The worst songs you've heard

[Bluto10]

back down then P-Unit.

 

you’ll never win

 

YTV is an all time classic.

as anyone over the age of 40 will tell you

(respect yer elders)

[Studebaker-90]

The Graeme shinnie song

[Ke1t]

Decent cheese

 

Bananarama - Bobby de Niro's bidin

Boney M

Bucks Fizz

Etc

 

Not shit cheese

 

Like St Elmo's fire and John Farnham

 

Anyone who hates Boney M needs a good fucking kicking. 

 

[Poodler]

Anyone who hates Boney M needs a good fucking kicking.

 

https://youtu.be/otna9Pe3jWg

 

Preach!

[BrianFaePerth]

And ,even better, 'You're the voice'. Tremendous song.

The unofficial Aussie national anthem

[tiktak]

Don't listen to the radio no more but from what I recall I had a blimmin' good swear at it when hearing that Alexandra Burke burd doing Hallelujah and Leona Lewis doing Snow Patrol's Run.

[Simply Red]

there was a raft of bands from the same period - all shit - beginning with K

 

along with Kooks - Kaiser Chiefs - Kasabian (1st album excepted) - Keane - Kings Leon

Good point Blutes. KoL first album aside i fucking hate all those cunts a lot. Throw in muse, the phonics, and snow patrol.

Heinous fucking shit. All of it.

[Guest milne_afc]

Anything by the official AFC band, The Skylights.

Absolute dogs shite.

[YorkDon]

Robbie Williams - Angels makes me very very angry.In fact, like Victoria Beckham, happened to be in the right place at the right time.Both have very little discernible talent, yet swan about like they are Airchie.

[Guest]

That new Adele song is fucking awful.

 

Like, really, really bad. 

[cheesepipes]

12 hours ago, YorkDon said:

Robbie Williams - Angels makes me very very angry.In fact, like Victoria Beckham, happened to be in the right place at the right time.Both have very little discernible talent, yet swan about like they are Airchie.

Bobby has got entertainment in his blood at least. 

 

Vikki is just a fucking robot, and not one of the good Japanese ones with self lubricating sex organs. 

[cheesepipes]

1 hour ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

That new Adele song is fucking awful.

 

Like, really, really bad. 

Pre occupied tooting on ebony schlongs. 

[reekie_dock]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

 Songs I instantly switch off when they come on t'radio.  

Whitney's version of " I will always love you"    Vocal aerobics . Utter shite

Mariah Carey " All I want for Xmas is you"  see above

Anything at all by Elvis Presley

Attention seeking balloon knot 

 

 

 

[Poodler]

Come away Hanz, the early stuff, mid 50’s is ace!!! 
 

On topic

 

walk this way

dude looks like a lady

run dmc - it’s like that 

John Farnham / you’re the voice 

St Elmo’s fire 

journey - don’t stop believing 

bruno Mars - the way you are 

oasis - don’t look back in anger (seriously ca stand it, though they do have a couple of good songs) 

 

[YorkDon]

2 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

Bobby has got entertainment in his blood at least. 

 

Vikki is just a fucking robot, and not one of the good Japanese ones with self lubricating sex organs. 

Bobby is one of those if not famous idiots that would’ve had a sore face every weekend cos he would be waking about his town thinking he was gallus as fuck trying to pull all the birds.

[frankie_mac's_4]

Kool and the gang - Cherish.

Jesus fucking Christ, who in fuck authorised recording that dirge and passing it off as music?

[johnstrac]

Anything by Jim Diamond. Lassie that lived above me at one time used to play his stuff half the night to drown out the sound of shagging.

[Simply Red]

Any killers song makes me want to kill them and anyone who likes it.

amy mcdonalds ‘this is the life’ i think its called. Hate

Dont look back in anger - im with poodz on this. Absolute fucking dirt.

[Poodler]

It used to get played every Saturday night in Priory. Just groups of boys all in a huddle skirlin oot of them. 
 

I suspect Dazzy was paying the DJ

[Ke1t]

5 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

 Songs I instantly switch off when they come on t'radio.  

Whitney's version of " I will always love you"    Vocal aerobics . Utter shite

Mariah Carey " All I want for Xmas is you"  see above

Anything at all by Elvis Presley

 

 

 

Burning Love is one of the all time greatest songs of all time. 

Of all time. 

 

[Bluto10]

Elvis is one of the few untouchable artists out there. 
 

 

[don corleone]

I've always considered Roll With It by oasis to be lyrically dreadful. 

[don corleone]

8 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Anything by Bob Dylan. 

To be fair, they're only terrible when performed by Bob Dylan. For example hendrix version of all along the watch tower is utterly sublime, where as Dylans is utter dog shit. 

[Guest milne_afc]

3 minutes ago, don corleone said:

I've always considered Roll With It by oasis to be lyrically dreadful. 

Weren’t renowned for their lyrics or storytelling though. Just lager rock, bound by their own limitations and they were happy with that.

[Poodler]

4 minutes ago, don corleone said:

To be fair, they're only terrible when performed by Bob Dylan. For example hendrix version of all along the watch tower is utterly sublime, where as Dylans is utter dog shit. 

Woah woah woah

 

I mostly agree and I’m sure the great man does aswell (I remember an interview with him saying it) but let’s just watch the tone when speaking about Him.

[don corleone]

1 minute ago, Poodler said:

Woah woah woah

 

I mostly agree and I’m sure the great man does aswell (I remember an interview with him saying it) but let’s just watch the tone when speaking about Him.

I fully respect Dylan as a song writer, he's emmencely gifted there, but as a performer he comes up short, and who the fuck told him that he could play the mouth organ. 

[YorkDon]

15 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Weren’t renowned for their lyrics or storytelling though. Just lager rock, bound by their own limitations and they were happy with that.

Apart from Noel Gallagher thinking he’s up there with Lennon & McCartney.

[maryhilldon]

My local has Ride On Time by Black Box on it's exceptionally shit Spotify playlist. I hate it so much I think it's affecting my mental health.

[BrianFaePerth]

19 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

That new Adele song is fucking awful.

 

Like, really, really bad. 

Finally something we can agree on

[BrianFaePerth]

15 hours ago, Poodler said:

 

 

John Farnham / you’re the voice 

 

it is the unofficial Strayan national anthem