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#31 OFFLINE   Poodler

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Posted 13 January 2019 - 01:39 PM

Covering up the body
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#32 OFFLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted 13 January 2019 - 02:17 PM

I'm sure an adult would manage it pops.


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Posted 13 January 2019 - 02:25 PM

There I was, offering details of a terrific new wholesome business adventure - and its cheapened with this kind of filth ^

 

NO - come on now.


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Posted 13 January 2019 - 02:52 PM

Think it's still running with Bradley Walsh?


Can he play left back?
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#35 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 13 January 2019 - 02:55 PM

IIRC Bradley Walsh as a young man was a decent player. Not sure we could match his wages from 'The Chase'. 


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Posted 13 January 2019 - 08:03 PM

Gutted the boy has not updated the thread with either his charity run time or that he pumped the bird.
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Posted 13 January 2019 - 11:08 PM

Gutted the boy has not updated the thread with either his charity run time or that he pumped the bird.


charity run is the obvious distraction for when he needs to leg it. good forward planning tbh
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Posted 14 January 2019 - 05:34 PM

Fuck me, swift pint are you out in the west end of town Poodler?

Some bird smashed with what looked like a work colleague. no idea what was going on but she burst into tears and said I hate all men.

Boy moves in for the kill with can I get your phone, not for your number but so I can phone your husband to tell him what a dick he is.

She declines, fucks off and some mental husband boy turns up looking for her. Lucky escape!
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Posted 14 January 2019 - 05:53 PM

You're fair attracting relationship misery just now fridge. Your wife must be a bag of nerves when you get in!!

FWIW, it ain't my mess. I haven't shagged a wife in a long time. Not my game.

It might be my mess if one of them drops down tonight though.



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#40 OFFLINE   1903Fitba

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Posted 14 January 2019 - 06:00 PM

You're fair attracting relationship misery just now fridge. Your wife must be a bag of nerves when you get in!!

FWIW, it ain't my mess. I haven't shagged a wife in a long time. Not my game.

It might be my mess if one of them drops down tonight though.



Love the opportunist Good Samaritan. Loser


Easy pickings working in a hospital no? Every nurse I’ve met is a complete slaaag.
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#41 OFFLINE   Poodler

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Posted 14 January 2019 - 06:40 PM

Yeah I've heard that too
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#42 ONLINE   Bluto10

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Posted 14 January 2019 - 06:42 PM

Easy pickings working in a hospital no? Every nurse I’ve met is a complete slaaag.


it’s like carry on nurse at ARI.

I used to turn up reekin of booze on two hours sleep after nights out at Amadeus
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Posted 14 January 2019 - 06:50 PM

Amadeus

LOL
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Posted 14 January 2019 - 06:53 PM

you nae go to nightclubs when you were 17 min?

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Posted 14 January 2019 - 07:01 PM

Yes:

Palace, Pelican, Joy, Drum, DeNeros

Amadeus was spasticsville
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Posted 14 January 2019 - 08:46 PM

it’s like carry on nurse at ARI.

I used to turn up reekin of booze on two hours sleep after nights out at Amadeus


Night shift were you?
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#47 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 14 January 2019 - 09:04 PM

the crew had pulverised his anus and he had a prolapsed rectum.


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Posted 14 January 2019 - 09:12 PM

Amadeus was fucking ace. End of.
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Posted 14 January 2019 - 10:17 PM

good one H
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#50 OFFLINE   Betty Swallicks

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Posted 16 January 2019 - 02:41 PM

How many male nurses post on here?

 

Asking for a gay friend.


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#51 ONLINE   Fridge

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Posted 16 January 2019 - 03:36 PM

Is your friend Poodler?
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#52 OFFLINE   dave_min

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Posted 16 January 2019 - 04:43 PM

How many male nurses post on here?

Asking for a gay friend.


Lol @ you having a friend
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Posted 16 January 2019 - 06:07 PM

It's Grindr you're looking for, Betty
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Posted 17 January 2019 - 02:37 AM

It's Grindr you're looking for, Betty

 

ITK


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Posted 22 January 2019 - 10:48 PM

Not Tinder but someone is having a fucking mare in a bar on Great Western Road, feel for you if it’s anyone here, but it’s amusing me.

She is totally smashed, swearing like fuck and calling the guy a prick. I reckon he might get the ride of his life later or she’ll have a black eye.
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Posted 26 March 2019 - 10:26 PM

Boy in the restaurant on a Tinder, so where about in Poland are you from? She comes out with some village and he say’s he knows it and has been looking to go there.

Complete and utter fucking fiction.

Tried to give him a knowing glance.
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#57 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 26 March 2019 - 10:33 PM

How close do you have to be to these folk to listen to their private conversations?


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Posted 26 March 2019 - 11:27 PM

How close do you have to be to these folk to listen to their private conversations?


Repeatedly too
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Posted 26 March 2019 - 11:29 PM

Boy in the restaurant on a Tinder, so where about in Poland are you from? She comes out with some village and he say’s he knows it and has been looking to go there.

Complete and utter fucking fiction.

Tried to give him a knowing glance.



You oot fridge? Want a carry on?
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#60 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 26 March 2019 - 11:35 PM

he'll be busy  @sooper-hanz


Edited by Sooper-hanz, 26 March 2019 - 11:36 PM.

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