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Died in an extreme wanking accident at Caravan Club involving a chemical toilet.

You use it as a duster don't you?

Can't believe you've left us hanging for two days. Did the parcel get delivered?

Right in the fucking pussy

It was Sturrock that signed Clark for Plymouth

If folk don’t want Lennon in charge, I doubt they want Wee Jay in the dugout either.

Nah, @Beachend Bootboy got banned I think?

I buy these. They're fucking great.

Sounds like a hernia to me. I'd go and get it checked out to be on the safe side. It won't go away on it's own. Does it go away when you lie down?

No idea how the fuck I’ve had two hernias. Must be just due to a weak stomach wall or something. The one I have at the moment isn’t causing me any pain, but just want the fucking thing fixed. Have an appointment with a surgeon in two weeks and will see what he says. The general consensus in The Netherlands is ‘if it doesn’t cause pain, just leave it’ but I can’t be arsed with the bulge so have said it’s causing me loads of pain and want it fixed.

Not at all. 32 inch waist and about 72kg.

1. Scar on my forehead after smashing into a door dancing around to Rod Hull's Pink Windmill theme tune when I was six 2. Scar on my right wrist from holding a bin whilst someone pulled out the bag and there was a big chunk of glass sticking out of it 3. Scar on my left groin from a hernia operation 20 years ago 4. New scar incoming in the next few months as I now have a fucking hernia on the right side

Those cunts all need their hard drives checked. Fucking abysmal show.

Collaborate and Lennon!