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#1891 ONLINE   Captain Caveman

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Posted 14 January 2019 - 08:43 PM

I reckon Judy Murray would be right goer
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Posted 14 January 2019 - 08:52 PM

Mind annabel cutting about in yon jumpsuit in treasure hunt - terrific
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Posted 14 January 2019 - 09:16 PM

I reckon Judy Murray would be right goer



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Posted 14 January 2019 - 09:45 PM

This quote is basically word for word me fucking my wife on Saturday night high on cocaine trying to ejaculate.

 

 

lolcatz.  :hysterical:   Eh admit eh do love the ol' tennis. Id love Andy Murray to see Pipes' post though. He's got a good sense of humour and would likely have a chuckle. 


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Posted 14 January 2019 - 10:17 PM

An early marker for post of the year


Would take something special - more than likely from ‘Pipes himself - to better that post ha ha
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Posted 14 January 2019 - 10:34 PM

@beebo 24hr ban


You’d ride Judes poods
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Posted 14 January 2019 - 11:11 PM

I reckon Judy Murray would be right goer

 

You'd be walking differently afterwards would be my guess


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Posted 14 January 2019 - 11:28 PM

You’d ride Judes poods



I'd respectfully decline, with thanks
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#1899 ONLINE   Captain Caveman

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 10:59 AM

Wait till you hit your forties you’d be there in a second
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Posted 15 January 2019 - 11:15 AM

next year, CC min.

he’s “in his 30s” = 39
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Posted 15 January 2019 - 12:06 PM

Mentally we are all still 21
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Posted 15 January 2019 - 10:19 PM

Id hate to be 21 again. Was a right wee geek. Thought I was cool as fuck, cracking shite jokes, and generally being a bit of a retard. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 10:22 PM

So nothing has changed then
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Posted 15 January 2019 - 10:49 PM

I thought "Ill set that up and let's see who says it first"  :dance:

 

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 10:53 PM

Consistent
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Posted 16 January 2019 - 02:19 AM

Consistent


Vowel, vowel.

I’ve got a 7.
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Posted 16 January 2019 - 07:57 AM

Oh to be 21 again. One of the main faces in London's club scene, shagging soap stars and page 3 models, what a time.
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Posted 16 January 2019 - 08:30 AM

you dean gaffney manboobs min?
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Posted 16 January 2019 - 09:22 AM

Nope but me him and Will Mellor used to rip it up. The 3 Amigos we called ourselves, I was Porthos.
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Posted 16 January 2019 - 12:31 PM

Are you wellhard
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