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#571 ONLINE   Fridge

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Posted 08 November 2018 - 10:54 PM

Only an idiot would give an idiot a gun,

Gun lobby too powerful in US. Could you imagine the carnage in Scotland if we were stupid enough to let any cunt have a gun


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Posted 08 November 2018 - 11:31 PM

Downstate I stay in a pretty decent area, I think... but we have proximity to Detroit. It would be absolutely mental to not to own a gun. Cricket bat vs Black lad with a Glock doesn't protect me or my family, ergo I own a handgun.

Upstate I live in a forest. There are big, wild animals that can get pissy when they see you on 'their' territory, or think you're otherwise a threat to their young. Now I'm pretty sure I could punch fuck out of a black bear or a 300lb, antler-having male deer, but just in case... like most rural bumpkin sorts... I'd rather not have to get into unarmed combat against either one.

The .22 is for general target practice and critter control.

I have never shot a black person, a bear, or a critter, and hopefully never will. But in the case that such an event arises I have the tools at my disposal to deal with the situation.



Build a bigger wall around that upstate hoose



Understand the logic RE self defence. And that's it. No point in being responsible and not owning a weapon when the cunt coming through the door is armed. Rather he lost his head than me.

Is the 9mm Barretta at hand at nights etc? Do they need to be regularly serviced/ cleaned?

Discharging rounds from the SA80 and having to strip it and clean it was frustrating. That carbon shit gets everywhere.
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Posted 08 November 2018 - 11:48 PM

Totally agree re self defence I have a strategically placed 7 iron (ironically pish at golf) that will be utilised clean across somebodies dish if ever required should some prick break into my house.

However having access to a machine gun under my bed after we have lost to the Huns would not be a good idea.
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Posted 09 November 2018 - 02:27 AM

If you can’t dispatch a bunch of fives or a flying headbutt as self defence

You don’t deserve to be alive.
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Posted 09 November 2018 - 03:02 AM

Build a bigger wall around that upstate hoose



Understand the logic RE self defence. And that's it. No point in being responsible and not owning a weapon when the cunt coming through the door is armed. Rather he lost his head than me.

Is the 9mm Barretta at hand at nights etc? Do they need to be regularly serviced/ cleaned?

Discharging rounds from the SA80 and having to strip it and clean it was frustrating. That carbon shit gets everywhere.

 

The Beretta is easy as piss to clean. I literally asked the guy at the shop to sell me a gun that a moron could shoot and service without killing himself or those around him. Apparently that's a Beretta. Can strip it and clean it in 15 minutes. I have a safe on my bedside cabinet with two loaded clips in there next to the gun. I can be ready to shoot and pissing my knickers ten seconds after hearing the alarm go off. Pre-gun I went downstairs waving my jungle knife last time the alarm went off. It was only later that I realised that an intruder would have put half a dozen bullets in me from across the room as I stood there waving my knife with my cock hanging out the front of my jammies. 

 

Compared to a military weapon like the SA80 my guns are toys you could give the slow kids to play with. 

 

I don't know much about NATO rounds, but I assume they're using cheap rounds with low grade powder since they're tendering to the cheapest bidder. They no doubt reckon the problem with soot can be addressed by making the squaddies clean their equipment more often. Apparently it has something to do with the expense of chemical separation in the powder becoming more expensive the purer they make it... the purer powder will fire more reliably, but it costs way more per round to do that on an ever steeper curve, so diminishing returns means the army gets the cheap stuff, I imagine. 


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Posted 09 November 2018 - 08:24 AM

Serious question Kelt... what the fuck do you need multiple guns for? why the fuck do you live in that country?

 


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Posted 09 November 2018 - 04:23 PM

Only an idiot would give an idiot a gun,
Gun lobby too powerful in US. Could you imagine the carnage in Scotland if we were stupid enough to let any cunt have a gun


Think there might've been an event that proved general population in Scotland shouldn't have guns.........
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Posted 09 November 2018 - 04:30 PM

Think there might've been an event that proved general population in Scotland shouldn't have guns.........

There wis a lassie fae Dunblane who got shot in the foot worked in a pub the loon managed. He used to sing to her :

 

Shot through the fit and your to blame

You give Dunblane a bad name


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Posted 09 November 2018 - 04:39 PM

 

Serious question Kelt... what the fuck do you need multiple guns for? why the fuck do you live in that country?

 

 

 

 

:laughing:

 

A valid question, I suppose. 

 

It's a brilliant place to live. There's a lot of negatives for sure, but the positives far outweigh them. 

 

Also, weed legislation just got passed... so in about two years time I can grow 12 plants for personal use.

 

I believe 'haha terrific' is the expression used round these parts.  :thumbup1:


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Posted 09 November 2018 - 04:41 PM

See you soon kelt son haha
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Posted 09 November 2018 - 04:42 PM

:laughing:

A valid question, I suppose.

It's a brilliant place to live. There's a lot of negatives for sure, but the positives far outweigh them.

Also, weed legislation just got passed... so in about two years time I can grow 12 plants for personal use.

I believe 'haha terrific' is the expression used round these parts. :thumbup1:


The problem with that is that soon you'll have all the stoners wandering about high as fuck with a pistol in their belt...
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Posted 09 November 2018 - 04:58 PM

The problem with that is that soon you'll have all the stoners wandering about high as fuck with a pistol in their belt...

 

Weed's more likely to chill them out. 

 

I'd rather the brothers were all smoking weed than wired to fuck on crack and bath salts. 


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Posted 09 November 2018 - 04:58 PM

The problem with that is that soon you'll have all the stoners wandering about high as fuck with a pistol in their belt...

 

Yeah I'm sure the type you'd be worried about are currently abiding by current drug laws, patiently waiting for their legal weed. 


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Posted 09 November 2018 - 05:12 PM

There wis a lassie fae Dunblane who got shot in the foot worked in a pub the loon managed. He used to sing to her :

Shot through the fit and your to blame
You give Dunblane a bad name


I know who that is.

Newmacher pub per chance or out that way?
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Posted 09 November 2018 - 05:33 PM

I know who that is.

Newmacher pub per chance or out that way?

Popular nightclub in the toon Berto. It was a few years back so she maybe works in a pub out that way now.


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Posted 09 November 2018 - 09:55 PM

Yeah I'm sure the type you'd be worried about are currently abiding by current drug laws, patiently waiting for their legal weed.

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Posted 09 November 2018 - 10:03 PM

There wis a lassie fae Dunblane who got shot in the foot worked in a pub the loon managed. He used to sing to her :
 
Shot through the fit and your to blame
You give Dunblane a bad name


Hehehe nae bad manny
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Posted 10 November 2018 - 12:24 AM

As a follow up to the post regarding Democrats supporting stricter gun laws, this is somewhat illuminating.

 

"15 House Republicans with A NRA ratings lost on Tuesday. All 15 were replaced by Democrats with F NRA ratings."

 

Here


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