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#1220491 Where The Hell Did That Come From Last Night

Posted by Bebo on 24 September 2015 - 03:03 PM

Mate, if you're going to sign up to a rivals forum to slate them, at least do so using an email address which you didn't also use on a Fart fetish site called "Gassy Erotica"
 
Saying that, it's probably one of the most tame of sexual deviancies i've come to expect of Celtic fans.

If you want to stick around, the Deviants Corner thread may be of interest to you.
 

 

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#1039694 Facebook Statuses

Posted by 360 on 14 February 2014 - 12:13 PM

Free Weddings and a Funeral
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#843031 Well Done Celtic

Posted by Jonty on 07 November 2012 - 10:51 PM

Fuck Celtic.
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#1118102 Jamie Langfield Gtf

Posted by ebbe on 01 October 2014 - 05:45 PM

Nice guy?! He's a royal fucking arsehole. Every time he shites his pants which is now happening so often he's been offered sponsorship by the worlds leading condensate pad company, he roars at those around him blaming anyone but himself. I've been sick to death of his stupid 3 bit face for nearly 8 years now, but it's refreshing to see and hear even the most clueless of dons fan now sees this utter fucking mongol for what he is, a buck passing, coward, good for nothing skitter who couldn't catch Ebola if he took up the crack pipe in Liberia.
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#860044 Festive Dons Chants

Posted by Tommy on 12 December 2012 - 11:18 AM

Dashing through the snow in my rusty Ford Capri
Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tyres.
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!


Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Ford Capri.
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#1066083 Sevco Thread

Posted by Foster14 on 24 April 2014 - 12:24 PM

I'm surprised you haven't mentioned this before Roberto. 

 

It is such an interesting contribution to the thread, could you please start mentioning it every time you think there is non-news?


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#1076721 Should Jamie Langfield Be Released?

Posted by 360 on 28 May 2014 - 12:31 AM

and which goals against st j was jamie at fault for?

St. J cross into our box

It's the "keepers" ball all day long

Logan realises this and waits for the "keeper" to collect the ball

Clangers stays on his line

Logan is forced into a panicked clearance, which leads to a Perth corner

Logan correctly has a go at Clangers

Clangers laughs in his face, visibly and audibly, a smug smirk that says "I've been here for years, fella. You're only a loanee, talk to me when you're an #institution".

Aberdeen then proceed to concede from the corner

Ladies and gentlemen, that is our goalkeeper.


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#804062 Millertime Psychoanalysis

Posted by Kilkito on 12 August 2012 - 11:00 PM

please, please tell me youre not serious here...


Yeah, its funny that when my eldest son has aspergers, I take exception to an ignorant prick like you suggesting people with autism are spastics, you really are a low life scum bag.
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#1614652 Shay Logan

Posted by cheesepipes on 17 June 2018 - 08:39 AM

He's just proud his youngest son has a massive walloper.

We all would be.

Ive not been blessed with a massive penis by any standard, got a reasonable helmet and I've done some damage over the years but I'll never ever forget the time I ended up sharing a shower with a down syndromed mongol at Bucksburn baths, a young teen, his pubes were still as soft as a cashmere sweater, there we were together both naked, his carer was in the changing area. His penis was comfortably 3 times larger flacid and even riddled with disability he fucking knew it. Stared me down and defeated me without uttering a single word. Even his washing techniques were all penis size related, had some milking a cow style that flustered the fuck out of me.
I was just thinking, what a fucking waste, that sword could be mounted onto a proper knight and swung around in many battles.

Life can be very cruel, can throw up the odd surprise and I'm sure the mongoloid hasn't even gave me a second thought but that motherfuckers cock is always floating around in my mind.

His ice cold stare deep into my soul still haunts me regularly.
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