Sooper-hanz Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 .., are back and touring next year !!!! Ah zig a zig ah. Imo Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Without the tidy one. Interesting fact - the current PiL bassist has previously toured with the Spice Girls Link to comment
Tommy Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Without the tidy one. Interesting fact - the current PiL bassist has previously toured with the Spice GirlsNo Emma?Ah well fuck that. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 5, 2018 Author Share Posted November 5, 2018 They’re alll honking Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 They’re alll honking G'wa!!! Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 5, 2018 Author Share Posted November 5, 2018 That does nothing for me Poodlio. 2 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 5, 2018 Author Share Posted November 5, 2018 Fucking Hans again with this pish - first 'OH no; Jenny Aniston - No thanks', which left many with a firmly placed high set of eyebrows. But no happy with that, he fucking chucks no just one, but five attractive young lassies into the shit pile. Seriously Hans - evaluate. You are much much much too fussy. Were you some sort of fuck machine back in the day or summat? I'll maybe go back on Aniston, but I though The Spice Girls were all dogs. Even worse when they spoke. Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 There’s no point in debate they would all get it at 2am. I once nailed a bird who was nicknamed Orca as she resembled a whale. Met her two years later and she had lost about 3 stone and was pretty hot. Nobody believed I had pumped her until she came up and gave me abuse. Made it pretty clear that I was cock. Still counts. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 There’s no point in debate they would all get it at 2am. I once nailed a bird who was nicknamed Orca as she resembled a whale. Met her two years later and she had lost about 3 stone and was pretty hot. Nobody believed I had pumped her until she came up and gave me abuse. Made it pretty clear that I was cock. Still counts.Haha Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 5, 2018 Author Share Posted November 5, 2018 If you met ginger in a club and she whispered something terrific in your ear, you'd flick her away and sip some gin and T? Depends . If she whispered " I could beat you at pool " I'd take on the challenge. Anything sexual and she's be told to sling her ginger hook all the way back to carrot top drive. Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Any regret you didn't see it through the weight loss, given the tasty young lassie she became? Or saying that - maybe after that night, she was angered into losing the weight. Probs for the best all round hahaI’d like to think my two and a half minutes of magic encouraged her to hit the the treadmill. I should get a job for weightwatchers. Link to comment
Redstar Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 They all appeal to different blokes...as the great Nick Berry once crooned...Every loser wins... Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 5, 2018 Author Share Posted November 5, 2018 So you are telling me that if Scary Spice sent you an unsolicited dick pic, you would not reciprocate? You would delete it and carry on your merry way? Away with you man. Didn't you knob Brazil's equivalent who resembled Mamadou Sakho? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Ginger... I'd spray jizzums all on her titties and no mistakes. Baby... can't be under 40 at this point, so it's not like a Catholic fantasy or anything. Would grab those blonde pigtails and ride her around like a Shetland Pony. None of the rest. Black lassies don't do it for me.The munter in the tracksuit is a no thanks. Seems more likely to sell you drugs or steal your wallet than suck your cock.Posh would be too up herself to actually participate in any shagging she was involved in. She'd lie there thinking about handbags and shoes while you were putting in a power of work. Not saying I wouldn't shag any of that three... I'm just saying that in the rankings of birds that would get it aff me, those three are probably in Division 2, possibly even non league. Link to comment
Guest findlay_1903 Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Posh spice would be a dry affair between the sheets. Scary on the other hand...... would milk you dry. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 5, 2018 Author Share Posted November 5, 2018 with blondie or posh grasping my arm, as we walked up the stairs of the picture house, You're imagining them as your carers though. I'm now trying to work out how they ended up spending all their millions to now find themselves feeding you Muller Rice and wiping your fart hole. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 @racist @@Police Not at all. replace Sporty, Scary, and Posh Spice with Korean, Vietnamese, and Japanese Spice and I'd be following them around like a Grateful Dead Groupie. Link to comment
dave_min Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 ScaryBabyGingerPoshSporty Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 This 'posh birds are shite in bed' myth is just that. My current missus and the previous one are absolute posh tot and bloody fantastic in the sack. Though not at once...yet. Still posh for me. Although I wouldn't invite her to the schooner Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Ffs git this pysh thread tae fuck Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 5, 2018 Author Share Posted November 5, 2018 Ffs git this pysh thread tae fuck Mama i love you..ouuuu Link to comment
cruzcampo3 Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 I'll maybe go back on Aniston, but I though The Spice Girls were all dogs. Even worse when they spoke. Ginger was on a league of their own a few weeks ago she looked not bad. Like a fine wine that’s aged well Link to comment
Pubes Macdonald Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 All fucking hounds but ginger had decent paps Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 All fucking hounds but ginger had decent papsJust had to google 'Geri halliwell topless' Some classic fake pictures Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 EmmaGeriBlackPosh Lesbo Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 Half an hour with her I'll be up to me nuts in guts. @@Police this is Brazilian uber driver talk Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 Soz GB, just my rapier wit Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 That does nothing for me Poodlio. Lies, bet you had a wee wank over her tartlets..... A Yoga lady with a meticulous exercise and diet regimen. Basically a female me but without the shite tats. Also takes it up the arse. So I was told by some Turkish telly presenter dude.No, she's exactly like you.....she has shite tats too Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 Lies, bet you had a wee wank over her tartlets..... No, she's exactly like you.....she has shite tats too And takes it up the arse like GB Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 And takes it up the arse like GBYayyyyyy you got it! Link to comment
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