What Is Your Greatest Achievement?

[KidCreole]

3rd place in a celebrity lookalike competition. I entered as Vanilla Ice

 

Ibiza 2006 ftw.

 

I'd have romped it had I entered as Prince William.

For all are sakes please change your avatar even if temporarily to Vanilla Ice

or better yet a picture of you in said lookalike competition

[Chewie37]

Update on my achievements:

 

Recycling a @@Dad joke to make @@Roberto laugh....... I'm very proud

[Lencarl]

I could tell you, but would have to kill you all afterwards.

[Bluto10]

Once kicked in a window.

sprinted 200m.

Climbed 4 flights.

Cracked open a beer.

Didn't feel a thing.

 

 

Only called the ambulance after someone else noticed the puddle of blood on the floor.

[tup]

I once scored in a training session with the Hearts first team but that's far from my greatest achievement.

 

Also faced a barrage of possibly light hearted abuse on here at one stage about my pool abilities. Was great to fully endorse them with a 5-1 win against a complete stranger, the boofon. Was also bizarrely a couple of weeks after he was taken hostage.

 

My greatest achievements I keep to myself.

[amancalledbuck]

Well done. Work is shite as fuck. The worst mistake you can make is starting it.

Aye, I made the decision at 16/17 that the idea of a career wasn't for me.

 

I had plenty of options, I was/am good at picking up other languages. My German teacher wanted me to join the foreign office or do translator work, but the wise adolescent that I was decided to dump German so I could have more free periods. I think I made the right decision.

[RAZOR]

For all are sakes please change your avatar even if temporarily to Vanilla Ice

or better yet a picture of you in said lookalike competition

He's a good looking cunt tbf. Unfortunately all photos from that trip were lost with infrared and Bebo including one of my mate fingering some dame that was the size off and looked like Gunga Din.

 

For anyone wondering the winner of the competition looked like yon Welsh cunt that played Eye Ball Paul in Kevin and Perry. He deserved the victory imo.

[fine-n-dandy]

Starting a poll on Afc Chat to give people the chance to stop me posting but gaining enough votes to stay

[ericblack4boss]

Getting signs put up on the approach roads to my home village, with the name the village was locally known as, the main reason I joined the community council,

 

Giving my 50 th blood donation.

[Jigot]

Taking a claw hammer to the cunt who gave ma Faither a doin ( ma dad was 60 odd at the time) in front of aboot 18 witnesses and sauntered oot the court wi a not proven.

[BrianFaePerth]

Why did my greatest achievement get moved to Deviant's corner? Persuading a girl to take it up the wrong 'un for the first time is an important step in a man's life.

[Bluto10]

Taking a claw hammer to the cunt who gave ma Faither a doin ( ma dad was 60 odd at the time) in front of aboot 18 witnesses and sauntered oot the court wi a not proven.

I need to hear more about this story Jigot min

[dave_min]

Taking a claw hammer to the cunt who gave ma Faither a doin ( ma dad was 60 odd at the time) in front of aboot 18 witnesses and sauntered oot the court wi a not proven.

You from up by Insch?

[alscotoz]

[Pash]

Survived a cardiac arrest.

[Pash]

When?

 

Asthma attack when I was about 8. Doctor gave up CPR after 10 minutes waiting for ambulance but my Dad carried on and here I am today.

[Poodler]

 

Asthma attack when I was about 8. Doctor gave up CPR after 10 minutes waiting for ambulance but my Dad carried on and here I am today.

What was the Dr's justification for stopping before the ambulance got there? That's a mental story.

 

@@Jigot's is a cracker too.

[tommo1903]

 

Asthma attack

 

[Pash]

Respect to the auld man.

 

Ken some boy.

 

What was the Dr's justification for stopping before the ambulance got there? That's a mental story.

 

@@Jigot's is a cracker too.

 

Not sure, maybe 10 minutes is some sort of cut off point? Maybe he just couldn't be arsed as it was stupid o'clock in the morning.

[BrianFaePerth]

 

Having 11 wanks in 1 day.

 

It's not the amount of times you wank, it's the amount of times you cum in a wanking session that matters.

[Chewie37]

What was the Dr's justification for stopping before the ambulance got there? That's a mental story.

@@Jigot's is a cracker too.

Had he just completed 11 wanks?

[RAZOR]

11... even if the latter part was dust. Still came

 

I mind you msn messengering me that at the time. Must have been circa 2003

 

Did you not compare your penis to a pepperoni?

 

I was very impressed and still am.

[rumpus]

Blowing up a busybody's shed with stolen dynamite.

 

The ensuing court case wasn't such a high moment

[Bluto10]

Luckily I've never been battered despite being a loud obnoxious drunk in twenty years.

 

Came close to it once tho

[amancalledbuck]

Luckily I've never been battered despite being a loud obnoxious drunk in twenty years.

 

Came close to it once tho

Me too, bloots.

 

Never been in any boozy brawls despite being a fucking prick.

 

I've calmed down my prickishness in the last 6 years.

 

I know what sends me over the edge and I try and avoid it. Most of the time.

[Bluto10]

Aye it's a tightrope like

 

Sink 15+ pints and expect to come home safely.

 

Think though real minks will always find trouble regularly unfortunately but you have to be luck to avoid being on the receiving end

[tup]

 

 

I know what sends me over the edge and I try and avoid it. Most of the time.

Work?

[Bluto10]

Wot sends you over the edge tup min?

 

I've only been over the edge once.

I think it was due to downing 5 pints in a row

[Bluto10]

So one must've spiked my drink tho later on

[Redforever86]

So one must've spiked my drink tho later on

 

 

With a sleeping tablet?