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It sends out a stern message to his associates.

Farmers probably blasted heaps of diseased beasts over the years. Water off a ducks bollocks to him putting another one out his misery.

Mostly Black people.

You're onto me Geoff.

Cutting about heaven in his soiled fishnets offering God a gobble for a fiver.

4. Jo Jo

Why is a second account such a heinous crime anyway.

Justice for Delta

We all hold our local supermarket dear to our heart. Until, like Asda fucking Dyce they move everything around for no apparent reason. Wanks.

The Asda is vast and luxurious.

She's worth a blast up the Balti Boulevard.

They been fucked off already?

The first 4 are all absolute classics. Brian listens to complete drivel and talks it twice as much. He's currently trying to force himself to like Parkway Drive while wearing Billabong flip flops.

Who the fuck is walking into or back from town to BOD,Dyce, Boxy unless you're on Ectos. You won't even get to Tilly from the back of Bucksburn in 30 mins let alone town.

As bent as I first thought it as all the yaa yaa's made such an effort to tell you they'd just had it I'm big into the avocado game for breakfast. Basically guacamole on a crumpet most days, poached egg on top sometimes, if I'm flush Smoked Salmon, which I hated until only recently. If living in a Stewart Milne new build in the suburbs with my 2.4 children....lol didn't shatter my R n R credentials then this surely will. Washed down with a pint of straight Jack Daniels.