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At what age did you pass your driving test and can you cook an omelette ?


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#1 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 08 October 2019 - 06:56 PM

me 19. yes. a fucking decent one. 


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Posted 08 October 2019 - 06:57 PM

17. Yes. Ham pepper mushroom and cheese.
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Posted 08 October 2019 - 07:09 PM

17, Yes. Spanish Omlette:

 

  1. 4 large eggs.
  2. 2 medium potatoes, cut into small dice.
  3. 1 medium onion, chopped.
  4. 1 small green pepper, de-seeded and chopped.
  5. 50g (2oz) piece Spanish chorizo or similar sausage, cut into small diced pieces.
  6. 3 tablespoons olive oil.
  7. Salt and freshly milled black pepper.

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#4 ONLINE   Bad_Mobby

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Posted 08 October 2019 - 07:13 PM

17

And yes (a bit of an omelette master)
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Posted 08 October 2019 - 07:12 PM


17, Yes. Spanish Omlette:
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[*]4 large eggs.


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Posted 08 October 2019 - 07:16 PM

17 and yes, but couldn’t tell you the last time I made one.
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#7 ONLINE   Bad_Mobby

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Posted 08 October 2019 - 07:17 PM

I had/bought a mushroom one for breakfast last Friday (c/w pint)
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Posted 08 October 2019 - 07:23 PM

17, and I cooked my first omelette this past July. 

 

Technically, yes, I can cook an omelette. 

 

Might try making a chicken omelette the morn. 


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Posted 08 October 2019 - 07:25 PM

Chicken omelette might be a bit plain.
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Posted 08 October 2019 - 07:45 PM

Boeing 747 omelette might be a bit plane


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Posted 08 October 2019 - 07:46 PM

17?? What a bunch of car geek fannies
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Posted 08 October 2019 - 07:48 PM

Was just going to say the opposite moobs min.

Anyone who passed their driving test over the age of 18 is clearly a completely gayblade
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Posted 08 October 2019 - 07:51 PM

17. I make an awesome Mexican bean omelette.
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Posted 08 October 2019 - 08:04 PM

Actually a decent cook if I do say so myself but absolutely pish at omelettes. Think my problem is I try to fire in far to many ingredients, chorizo, bits of ham, chicken, peppers and it basically comes out as scrambled eggs with meat.

Still nail it though.
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Posted 08 October 2019 - 08:06 PM

17?? What a bunch of car geek fannies


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#16 OFFLINE   manboobs109

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Posted 08 October 2019 - 08:09 PM

I think a few of you boys are mixing up omelettes and frittatas.
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Posted 08 October 2019 - 08:11 PM

Was just going to say the opposite moobs min.

Anyone who passed their driving test over the age of 18 is clearly a completely gayblade


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Suck my cock in omelette juice.
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Posted 08 October 2019 - 08:20 PM

36 for me. Too much hassle in my younger days.
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Posted 08 October 2019 - 08:21 PM

This isn’t the virginity thread moobs min
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#20 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 08 October 2019 - 08:30 PM

Was just going to say the opposite moobs min.

Anyone who passed their driving test over the age of 18 is clearly a completely gayblade

 

I failed the cunt not long after my 17th birthday and was so fucked off it took me two years to get into it again.

 

Boy, was I fucked off. Used to be really touchy about things like that. 


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Posted 08 October 2019 - 08:34 PM

17 and 82 days. (Annoyed the examiner was on holiday for two weeks).

Awesome omelettes.
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Posted 08 October 2019 - 09:03 PM

18 or 19 can’t remember.

Passed first time, cause I’m not a dweeb.

If you are putting anything other than eggs, cheese, butter, salt, pepper and herbs in your omelette it’s crap.
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Posted 08 October 2019 - 10:07 PM

17, although written off a few cars in my time.

Aye, the fucking James Martin of Stonehaven I am.
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Posted 08 October 2019 - 10:23 PM

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No, omelettes are rank/poofters food.
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Posted 08 October 2019 - 10:34 PM

16. Canada rules!

No eh canna
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Posted 09 October 2019 - 04:31 AM

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Didnt need a car where I was at
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Posted 09 October 2019 - 04:32 AM

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Didnt need a car where I was at


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Posted 09 October 2019 - 05:57 AM

18 first time. Was postponed three times because of snow and yes to omelettes..........not while driving though


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Posted 09 October 2019 - 06:10 AM

20....And I can cook anything.
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Posted 09 October 2019 - 06:43 AM

17 and yes


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