cheesepipes

They did say human life started in Africa.

There's no winners in this investigation.

I can't believe early Homo Saps woke up in a cave and decided not to hunt a Woolly Mammoth until 3pm.

I've done a few hot water flushes that helps slightly but then I see huge tyre fires in Africa billowing out black smoke and go, fuck it. Peanut butter jar in the bin.

Yeah.......we know.

I could transfer this to my early riding career aswell reading back.

The bigger birds took the pellet straight into the breast, gave you a fuck you look then fly off unharmed.....well maybe died in agony with infection a week later but again..... regret etc etc, not proud.

Surely all us kids of the 80s have killed a few animals? Was the adventurer spirit, the double dare you era. We'd put bread out for little birds and a pellet in their skull for their impudence, it was cruel and I do regret it but we'd then pitch them to each other and sizzle a home run with a baseball bat. One little Chaffinches head came clean off. I grew up to be an animal lover. A light phase if anything.

Own up Eddie. Put colours in with the whites when the wife wasn't looking. Chucked a messy peanut butter jar out rather than recycle. Abduct a child when holidaying in Portugal.

The rain is the least of their problems Eddie. WiFi and social media addiction combined with an army of murderous Africans and Arabs heading north are the more pressing issues.

I've not even noticed. This a long term inconvenience or just some dafty getting splattered on the road.

Decent idea I suppose. I'd be absolutely miserable getting up knowing your not getting breakfast until 3pm.

Behind her youthful beauty is a right annoying cunt of a woman.

There's a dad from the school that does this. Software IT type, probably weighs around 60kg and a strong wind could blow him over. A very weak man. Green Tea or Decaf coffee are his only hot beverages. What's the bloody point......I ask. Wears jeans and sensible brown shoes and is big in the scarf game........if he never had a tidy Romanian wife he'd be odds on shirt lifter. I'm not not convinced of the legitimacy of the whole affair.

Been lovely and sunny in Bucksburn today with a slight wind chill. Perfect weather for the NE man. Even thundered out the Iron Horse to blow out some cobwebs with just a hoodie on.