Films

[JumboJET]

Sweet Surrender - 10/10

Right Girl - 10/10

Love is a Piece of Cake - 10/10

[Poodler]

Me myself and Irene 

first time watching it. Renee is fucking outstanding in it, nipples on the go the hale film.

what a gorgeous woman, back then anyway 

Like Tara Reid in American Pie - perfection 

[Guest milne_afc]

The Father

Olivia Coleman and Hoppo star in this fun filled romp about an old codger who loses his mind after catching hiv/aids.

 

No tits

[Poodler]

Belfast 

 

black n white romp about family and leaving yer hame if the British army is coming your way to shoot your children. soundtrack was nearly entirely van Morrison. 
 

the ma is tidy (apparently gets tits out in outlander 

[KenDodd'sDad]

54 minutes ago, Roberto said:

The Hunt - don't bother.

The one with Mads Mikelsen? That's an ace film.

[Bluto10]

dances with wolves

 

rubbish

[manboobs109]

Copshop - Total nonsense gunfight thing with Gérard Butler. Good to watch with a few beers. Solid 7/10. No tits.

[KenDodd'sDad]

2 hours ago, Roberto said:

No the new one on Netflix which is absolutely shite haha

Ah OK, well I recommend the Mads Mikelsen one.

 

Can't remember if there are tits.

[KenDodd'sDad]

11 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

dances with wolves

 

rubbish

Can you believe it won Best Picture over Goodfellas at the Oscars?

[manboobs109]

23 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

He still speaking like he’s pished/having a minor stroke? 

Oh aye you can't make out a word he says. Kept having to turn it up then down again when the shooting started.

[Bluto10]

54 minutes ago, KenDodd'sDad said:

Can you believe it won Best Picture over Goodfellas at the Oscars?

scandalous 

 

knew it won loads of award but forgot that one.

[KenDodd'sDad]

Costner beat Scorsese to best Director as well.

It was at that point I realised the Oscars were a pile of shite.

[Somefriendly]

Rewatched 24 hour party people as spotted it on prime. Immense film.

[Poodler]

https://www.empireonline.com/movies/features/100-greatest-world-cinema-films/
 

just watched Jules et Jim, B&W French with a nutty slut caught between a pile of a men. 
 

anyone seen much of these? 

[The Boofon]

14 minutes ago, Roberto said:

The Batman out in March. Absolute buzz.

Watched Joker on the plane over last week.

 

What a load of shite that was.

[Redforever86]

18 hours ago, Poodler said:

https://www.empireonline.com/movies/features/100-greatest-world-cinema-films/
 

just watched Jules et Jim, B&W French with a nutty slut caught between a pile of a men. 
 

anyone seen much of these? 

Seen a few. City of God, La Haine, Goodbye Lenin are all worth a watch.

[Simply Red]

18 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Seen a few. City of God, La Haine, Goodbye Lenin are all worth a watch.

City of God and La Haine are brilliant. Or they were 20 odd years ago on release. Shouldnt have aged badly tbf

[Arabian Knight]

On 2/17/2022 at 3:38 PM, Poodler said:

https://www.empireonline.com/movies/features/100-greatest-world-cinema-films/
 

just watched Jules et Jim, B&W French with a nutty slut caught between a pile of a men. 
 

anyone seen much of these? 

seen aboot 40 o thim..ehd recommend thim tae aw cunt but sum ir hard tae git hud o..num 93 is a work o genius n in meh top 20

[The Boofon]

On 2/18/2022 at 9:22 AM, Roberto said:

I enjoyed it to be honest but it's no Batman.

Batman's not even in it. Ridiculous.

On 2/18/2022 at 10:26 AM, Bad_Mobby said:

Eh? I thought it was brill 

Complete shite.

 

Very Bad things was watched at weekend. That's still a strong 8.5/10

The Hangover completely ripped this off. Surprised they got off with it.

[CrazyBullSheep]

Texas chainsaw massacre 2022

Utter tripe, no tits and very poor gore. First death was quite enjoyable and also the bus scene was slightly humerous

2/10

[The Boofon]

3 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

^ C Slater is vey underrated 

He's great in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

[Bluto10]

On 2/19/2022 at 12:22 AM, Arabian Knight said:

seen aboot 40 o thim..ehd recommend thim tae aw cunt but sum ir hard tae git hud o..num 93 is a work o genius n in meh top 20

check out barry norman here. 
 

 

from his newington bedsit

[jamiesd]

Joker is top notch, pure Boofonery thinking otherwise ?

[CrazyBullSheep]

On 2/21/2022 at 11:30 AM, Bad_Mobby said:

^ C Slater is vey underrated 

You ever seen pump up the volume? Fucking great film and up there with his finest work, bloody fantastic soundtrack too

[The Boofon]

16 hours ago, jamiesd said:

Joker is top notch, pure Boofonery thinking otherwise ?

Each to their own. I thought it was shite.

 

Django Unchained. Been watching that on route to work and back last couple of days. That's decent enough. 7/10

[Ramandu]

On 2/22/2022 at 9:26 PM, Sooper-hanz said:

I love yer man ,Lynch. Great films to watch when you've been on the wine.

Ever seen lynch's version of Dune? Probably the worst film I've ever watched. Apparently at the premier they decided to give out little booklets to explain what was going on. No idea whether it was lynch's fault, or the studio made him cut stuff out, but whatever happened it really didn't work.

[The Boofon]

12 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Swiss Army man

christ! 

Christ shite or Christ good?

[Jigsaw666]

7 hours ago, The Boofon said:

Christ shite or Christ good?

Looking at the synopsis I'll guess it's of the 'Jesus fucking Christ' variety.

[Poodler]

The Outfit

fucked off the dons go to the Belmont and glad I did. Best film I’ve seen in years.

all set in one room, about ten folk in total, 50’s Mafia setting and you never know who is telling the truth.

 

dunno if it’ll be on again at the belmont as it’s the Glasgow film festival playlist - see if it’s online, worth a watch.

[Ramandu]

11 hours ago, Poodler said:

The Outfit

fucked off the dons go to the Belmont and glad I did. Best film I’ve seen in years.

all set in one room, about ten folk in total, 50’s Mafia setting and you never know who is telling the truth.

 

dunno if it’ll be on again at the belmont as it’s the Glasgow film festival playlist - see if it’s online, worth a watch.

Sounds good, I'll check it out. I like a good one room film. Well, I love 12 Angry Men, and I remember Phone Booth being decent. Any more examples?