despite not having worn a tie in over a year. Never leaves yih. Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 Hope the locusts are packed well Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 Tied a perfect Windsor knot today despite not having worn a tie in over a year. Never leaves yih.There must be some sort of racism to do with Erchie in this. @@Police Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 Somebody somewhere will be offended Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 Somebody somewhere will be offendedSometimes the claims will be false Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 10, 2019 Author Share Posted May 10, 2019 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lqD8GEa7aAw Imagine if they tried this today... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhHq4m_Bi5g Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 Sometimes the claims will be falseHahahahah Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 Imagine if they tried this today... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhHq4m_Bi5gGeordies would be outraged. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Jesus Christ Could be wrong, but I don't think she is. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Reminds me of my ex. Was that his mum? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Has she got her tits out on Instagram? Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted May 13, 2019 Site Sponsor Share Posted May 13, 2019 Heres my current squeeze I reckon there’s a cock and balls tucked up there Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Reminds me of my ex.whats his name? Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Has she got her tits out on Instagram?Sadly not Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 One up the bum, no harm doneWhile you’re down there, luv Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 coupla mare pics fae early oors eh the morn lest nicht search fir meh brither..nae bin seen since england sweden gemme lest yr..goat telt aff jakey joe eed exploded efter huffin a can eh swan ges n sperkin up a fag butt..thot it wis a joke..cunts gan up in smoke richt enuf..jist need sumhin tae tell meh faither so ez goat closure thit ez nae gittin ez auldscud mags beck Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 One up the bum, no harm doneNo, not up the arse. Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 I had to walk through Barcelona after the terrorist attack to get a pizza for the kids as had no food in the house. Armed police and a helicopter overhead with a spotlight basically nobody else on the streets. Got a few nods from the coppers at street corners thinking some boy from Aberdeen is unlikely to be a threat. Thought I was the fucking ace (although was shitting it on the underground the next day scoping out anyone who looked dodgy) Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Na, apart from the incident Barcelona is fine. As longs you watch out for pickpockets it’s pretty safe. Just don’t look like a gormless tourist. Used to get the underground home at 2am and there were young folk lassies etc on their own and never saw one bit of hassle. I wouldn’t be getting the tube in London or New York at that time of night. Link to comment
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