BWG Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Would I fuck. She looks like a cross between David Schwimmer and a boy I used to knock about with years ago who was an absolute bellend. Those diddlers look shite too. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Would I fuck. She looks like a cross between David Schwimmer and a boy I used to knock about with years ago who was an absolute bellend. Those diddlers look shite too.Fuck off, she's tidy. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 She a rug muncher??She was with Micheal Sheen for years. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Sarah Silverman for all your female standup needs.Pity she isn't funny Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 She fucking absolutely is not tidy. I have no idea who she is or what she does and have never seen her on telly or in the same room as me, of course. But going by that photo, I just wanna scream 'We were on a breeeeeeeeeeeeak' at his face. Tranny. Big, shiny, hard looking, man chest with fake diddlers. Probably washes his arse with a spanner and WD40. Get the fuck out my face.Not quite the 'shanty town skank with stranglers hands' type you normally go for? 1 Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Pity she isn't funnyI've never seen her act.I just think she's got great tits. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 That's a falsehood manchebs.https://variety.com/2018/tv/news/sarah-silverman-louis-ck-masturbated-1202988208/ It's fucking not @@Dad Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 I have enjoyed Patton Oswalt (Spence from king of queens) on you tube. Guessing he doesn’t do much live or hbo special shows anymore as they all seem to be from 10 or more years ago. Simon munnery too. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 ^ that's the cunt in Happy. Well worth a watch btw Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 He’s popping up in loads of things these days. Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Veep... Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 There's a fresh Patton Oswalt special on Netflix as it happens sonCheers pops. You can be a useful old bugger sometimes Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Isaac Butterfield: "My friend is aboriginal but with some white characteristics. Like a job" Link to comment
fatjim Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 There's a fresh Patton Oswalt special on Netflix as it happens son He has taken over the voice of the main dog in life of pets 2. Louis CK did the voice in the first film. Link to comment
G31DON Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Any tips for the comedy fringe in Edinburgh @@fatjim? Tom Stade was sensational last year, even with a crap crowd. Link to comment
fatjim Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 Any tips for the comedy fringe in Edinburgh @@fatjim? Tom Stade was sensational last year, even with a crap crowd. Depends if you are looking for an act like Tom who has been on live at the Apollo or just acts that aren't well known but well worth seeing. Check out the acts performing at Monkey Barrel Comedy Club or the Scottish Comedy Festival. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Any tips for the comedy fringe in Edinburgh @@fatjim? Tom Stade was sensational last year, even with a crap crowd.Keep an eye out for late night gigs on the free festival venues, sometimes bigger names appear there randomly to make some extra beer money. Also don’t spend ages trying to plan out seeing loads of stuff, just have a wonder and also pick up random free tickets during the day because they want shows filled for when they get reviewed early on in the Fringe Link to comment
fatjim Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 I got an email from Jim Jeffries' (not the jambo cunt) agent asking me to perform at Belladrum Festival. Pretty exciting stuff. Never performed at a festival before and likely to die on my hole but hey ho. I can live with that for the chance to hang out back stage with The Sugarhill Gang and Hawkwind. All hinges on me getting time off from my day job. Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 I got an email from Jim Jeffries' (not the jambo cunt) agent asking me to perform at Belladrum Festival. Pretty exciting stuff. Never performed at a festival before and likely to die on my hole but hey ho. I can live with that for the chance to hang out back stage with The Sugarhill Gang and Hawkwind. All hinges on me getting time off from my day job. Congratulations FJ! Last I heard of Jefferies he was embroiled in an anti-semitic/islam controversy... i guess he survived? Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 I got an email from Jim Jeffries' (not the jambo cunt) agent asking me to perform at Belladrum Festival. Pretty exciting stuff. Never performed at a festival before and likely to die on my hole but hey ho. I can live with that for the chance to hang out back stage with The Sugarhill Gang and Hawkwind. Congratulations fatjim, that is pretty impressive. All hinges on me getting time off from my day job. Ach, Im sure the toilets will survive a day without cleaning Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 Lost the plot on acid up there in 2006 do tell! Link to comment
fatjim Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 Ach, Im sure the toilets will survive a day without cleaning We don't have toilets. We just shit outside. Link to comment
fatjim Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 Just umpteen drops to the eyeball Thankfully I got to my tent before the worst of it The idea of tripping at a music festival is pretty scary. No way. Haven't taken acid for about 25 years though. Link to comment
fatjim Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 Ach well my work are fitting toilets and need me to clean them so looks like I won't be performing at Belladrum after all. Gutted. They couldn't let me have one day away to talk shit to drunk kids. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 Call in the night before and say you died Link to comment
fatjim Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 Not quite ready to quit the day job. Positive I was asked though. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Not quite ready to quit the day job. Positive I was asked though. Congrats, man. Delivery. Delivery. Delivery. Link to comment
fatjim Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Congrats, man. Delivery. Delivery. Delivery. The three Ds Link to comment
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