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#16321 OFFLINE   Millertime

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Posted 18 November 2017 - 11:35 PM

Whose the best lord?


Oh, good one. I would have to say, of the rings
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#16322 OFFLINE   ebbe

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Posted 19 November 2017 - 01:41 AM

Ola men. Good health, god speed **** bless.

Djerka

Edited by ebbe, 19 November 2017 - 01:43 AM.

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#16323 ONLINE   manboobs109

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Posted 19 November 2017 - 11:40 AM

Try their Heidiweisse (Hefeweizen)


Nice stuff but played havoc with my guts
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#16324 OFFLINE   Arabian Knight

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Posted 19 November 2017 - 02:10 PM

Pumped the shyte ootae Jessie this morn. Hid tae gie her fanny a wee skoosh oot first so eh wisnae stirrin hannitys porridge. Eh thot twins wid hiv the same fannies cos thiv goat the same faces. Jessie's his goat made miles oan the cloack...its been rode intae battle ower the years,, endless layers eh succulent red meat each with its ain distinct salty flavour. Its like wan eh they antipasto platters ye git. That's the twins awa back up tae cupar the nicht, eh says tae thim ehl take thim tae tannadice next time ehm up the road. Then thi telt me thir dark blue fans! Eh sent thim oan thir way...
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#16325 OFFLINE   ebbe

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Posted 19 November 2017 - 02:14 PM

Pumped the shyte ootae Jessie this morn. Hid tae gie her fanny a wee skoosh oot first so eh wisnae stirrin hannitys porridge. Eh thot twins wid hiv the same fannies cos thiv goat the same faces. Jessie's his goat made miles oan the cloack...its been rode intae battle ower the years,, endless layers eh succulent red meat each with its ain distinct salty flavour. Its like wan eh they antipasto platters ye git. That's the twins awa back up tae cupar the nicht, eh says tae thim ehl take thim tae tannadice next time ehm up the road. Then thi telt me thir dark blue fans! Eh sent thim oan thir way...


Excellent work sir.
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#16326 ONLINE   muttonhumper

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Posted 19 November 2017 - 02:35 PM

Fuuuuck all.

 

Bar lazing aboot, eating and quaffing malbec.


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Awa n' tak a gnash o' mi bulb


#16327 OFFLINE   RAZOR

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Posted 19 November 2017 - 03:33 PM

The motherfucking Broch.

Place has went downhill since @vanderark14 left.
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“When a man is denied the right to live the life he believes in, he has no choice but to become an outlaw.”

 

 


#16328 OFFLINE   Captain Caveman

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Posted 19 November 2017 - 06:26 PM

The motherfucking Broch.
Place has went downhill since @vanderark14 left.


A proper shithole
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#16329 OFFLINE   ebbe

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Posted 19 November 2017 - 06:29 PM

Not looking forward to needing a shit, after deciding it was a good idea to eat a lightbulb earlier on.
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#16330 OFFLINE   RAZOR

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Posted 19 November 2017 - 06:34 PM

Not looking forward to needing a shit, after deciding it was a good idea to eat a lightbulb earlier on.


'I fell on it' ' I ate it'

Aye ok. Shoved it up your dinger.
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#16331 ONLINE   manboobs109

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Posted 19 November 2017 - 06:37 PM

A big dildo shaped lightbulb
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#16332 OFFLINE   ebbe

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Posted 19 November 2017 - 06:42 PM

'I fell on it' ' I ate it'
Aye ok. Shoved it up your dinger.


And good evening to you to.
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#16333 ONLINE   Bluto10

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Posted 19 November 2017 - 07:13 PM

few beers today (& now)
Inspired by berty, had a bush blonde among others

Now got selection of savory cakes to enjoy with a pack of Duvels
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You don't give a man like Bluto a drink in those piddly little glasses. Give him the bloody bottle.

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#16334 ONLINE   The Boofon

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Posted 19 November 2017 - 08:13 PM

Not looking forward to needing a shit, after deciding it was a good idea to eat a lightbulb earlier on.


Haha. I heard about this.

