dj_bollocks Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Rogers Logan - McKenna - Considine - Harvie Nakwali - Shinnie McGinn - McLean - Wright Rooney Might as well get the tombola out... Link to comment
Reliablesource Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Rogers Logan - McKenna - Considine - Harvie Nakwali - Shinnie McGinn - McLean - Wright Rooney Might as well get the tombola out...You certainly did. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Rogers Logan - McKenna - Considine - Harvie Nakwali - Shinnie McGinn - McLean - Wright Rooney Might as well get the tombola out... Here's the team for tomorrow night's called off game; Scottish football is fucking shit in the winter. I made this list up. all my own work. Feel free to share with all your work colleagues, friends,lovers etc and see if this fucking inspired team can make the funnies on tomorrow's Reporting Scotland .Just trying to imagine jackie Bird creasing up with laughter when she gets to Peter N'Glove ( my personal favourite) Pepe Raining Bertie Cauld Evander Sno Robbie Winters Sleigh Griffiths Windy Miller Peter N'Glove Theo Ten Hats Jim Wett Alan Bal (tic) Dwight Gale 2 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Jesus. He might make the bench but I cant see the bad weather connection. In fact..., he might literally make the bench what with him having a dad as a carpenter. !! 2 3 Link to comment
Guest Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Here's the team for tomorrow night's called off game; Scottish football is fucking shit in the winter. I made this list up. all my own work. Feel free to share with all your work colleagues, friends,lovers etc and see if this fucking inspired team can make the funnies on tomorrow's Reporting Scotland .Just trying to imagine jackie Bird creasing up with laughter when she gets to Peter N'Glove ( my personal favourite) Pepe Raining Bertie Cauld Evander Sno Robbie Winters Sleigh Griffiths Windy Miller Peter N'Glove Theo Ten Hats Jim Wett Alan Bal (tic) Dwight GaleWant to poke my eyes out having read that. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Aye it was funnier in the boys head. This site brings out the weird cunts we have in our support. Just want to boot them down the stairs in the Y. If I actually went these days admittedly. Ill save myself for the big games and a CP garage party. It was simply a bit of light hearted mirth .No need for you to kick me down a flight of stairs. 1 Link to comment
V for Vendetta Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Larges for my feet and an xxxl for my ding ding.Cosy sounding ;-) Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 I never said you directly. Unless of course you're labelling yourself a weird cunt? Im not weird at all. Getting booted down a flight of stairs would be an absolute thrill though. Especially if one didn't even see the kick nor, after landing, the assailant. A shadowy thug slips off while a bemused stunned victim can only wonder what has just occurred and why the fuck he had to land on a pie case covered in ketchup. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Here's the team for tomorrow night's called off game; Scottish football is fucking shit in the winter. I made this list up. all my own work. Feel free to share with all your work colleagues, friends,lovers etc and see if this fucking inspired team can make the funnies on tomorrow's Reporting Scotland .Just trying to imagine jackie Bird creasing up with laughter when she gets to Peter N'Glove ( my personal favourite) Pepe Raining Bertie Cauld Evander Sno Robbie Winters Sleigh Griffiths Windy Miller Peter N'Glove Theo Ten Hats Jim Wett Alan Bal (tic) Dwight Gale You're better than that hanz. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 ^^^^ For the avoidance of doubt IT WAS MEANT TO BE DELIBERATELY CORNY. I'll maybe put a wee disclaimer in future stating as such before you cunts start critiquing it like Melvyn fucking Bragg with a big Viagra induced cultural hard on. . Link to comment
shut up meg Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 I'm calling shite, you dropped a big steaming one, just accept it and move on. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Can i just add that the 'Jesus making the bench' gag was fucking genius from me though. Whoever -1d that is either A.CS Sheep B. A prick or C . both. 2 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 I'm calling shite, you dropped a big steaming one, just accept it and move on. You don't get it. You know those wee stupid top tens you get in the red tops? It's a parody of those. Ya? Link to comment
shut up meg Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 I'm not judging you hanz, let's move on and forget it ever happened. Link to comment
V for Vendetta Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Theo Ten Hats was good work. The rest, well, must do better. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Theo Ten Hats was good work. The rest, well, must do better. Without a word of a lie VfV that did raise a smile. It's the visual idea of someone being so cold they are wearing ten hats! Can you imagine?! Ten hats! lol Link to comment
redstrummer Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Here's the team for tomorrow night's called off game; Scottish football is fucking shit in the winter. I made this list up. all my own work. Feel free to share with all your work colleagues, friends,lovers etc and see if this fucking inspired team can make the funnies on tomorrow's Reporting Scotland .Just trying to imagine jackie Bird creasing up with laughter when she gets to Peter N'Glove ( my personal favourite) Pepe Raining Bertie Cauld Evander Sno Robbie Winters Sleigh Griffiths Windy Miller Peter N'Glove Theo Ten Hats Jim Wett Alan Bal (tic) Dwight Gale You need to get out more bud Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 You need to get out more bud Have you seen the fucking weather? And yeah, I know. Link to comment
muttonhumper Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 I appreciate the effort you made Sooper-hanz. Don't you change. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Theo Ten Hats was good work. The rest, well, must do better.+1 Was very good Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 They should make an early decision on the game with the weather but they won't and cos it's on sky it'll go ahead no matter in all likelihood Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 All the schools are off tomorrow . Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 I appreciate the effort you made Sooper-hanz. Don't you change.That's made my day ❤️Thank you Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Can i just add that the 'Jesus making the bench' gag was fucking genius from me though. Whoever -1d that is either A.CS Sheep B. A prick or C . both.If Jesus had been a carpenter it would have been funny. Mary could manage the whole team but that is virgin on dodgey territory Edit. I wasn't the one that -1'd you but I will go back & do it now because I am a prick Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 If Jesus had been a carpenter it would have been funny. Mary could manage the whole team but that is virgin on dodgey territory Edit. I wasn't the one that -1'd you but I will go back & do it now because I am a prick I'm maybe overthinking this but I reckon Jesus would have picked up enough basic carpentry skills from his Dad enabling him to construct a simple bench. You're not a prick. Happen he could have made a better cross than the botched up job they stuck him on as well. Dovetails etc 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 FUCKING horrendous This sites in danger too easy Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 FUCKING horrendousThis sites in dangerSite is/'s Leave then before it gets too bad Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 No, no, Stop that I don't know if you live in a home or not, but your level of banter is FUCKING shocking People like parklife, vda I don't agree with most of what they say but it has substance Your CONTINUAL SHITE is site killing You are stinking the place out THAT was some exile. 1 Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 THAT was some exile. You’ve fairly got him riled up, he’s not coping at all 2 1 Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 It's not funny you fucking twatYou are honestly, eye bleeding to readBebo and the site have a problem as the big hitters have left, I think I'm about to and there will be countless othersAll that will be left is vacuous, banal primary 3 level SHITE You should be fucking ashamed of yourself, I know your parents will be It's serious He is verminAnd not coping?I am about to log off here and finish painting my upcoming child's room, go to bed with my pregnant wife and watch tv for a bit in my stunning fully (now) renovated 1850s house Him?He will still be on here verbally diahorreing I'm winningHe has lostHa ha ha. Gets some burd up the duff & he thinks he's matured enough & a football forum should now only be used for serious chat only & not for solving all of his lifes problems anymore 1 Link to comment
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