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#1 OFFLINE   Dad

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Posted 13 January 2019 - 02:45 PM

Mission of Burma - a terrific post-punk mob from Boston; active way back in the late seventies early / eighties.

 

See - thats the stuff; no more pissing and moaning about modern music being shite - instead a wee trip down memory lane, and out of the Sonos comes a delight you had missed for whatever bullshit reason.

 

 


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Posted 13 January 2019 - 03:36 PM

You better hope this thread takes off, confidence in you is at an all time low
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Posted 13 January 2019 - 03:58 PM

It can’t be any worse than Caveys tragic, tragic thread
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Posted 13 January 2019 - 04:12 PM

I've up to now managed to avoid being trapped in my time - like our folks did (a gramophone - that's the only way to listen to music etc etc - shut the fuck up you old cunt), but sonos has got my by the short n curlers I reckon. That'll be me - vaping away, noting down new artists I've discovered by chance.

That'll be me when I die - clumsily lolling in a big fuck off bean bag, some weird acid rock mix pumping out of the 15 sonoseses. Happy as fuck ill be.

This is my death diary.

My very own Tups Corner. Finally.
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Posted 13 January 2019 - 04:18 PM

I've been blasting music all day continued from last night and although I'm your resident Top Rocker I've realised I have a huge draw to boy bands.

5ive, East 17, Backstreet Boys One Direction.

Great stuff.
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Posted 13 January 2019 - 04:19 PM

Well you can suck on the album that @CrazyBullSheep just recommended to me because it's mental


Five Horse Johnson - fat black pussy


Turn it up you old duffer
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Posted 13 January 2019 - 04:31 PM

What's a Sonos and can I fuck it or download it from Piratebay ?
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Posted 13 January 2019 - 04:34 PM

Well you can suck on the album that @CrazyBullSheep just recommended to me because it's mental
Five Horse Johnson - fat black pussy
Turn it up you old duffer


Terrific son - on the list she goes.

Let me ease into the boy bands though cheese haha (nice wee set up there for you sickos - NO)
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Posted 13 January 2019 - 04:35 PM

What's a Sonos and can I fuck it or download it from Piratebay ?


https://www.sonos.com/en-gb/home

The bomb son - see you on the other side
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Posted 13 January 2019 - 04:43 PM

I could probably fuck that. ^

Cheers pops.
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Posted 13 January 2019 - 04:50 PM

https://www.sonos.com/en-gb/home
The bomb son - see you on the other side

So Mr Sonos, best price available for this Boom thing you were on about?
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Posted 13 January 2019 - 05:59 PM

is it no jist a bluetooth speaker hing? ehv goat a bluetooth hifi wi twa speakers n amp. ehm nae needin it tae tell meh wit tae pit oan..eh cin git aw that aff the music mags n the wireless
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Posted 13 January 2019 - 06:28 PM

So Mr Sonos, best price available for this Boom thing you were on about?

 

Atm - £359; but they had an offer at £329 there over the festive period - so if you've patience, worth hanging on for a bitty. 

 

is it no jist a bluetooth speaker hing? ehv goat a bluetooth hifi wi twa speakers n amp. ehm nae needin it tae tell meh wit tae pit oan..eh cin git aw that aff the music mags n the wireless

 

WiFi it is son - so you just link it to your hub, download the app - and roberts your mothers brother; playing stuff via Spotify / Deezer / Soundcloud etc etc to your hearts content.


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Posted 13 January 2019 - 06:46 PM

aw aye eh cin see soundcloud n aw that bein gade fir cunts wantin chek oot new stuff but eh cin see these hings gittin yased is a showpiece gadget fir clueless cunts.. tak a cunt like franklin miller.. nae a fuckin scooby aboot fuck aw apert fae wit e hears oan smooth fm oan ez mornin commute tae the sales hub..ye hink empty cuntsll git thimsels a bit substance wi a hing liket this or is it jist fir cunts itk
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Posted 13 January 2019 - 06:54 PM

Most certainly son - Spotify is my go to; and all artists have their own radio station, which will play you a mix of songs by similar artists / artists that fans of the cunts whos radio it is listen to - couldnt be easier.

 

The perfect setup for cunts such as you've outlined there; even the most mundane of artist will eventually link to someone of substance just based on a normal cunt dipping his/her toe into the pish usually listened to by the less enthused music listener.


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Posted 13 January 2019 - 06:57 PM

I've been blasting music all day continued from last night and although I'm your resident Top Rocker I've realised I have a huge draw to boy bands.
5ive, East 17, Backstreet Boys One Direction.
Great stuff.


Lol some of them have some clever producers that sample/steal from some decent tunes, so they end up having a song you’ll like.....the bastards
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Posted 13 January 2019 - 07:06 PM

Johnathon Richman 


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Posted 13 January 2019 - 11:49 PM

@Dad are you sponsored by Sonos or something?

Do they realise they need an exit plan?
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Posted 14 January 2019 - 01:57 AM

@Dad are you sponsored by Sonos or something?
Do they realise they need an exit plan?


Sonos and Ladbrokes? Coining it in Dad
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Posted 14 January 2019 - 04:48 AM

@Dad are you sponsored by Sonos or something?
Do they realise they need an exit plan?

  

Sonos and Ladbrokes? Coining it in Dad


One day maybe. But until then, just a terrific guy giving terrific advice (Sonos).
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Posted 14 January 2019 - 08:18 AM

This morn - Wire; London based rockers active in the mid-late seventies. A bundle of cunts passed me by it appears in that era.

Too busy doing whatever to properly explore I guess.

Never a dull day back then.

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Posted 14 January 2019 - 08:39 AM



Too busy doing whatever to properly explore I guess.

Never a dull day back then.


Aye, busy times indeed for you, Jimmy, Rolf and Stuart.
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Posted 14 January 2019 - 08:58 AM

Aye very good Bri you wee prick.

A vibrant wholesome time it was - much the same as always tbh.

Terrific all the way though with no casualties.
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Posted 15 January 2019 - 07:04 AM

Tristeza - post rock American bunch active the late nineties.

Have much more time for this type of thing than I used to - a result of me mellowing I guess.

The late nineties - a terrific time it was; free of pain, energy in abundance - a really useful person I was back then; heavy lifting and the like was second nature. Little wonder I had no time for branching out into post rock.

Now afflicted with the constant dull ache of old age - post rock fits in with the agenda. A good tip for all you old broken cunts / lazy useless younger cunts.
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Posted 15 January 2019 - 10:58 AM

How old are you pops?
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Posted 15 January 2019 - 11:41 AM

A gentleman never reveals his age.

Uncouth Hibs minker.
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Posted 15 January 2019 - 12:28 PM

Aye - fuck off GB you wee prick haha
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Posted 15 January 2019 - 12:38 PM

Well suck me sideways....
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Posted 15 January 2019 - 02:07 PM

Age is just a number son.
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Posted 15 January 2019 - 03:54 PM

You got long balls Dad?

Long ass balls...?

Long ball Dad. That's your new name.
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