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#61 ONLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted 17 May 2019 - 07:11 PM

Piss Off Mr Knight in Shining Armour.

Ive conversed with LGIR away from here plenty times, she doesnt need a fucking exiled Hibs fan pretend sticking up for her.


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#62 OFFLINE   For Fecks Sake

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Posted 17 May 2019 - 07:18 PM

Fight fight fight
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#63 OFFLINE   maryhilldon

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Posted 17 May 2019 - 07:22 PM

I'm mad enough without the gear.


Bet you've got a mug with that on it.
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#64 ONLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted 17 May 2019 - 07:50 PM

Love Arctic Monkeys, Mary my dear. 😘
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#65 OFFLINE   ericblack4boss

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Posted 17 May 2019 - 09:33 PM

Seeing cattle and sheep out to parks of grass, it makes everything right.
Hugs off my kids.
A really good mug of tea.
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#66 OFFLINE   1903Fitba

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Posted 17 May 2019 - 09:37 PM

Clean bed sheets after a evening shower.
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#67 OFFLINE   Oregon Red

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Posted 17 May 2019 - 09:38 PM

Sitting on my porch, summer night with an IPA, watching the world go by.


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#68 OFFLINE   dazzy_deff

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Posted 17 May 2019 - 09:40 PM

A ghosty shite.
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#69 OFFLINE   For Fecks Sake

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Posted 17 May 2019 - 09:42 PM

A nip of good whisky at bedtime 🥃
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#70 OFFLINE   Bad_Mobby

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Posted 17 May 2019 - 10:24 PM

Scoofing Rioja, whilst making your dog watch (and explaining to him the beauty of) Rocky 4
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Posted 17 May 2019 - 10:40 PM

Quite aggressive these days aren't you.


Aye I suppose so son. Just mixing it up.

Here - it's summertime; if you dinnae have zest at this time of year, you'll struggle to ever have some.
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#72 OFFLINE   Dusk( 2 Stars )Don

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Posted 17 May 2019 - 10:45 PM

Posting online on site x
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Posted 17 May 2019 - 10:46 PM

Dad it’s simple - turn all your hatred aggression of wanting folk to die towards the Huns. Get a Durrant and Ricksen poster on your wall.

Piss yourself laughing and relax.
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Posted 17 May 2019 - 10:55 PM

Ach aye - I hear what you're saying Fridge son; but plenty on here cover those bases with aplomb.

Plenty room therefore for alt angles. Without the ready made muse of weekly football, sometimes you have to test unchartered waters. Decided to be aggressive towards Poodler - now we're enjoying this terrific convo.
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#75 OFFLINE   maryhilldon

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Posted 17 May 2019 - 11:02 PM

Saturday afternoon in the boozer playing pool and keeping an eye on the fitba scores.
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Posted 18 May 2019 - 01:20 AM

Scoofing Rioja, whilst making your dog watch (and explaining to him the beauty of) Rocky 4


Sounds like you’ve missed out “while taking cocaine” there.
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#77 OFFLINE   BrianFaePerth

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Posted 18 May 2019 - 04:35 AM

May i wander in while you're making fluffy pancakes in your flora apron and enjoy a few of Michael Boltons slower numbers before making love to you from behind over the kitchen counter and make wonderful patterns in the flour as your nipples run freely from the rhythmic pulses im generating.

I apologize if thats too much.


It is such a sad reflection of modern society that such eloquent prose needs to be apologized for and will likely lead to a restraining order.
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Posted 18 May 2019 - 06:30 AM

Sounds like you’ve missed out “while taking cocaine” there.


Aff it for a bit

Decided that food comes first this weekend
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Posted 18 May 2019 - 09:36 AM

puttering about in the kitchen on a lovely spring day, windows open, warm breeze, music playing.