Energy saving?
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#16335 ONLINE   reekie_dock

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Posted 19 November 2017 - 08:33 PM

I think setting fire to £30 is funny as fuck

Ebbe, the Hats Charlie Big Potato
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#16336 OFFLINE   ebbe

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Posted 19 November 2017 - 08:41 PM

I think setting fire to £30 is funny as fuck
Ebbe, the Hats Charlie Big Potato


Just about broke my toe going for a pish in pitch darkness because some fucking idiot thought it would be a good idea to eat the lobby light.
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#16337 ONLINE   reekie_dock

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Posted 19 November 2017 - 08:44 PM

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

You never let ma down fucking hero
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#16338 OFFLINE   Poodler

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Posted 19 November 2017 - 09:03 PM

Just about broke my toe going for a pish in pitch darkness because some fucking idiot thought it would be a good idea to eat the lobby light.


Hahaha superb
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#16339 OFFLINE   ebbe

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Posted 19 November 2017 - 09:08 PM

I’m told my snap chats were eventful. They were all deleted earlier. Couldn’t bring myself to look at them properly. Must of been about 2 hours of footage. Pure 100% mutant behaviour and I’m thoroughly ashamed of myself this evening.
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#16340 OFFLINE   cheesepipes

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Posted 19 November 2017 - 10:14 PM

Do you think Motley Crue were ashamed of their antics back in the day?

Embrace your inner rock star demons.

Not many of the breed left. Fly the flag, fly it high and wave it violently in any liberal flounce face you meet on the way.
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Posted 20 November 2017 - 02:20 AM

I’m told my snap chats were eventful. They were all deleted earlier. Couldn’t bring myself to look at them properly. Must of been about 2 hours of footage. Pure 100% mutant behaviour and I’m thoroughly ashamed of myself this evening.

 

I also have the fear after having a weekend of being a menace.  If I was canine I think they'd have put me down by now.


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Posted 20 November 2017 - 02:42 AM

I’m told my snap chats were eventful. They were all deleted earlier. Couldn’t bring myself to look at them properly. Must of been about 2 hours of footage. Pure 100% mutant behaviour and I’m thoroughly ashamed of myself this evening.


Managed to see a couple of them on my smoke break. Planned to watch the rest later much to my disappointment haha.
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Posted 20 November 2017 - 06:32 AM

@police what's upset you m8?
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#16344 ONLINE   Bad_Mobby

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Posted 20 November 2017 - 07:50 AM

Get up

Run (on the correct side of the road)

Abide by the law

Lunch

Abide by the law

Tea

Abide by the law

Sleep
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TPFKATGLA 


#16345 ONLINE   ByenEBergen

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Posted 20 November 2017 - 08:00 AM

Get up

Run (on the correct side of the road)

Abide by the law

Lunch

Abide by the law

Tea

Abide by the law

Sleep

A typically inoffensive day for you mobs
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Byen e' Bergen, laget e' Brann

#16346 OFFLINE   BillyStarkDivinHeeder

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Posted 20 November 2017 - 09:18 AM

Im told my snap chats were eventful. They were all deleted earlier. Couldnt bring myself to look at them properly. Must of been about 2 hours of footage. Pure 100% mutant behaviour and Im thoroughly ashamed of myself this evening.


Thoroughly entertaining. Hold your head high.

Buy yourself a copy of the Dirt by Motley Crue. Reading that will put things into perspective.
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#16347 OFFLINE   BillyStarkDivinHeeder

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Posted 20 November 2017 - 09:19 AM

Away offshore for a week. Buzzing.
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#16348 ONLINE   ByenEBergen

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Posted 21 November 2017 - 04:19 AM

Helsinki bound.
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Byen e' Bergen, laget e' Brann

#16349 OFFLINE   HairyPie

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Posted 22 November 2017 - 07:57 AM

Boozing in Murphy's Schiphol for next few hours if anyone wants a pint / scrap?
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#16350 ONLINE   Bluto10

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Posted 22 November 2017 - 08:40 AM

Aye ok, be there in 15

Get me a Duvel in will you
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You don't give a man like Bluto a drink in those piddly little glasses. Give him the bloody bottle.

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