Films

[styrofoamplates]

5 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Pretty much the same story as Trump trying to kick that auld fella off the Menie estate. Burt Lancaster was the Trump character, but with a heart.

Exactly what I thought when watching it 

But with less golf courses and mermaids. 

[The Boofon]

Jaws. 10/10

 

Driven 9/10 John Delorean. Bloody ledge.

[Beachend Bootboy]

The Northman.  Too long, too grim, too average.

Thank fuck for dodgy free streamin' apps.

Watchable but only just. 6/10.

[Dad]

Terrific - I'll be watching that soonish ?

[Beachend Bootboy]

I thought the fat cunt was workin' doon a chip shop somewhere.

[Jigsaw666]

On 6/27/2022 at 5:49 PM, Bad_Mobby said:

Went to see the Elvis film on Friday - the boy’s decent as big E 

7/10 

Was steaming by the end, but I think he dies 

Really enjoyed that. Long enough though.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

I note with pleasure that Disney's "Lightyear" has been a major flop at the box office.  Its funny see the hoops folk are jumping through to explain why.  But we all know why.

I took one of the weans to see the new Minions film recently.  I dozed through most of it, (standard cinema experience for me these days), so cant really comment.

[Guest milne_afc]

Watching CODA. Too much sign language c/w that spazzy face they all do.

No tits yet but I live in hope.

[Jigsaw666]

On 6/28/2022 at 5:47 PM, Beachend Bootboy said:

I thought the fat cunt was workin' doon a chip shop somewhere.

definitely dies, says so at the end.

[Guest milne_afc]

32 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Watching CODA. Too much sign language c/w that spazzy face they all do.

No tits yet but I live in hope.

A sad end, as the credits roll without so much as a nipple slip. I do hope the starring actress can set these puppies loose before they turn to shit or she decides on a set of bolt-ons

 

[Simply Red]

7 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

A sad end, as the credits roll without so much as a nipple slip. I do hope the starring actress can set these puppies loose before they turn to shit or she decides on a set of bolt-ons

 

Bolt-on’s are crap.

#realtitsmatter

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 hours ago, Jigsaw666 said:

definitely dies, says so at the end.

Spoiler.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Jurassic World - The Fallen Kingdom.

Watched it on a snyde stream last night. Predictable, corny actin', borin' story line, corny actin', all too obvious, corny actin'.  Cringe as fuck and did I mention corny actin'.

The only redeamin' feature was the ginger birds didds.  Not big but nice.

The film tho.  Fuckin' tripe. 4/10

[Ando]

On 7/9/2022 at 12:02 AM, milne_afc said:

A sad end, as the credits roll without so much as a nipple slip. I do hope the starring actress can set these puppies loose before they turn to shit or she decides on a set of bolt-ons

 

Aled Jones' daughter. No matter how hard you try, you just can't unsee his smug Songs of Praise religio-puss 

[Ke1t]

Watched The Tomorrow War. 

I like a nonsensical alien blastfest as much as the next fella, but this was fucking shit.

3/10

 

Tragedy of MacBeth... Big Denzil playing the lead role. Great actor, but why not just cast a Chinese woman or a dog as Macbeth if you're going to have some black fella play a historical Medieval Scottish King?

Fucking nonsense

0/10

[Redforever86]

21 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

The Card Counter 

good 

6.9/10 

Yer men bluto es eh kerd coonter like eh. 

 

 

Neh cerds oan valentines deh. 

Neh cerds oan hes berthdeh. 

Neh cerds oan christmasdeh. 

[For Fecks Sake]

17 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Watched Once upon a time in America again the other night.  Love that film. 

One of my all time favourites as well and does not receive the praise it should alongside the likes of the Godfather & Goodfellows perhaps because it was directed by Sergio Leone?

Been waiting for the full length original 269 minute version to be released but nothing as yet despite it being announced a few years back.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Cancel.  Error.

[styrofoamplates]

Brian and Charles 

Genuinely one of the funniest and most heartwarming films I have ever seen. No tits. 9/10. 

 

[styrofoamplates]

Just now, Bad_Mobby said:

Bet the robot dies in the end 

Brian bums him to death

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, styrofoamplates said:

Brian bums him to death

The other way around would be better. 

[Dad]

Death bums Brian 

[Kilgore Trout]

4 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said:

One of my all time favourites as well and does not receive the praise it should alongside the likes of the Godfather & Goodfellows perhaps because it was directed by Sergio Leone?

Been waiting for the full length original 269 minute version to be released but nothing as yet despite it being announced a few years back.

Pretty sure I watched it on Netflix about 6 months ago. It was about 4 feckin hours. Very different from original.Is there a longer version than that ?

[Bluto10]

On 7/19/2022 at 8:29 PM, Sooper-hanz said:

Watched Once upon a time in America again the other night.  Love that film. 

OUATITW is my fav

 

watching apocalypse now #now

[Poodler]

The Manchurian Candidate

 

Struggling to the end of it. Nae like big Denz to be in something so shite.

 

no tits, not even a low cut blouse.

[Guest milne_afc]

30 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Nae like big Denz to be in something so shite.

Disagree. He’s a big useless shite.

[For Fecks Sake]

Nae exactly a film (yet) however Michael Mann has just written Heat 2 - focusing on events prior and then after the movie ?

[maryhilldon]

Watching Jaws again. Timeless classic.

[Guest milne_afc]

Prize Fighter the Story of Jem Belcher

Cliched boxing shite.

4/10

[Bluto10]

past two nights: out for justice

tonight\now: hard to kill