Hope you get food poisoning.
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Posted 18 May 2019 - 10:32 AM

Couple of doubles after 13 days aff it. Sweet sweet relief.
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#81 OFFLINE   For Fecks Sake

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Posted 18 May 2019 - 10:43 AM

Sausage sandwich with HP Sauce along with a cup of tea in the morning. Bliss.
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Posted 18 May 2019 - 11:08 AM

The first stripe
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Posted 18 May 2019 - 12:37 PM

I'm mad enough without the gear.

 

Mad??

 

You're a weak willed pathetic little runt of the human race. Cant even trust himself to have a sociable drink or drug session without spiraling into a wormhole of addiction. 

 

Hiding in Brazil thinking you are some exotic import as you smile at the locals with your yellow teeth asking how they are in Portuguese. You should have picked a better place to run from your demons, the Brazilian men are good looking, built like tanks, fighters n killers. Some vitamin deficient ex junkie sipping green tea wearing shit trainers is hardly going to rouse the local female population. 

 

As the great man once said....@Millertime  your shoulder width alone is reason for you to scurry down the rathole from which you came, the fact you support fucking Hibs sign seals and delivers it.

 

The much missed @Captain Caveman had you sussed from the off. 

 

Now piss off, have a bowl of lentils and a cup of soya milk and leave us be in our Aberdeen Pub where we speak freely.......your kind is not welcome, theres a poofs bar down the road.


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Posted 18 May 2019 - 12:40 PM

Mad??

 

You're a weak willed pathetic little runt of the human race. Cant even trust himself to have a sociable drink or drug session without spiraling into a wormhole of addiction. 

 

Hiding in Brazil thinking you are some exotic import as you smile at the locals with your yellow teeth asking how they are in Portuguese. You should have picked a better place to run from your demons, the Brazilian men are good looking, built like tanks, fighters n killers. Some vitamin deficient ex junkie sipping green tea wearing shit trainers is hardly going to rouse the local female population. 

 

As the great man once said....@Millertime  your shoulder width alone is reason for you to scurry down the rathole from which you came, the fact you support fucking Hibs sign seals and delivers it.

 

The much missed @Captain Caveman had you sussed from the off. 

 

Now piss off, have a bowl of lentils and a cup of soya milk and leave us be in our Aberdeen Pub where we speak freely.......your kind is not welcome, theres a poofs bar down the road.

 

 

:hysterical:  :hysterical:  :hysterical: 


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Posted 18 May 2019 - 12:50 PM

Good god
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Posted 18 May 2019 - 01:03 PM

Mad??
 
You're a weak willed pathetic little runt of the human race. Cant even trust himself to have a sociable drink or drug session without spiraling into a wormhole of addiction. 
 
Hiding in Brazil thinking you are some exotic import as you smile at the locals with your yellow teeth asking how they are in Portuguese. You should have picked a better place to run from your demons, the Brazilian men are good looking, built like tanks, fighters n killers. Some vitamin deficient ex junkie sipping green tea wearing shit trainers is hardly going to rouse the local female population. 
 
As the great man once said....@Millertime  your shoulder width alone is reason for you to scurry down the rathole from which you came, the fact you support fucking Hibs sign seals and delivers it.
 
The much missed @Captain Caveman had you sussed from the off. 
 
Now piss off, have a bowl of lentils and a cup of soya milk and leave us be in our Aberdeen Pub where we speak freely.......your kind is not welcome, theres a poofs bar down the road.


A great post
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Posted 18 May 2019 - 01:05 PM

A great post


Where's my £50 and bottle of whisky @Captain Caveman?
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#88 ONLINE   Captain Caveman

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Posted 18 May 2019 - 01:14 PM

You forgot to also mention the homemade biro tattoo of the cup.

The ultimate sign of a junkie mink
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Posted 18 May 2019 - 01:15 PM

Cavey's well chuffed someone said something nice about him
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Posted 18 May 2019 - 01:22 PM

Haha terrific

@Sooper-hanz back home you come now son for the love of fuck
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