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#1755242 Summer Transfer Window 2019

Posted by BWG on Yesterday, 11:11 AM

Andy Robertson who we couldn't convince to sign for us over Dundee fucking United.  Now the best left back in the premier league.


I know fuck all about Pittman, but I find it worrying that we seem to be completely incapable of convincing a cunt who was playing non-league a couple of years ago to sign for us over staying at Livi.  We also seemed to piss about with Naismith and ended up being outbid by Peterborough... who we then compensated by giving them 200K for Chris "fucking-bastarding-cunting-smack-faced-shitebag" Forrester

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#1754954 Scotland Vs Kazakhstan & San Marino

Posted by BWG on 23 March 2019 - 03:24 PM

Well tomorrow our national team play away against the worst (officially) team in the world. Very interesting. Anything less than 0-5 would be a poor result imo.
Probably will win and then Mcleish will get a big slap on the back from the sfa just as he did when we scraped through against the nobodies in the nations league. If we don't win. Mcleish will get the sack...surely.

Should be sacked regardless. An utterly hopeless appointment made purely out of fear of being rejected again by any half decent candidate.
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#1754928 Graeme Shinnie....

Posted by BWG on 23 March 2019 - 02:28 PM

If he's going to the huns then aye I agree

If he's doing anything other than penning a new 3 year deal with the Dons then I don't give a fuck.
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#1754253 Scotland Vs Kazakhstan & San Marino

Posted by BWG on 21 March 2019 - 04:22 PM

Games are won and lost in the midfield, which neither are playing in.  Ergo not their fault.  It's blatantly the fault of the useless tim cunts.

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#1754169 James Wilson - Our New Number 9

Posted by BWG on 21 March 2019 - 11:57 AM

Just needs a pre season under his belt....


Aye... with Chippenham Town.

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#1753844 Shay Logan

Posted by BWG on 20 March 2019 - 10:42 AM

Should have got Tonev on the back of the shirt.

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#1753841 How Petty Are You?

Posted by BWG on 20 March 2019 - 10:29 AM

Extremely.  I've got this thing about Audi drivers now where I just refuse to let the bastards out and generally just go out of my way to piss them off.  I've also been in an ongoing war with someone on my street because they parked too close to me, so I've been deliberately boxing them in at every opportunity for the last 5 years.

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#1753566 Summer Transfer Window 2019

Posted by BWG on 19 March 2019 - 03:58 PM

How did WE let him fuck off for a free to our rivals? He wasn't our player. Who's to say we never inquired about him?


I suppose McInnes didn't see the potential in Ferguson, Shinnie, McLean, Lewis, (to a lesser extent) Cosgrove etc


I'm more worried that he saw potential in May, Forrester, Zola, McLaughlin, Brown, Collin, Monakana, Tansey, Storey, Tate, Driver, Gleeson, Taylor, O'Connor, Morris and enough in the finished Reynolds to give him a contract extension.

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#1753415 The Most Excellent Cities In The World

Posted by BWG on 19 March 2019 - 09:28 AM


Glasgow number 8...I shall say no more


The entire list can be safely discredited then.


Fucking Glasgow.  Fuck that.

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#1752426 The Mckenna Dilemma

Posted by BWG on 16 March 2019 - 03:29 PM

It's not really reality to call Leicester no marks. They have billionaire owners and have just spent £80m on their new training facilities. They did win the EPL a couple of years ago and reach the QF of the CL. I wish we were no mark shithouses like that in our own league and in europe. They also have an average attendance twice the size of ours. And they also play James Maddison is his proper position.
However that doesn't mean McKenna isn't good enough for them. I think he is I'm just not convinced he would walk straight into their first team right now. For instance I rate Benkovic as the best centre half in our league this season and he's not considered ready for their first team yet despite costing them £13m.

Couldn't give a fuck what they've built with their pretendy EPL money or how much their sex trafficker owner has in the bank.

The criteria for if a team are no marks is as follows

1) How many European trophies have they won? Have they won the super cup?
2) Are they the fucking famous?

If the answer to any of the above is no, they're a no mark shithouse.
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#1751857 Scotlands Useless Referees

Posted by BWG on 15 March 2019 - 09:06 AM

Hibernian head coach Paul Heckingbottom has criticised referee Steven McLean for calling Rangers manager Steven Gerrard to apologise for a mistake in last week's meeting of the two sides.

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#1751602 Scottish Cup 2018/19

Posted by BWG on 14 March 2019 - 03:15 PM

Also, this time it doesn't fall around Halloween, so that should boost the attendance. Nobody otherwise engaged with kids parties. 


It's sort of close to Easter though.  So people might be pre-occupied with hosting children's parties, with such fun games as wrapping each other up in toilet roll, pin the tail on the donkey and everybodies favourite - straighten the floorboards.

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#1751601 Graeme Shinnie....

Posted by BWG on 14 March 2019 - 03:12 PM

Kill his dog


It's nae the dogs fault its owner's a hun cunt.  We re-home the dog with an upstanding family of dandies, after murdering his family.

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#1751588 Dean Campbell

Posted by BWG on 14 March 2019 - 02:53 PM



Gads. Weegie speak. 


Yin is one of those words that the weegies think makes their vernacular endearing, when in reality it just makes them come across as a thick inbred cunt... which they undoubtedly are.

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#1751565 Hun Cunts 0 - 2 Aberdeen (Replay)

Posted by BWG on 14 March 2019 - 02:21 PM

I've always found wee coisty to be a particularly cretinous specimen of hunnery.

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