YorkDon

Neither.

Heterosexual and not a paedophile so unqualified for the job.

Cheap and easy shot, but not unexpected.

I’m nae a postie

Pray tell what brings you to such a ridiculous conclusion?

The stock answer.You know, looks around, “them”.

I wear shorts (for work) all year round, even in minus temps.

Golf lol It’s what you turn to when you’re no longer fit enough to even play 5’s on a weeknight.

If a 32” waist and 42” chest is fat, then guilty as charged.

Who are they?

Same, more of less. I cheat by having milk in my coffee but don’t eat after my supper until around 12-1 the next afternoon. I’ve dropped a couple of kgs without exercising since I started doing it around Nov last year.

It’s funny how they see SPFL players as a guaranteed signing, like the extent of their career ambitions is to play for one of those rancid institutions.

Steps, terrible pop covers band, now infamous for one of the backing dancers/singers attempting to shag babies…

Coo

Nothing.Intermittent fasting, so nothing til about 12.Cheating with a cup of tea (with milk) right now tho.