Don Fonte Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Here come on now FFS for the love of fuck I don't Don son - much loveCheers padre. Seems like old FFS is having a hard Sunday. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Do the world and the human race a favour and just get the snip done, let's be honest we all wish your dad had done it in the first place Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Cheers padre. Seems like old FFS is having a hard Sunday.Having an enjoyable long overdue lie in thanks asking Link to comment
DD1903 Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Cheers padre. Seems like old FFS is having a hard Sunday.One of the biggest bites I've seen in this site...which is saying something Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 One of the biggest bites I've seen in this site...which is saying somethingAll too easy. Easy like Sunday morning. Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 @@Millertime - with you being a new father and all that, I thought we'd be treated to plenty of ancedotes and funny stories, regarding the trials and tribulations of fatherhood, on AFC Chat? ... but you've given us nothing! Assuming Mario hasn't suffered a burnt back? Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 One of the biggest bites I've seen in this site...which is saying somethingNot at all, all healthy and stimulating conversation on a Sunday morning. Think people often underestimate the advice dished out on the hat, from stocks and shares to contraceptive we have it all. That's not to say I would trust any of it whatsoever! Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Too tired! I thought parenthood would have mellowed you! ... but I reckon you're actually more angry these days! Bring back fun Frankie! Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Not at all, all healthy and stimulating conversation on a Sunday morning. Think people often underestimate the advice dished out on the hat, from stocks and shares to contraceptive we have it all. That's not to say I would trust any of it whatsoever!If anyone trusted anything on here or took it seriously I'd be worried! It's a wonderful melting pot though. Link to comment
Zeus Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 First place I come to for any life advice Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Haha I'm eternally shattered I'm up at 530am and in bed by 830pm He is absolutely amazing, sleeps from 630pm till 530am but no matter how many people tell you beforehand, you can NOT appreciate the tiredness until you go through it Then theres all the added worry thrown inLittle worry if your child meets expectations. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Haha I'm eternally shattered I'm up at 530am and in bed by 830pm He is absolutely amazing, sleeps from 630pm till 530am but no matter how many people tell you beforehand, you can NOT appreciate the tiredness until you go through it Then theres all the added worry thrown inIt's a piece of piss. Going to bed at 8.30 ffs. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 My wee laddie has started nipping my tits to take him fishing. Fuck that shit. He saw cunts catching a fish on holiday and liked the look of it. Never fished in my fucking life and I'm not away to start,despite kelts nonsense about never saying no to them. Fishing? Fucking hell. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Buy him a gold fish. Get him to name it. Ask him if he wants to fish it out and eat it. 1 Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 yer meant tae b gittin intae somehin thitll get yer heart pumpin agen ya fat shyte.. fishin isna it.. eh siys ye shid jine doonfield.. in wan ear oot the ither eh. fuck ye..yer tae far gan onywiy Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Fuck golf, I've got a club at the bottom of my street but it's a shitey game Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 My wee laddie has started nipping my tits to take him fishing. Fuck that shit. He saw cunts catching a fish on holiday and liked the look of it. Never fished in my fucking life and I'm not away to start,despite kelts nonsense about never saying no to them. Fishing? Fucking hell. As we both know that's something of a misrepresentation. Still. So your method is to tell him to fuck off because you're too lazy? Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 My wee laddie has started nipping my tits to take him fishing. Fuck that shit. He saw cunts catching a fish on holiday and liked the look of it. Never fished in my fucking life and I'm not away to start,despite kelts nonsense about never saying no to them. Fishing? Fucking hell. it might turn out that you really actually enjoy fishing. and you'll certainly enjoy the time spent with him. it's a great way to spend a few hours on a quiet morning. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 its cruelty tae enimals.. ez wee buddy boyll grow up wi a distorted view eh nature.. Like this cuntSharting, is that whit it's called Did it once, but eh had a stomach bug at the time. Thought all wis ok until eh got oot of the chair and noticed a broon stain on a cream cushion. WTF eh thought, that canna be shiite? A sniff confirmed it was a mix of spunk and shiite..everything that had been in my belly from the night before haha, oh my days Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 As we both know that's something of a misrepresentation. Still. So your method is to tell him to fuck off because you're too lazy?Nothing to do with laziness, I don't have a fucking clue what to do and I've no desire to kill a fish or chuck a maimed one back. He'll survive. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 it might turn out that you really actually enjoy fishing. and you'll certainly enjoy the time spent with him. it's a great way to spend a few hours on a quiet morning.We take his drone and stunt kite out a lot but I'm not going to get into fishing. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Nothing to do with laziness, I don't have a fucking clue what to do and I've no desire to kill a fish or chuck a maimed one back. He'll survive. Ah, I see... humanitarian reasons. Nothing to do with laziness. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Ah, I see... humanitarian reasons. Nothing to do with laziness.So is everyone who doesn't fish lazy? Link to comment
YorkDon Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Random fact.The hammer thing/blunt object used to dunt a poor fish over the head to kill it is called a priest. Fuck fishing! Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Tried fishing a couple of times, got bored within 20 mins. Don't see the appeal. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 So is everyone who doesn't fish lazy? No, because you've demonstrated that you don't fish because you have concerns for fish welfare. I'm sure some folk don't fish because they're too lazy. Not you, though. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Random fact.The hammer thing/blunt object used to dunt a poor fish over the head to kill it is called a priest. Fuck fishing!Never knew Clydeside was a fish but he’s been hammered by a priest. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 No, because you've demonstrated that you don't fish because you have concerns for fish welfare. I'm sure some folk don't fish because they're too lazy. Not you, though.What are you fucking on about? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 What are you fucking on about? Which words were giving you trouble? Link to comment
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