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The Pish Christmas Present Thread 2020


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 Reckon we might get away with it this year as folk will maybe opt for cash or vouchers rather than a horrendous jumper or a book you will never ever read and launch to charity 1 second after lockdown finishes.

We shall see though, somebody is bound to get one that leaves you speechless as to why you would possibly want or need it.

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Deliberately bought someone a hat and gloves set as a shite gift this year, and they'll know it was deliberately purchased as a shite gift, but they'll still have to say thank you,  even though they know this is the equivalent of finding a horse's heid in your bed. 

Thank me for the shite gift, you fucking cunt. 

Now put them on so we can all see your shame, and smile because it's a terrific gift, prick. 

 

 

 

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5 hours ago, Ke1t said:

Deliberately bought someone a hat and gloves set as a shite gift this year, and they'll know it was deliberately purchased as a shite gift, but they'll still have to say thank you,  even though they know this is the equivalent of finding a horse's heid in your bed. 

Thank me for the shite gift, you fucking cunt. 

Now put them on so we can all see your shame, and smile because it's a terrific gift, prick. 

 

 

 

What’s the wife done?

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Ripley’s Believe It or Not! Mind Blown! is sure to amaze and astound children and adults alike with thousands of strange stories, unusual feats and hair-raising oddities from around the world.

Discover how one woman can crush apples with her biceps. Read about the spider that lives underwater. Meet the pizza delivery person who travelled 225 miltes to deliver two pizzas. Visit the island made entirely out of conch shells. Marvel at the Australian railway track that's steeper than a ski jump!

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13 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Magnet, this is what I got for the second year in a row: -

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Have you met Shrigley? He obviously knows you: -

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13 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Magnet, this is what I got for the second year in a row: -

3-DE49-A3-F-7169-40-DC-8-D09-1-CC90-D302
 

Have you met Shrigley? He obviously knows you: -

A16-DAB87-8-EAF-4-C16-A74-E-C162-A3848-F

Ha ha. Merry Christmas to you, Hanzoid and everyone else. It’s only a forum.

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