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A bold plan. Didn't work, but worth a shot.

We have a collection of spineless clubs. Aberdeen FC should be leading the charge for independent officials and accountability, but instead... nada. Nothing will change. The end.

Is it a perfect analogy? No. And I think that's what I like about it.

A couple of months in the manager's hotseat, and what... two wins... and he's clearly ready to manage Barnsley. What other industry puts the apprentices in charge of the company? Presumably the Record making shite up as usual.

Polvara hasn't really been given any kind of run in the team to find consistency. He's been used as a late game substitute when it finally gets through to whoever the manager is that Barron has been hiding for 75 minutes and Shinnie is a liability.

"The tourist bravely rolled down her window to get a better view of the beast, preparing her phone for the photo. But in a grisly twist of events, the bear pounced forward and mauled her right arm." I think 'bravely' is doing an enormous amount of lifting here. 'Stupidly' would be the correct word, if we're being honest. She goes on, "I just wanted to take a picture of him". Like she has a right to get whatever she wants. Daft auld cunt. I just want to smash my peen into one of Vorders' holes, doesn't matter which one, but if I walk up to her and start trying to ride her without so much as a 'how do you do' there's going to be consequences and repercussions, regardless of what I 'just want'. Maybe she won't maul my arm, but maybe she'll suck my cock off, or stick a finger up my arse, thus immobilising me. Maybe she'll tie me up with her knickers and suffocate me with her enormous knockers. These are all risks I'm aware of and willing to take, though.

I think I disagree with that quite a bit. Some of his passing and through ball play has been excellent, he's stronger in one on ones than he was, and is composed in tight situations. He can also chip in with an effort or two when he gets the opportunity. Ironically, despite disagreeing with you, I agree he has to up his game. He's massively improved, but at the moment I'd rather see him as cover for better midfielders. The problem is we don't really have better central midfielders, and that needs to be addressed. Shinnie can go, Barron will go and i'm fine with that, Clarkson needs to rediscover the form that made us sign him.

Couldn't say, I'm banned off Twitter/X for that thing I mentioned earlier. But if I thought Polvara was shite I'd want him punted along with the rest of the US contingent, nationality regardless, but he's growing into a very decent midfielder.

You can take pictures with it.

New camera for my upcoming road trip along Route 66. The Fuji X100VI. Somewhat dubious that I'll get it in time, though the vendor assures me I'll have it in 10 days or so, despite these things being on months of back order most places. If you're in the market for a new compact camera get yourself one of these.

Amun shows the importance of not sticking your hand into a tiger cage. The screams...

Let's try not to make this about race, shall we? You could have said Jack Gurr, Jerel Ifil, Yoann folly, or Calvin Zola.

Barron was pretty good yesterday. He's done next to fuck all for the last few months, though, and that's my issue with him... not his performance yesterday (when he's putting himself in the shop window in a high profile match).