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#1220491 Where The Hell Did That Come From Last Night

Posted by Bebo on 24 September 2015 - 03:03 PM

Mate, if you're going to sign up to a rivals forum to slate them, at least do so using an email address which you didn't also use on a Fart fetish site called "Gassy Erotica"
Saying that, it's probably one of the most tame of sexual deviancies i've come to expect of Celtic fans.

If you want to stick around, the Deviants Corner thread may be of interest to you.



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#1035461 Fresh Accusations Regarding Afc Fans' Behaviour On Bbc

Posted by Ke1t on 04 February 2014 - 04:16 PM

It appears the spitting and throwing of coins aren't the only unsubstantiated accusations the Tims are making against Dons' fans. 


Doubtless the media will accept these claims at face value. 


BBC. Further Accusations

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#1095437 Fc Groningen V Aberdeen (1 - 2)

Posted by fcgfan on 24 July 2014 - 11:12 PM

First congratulations to you guys!
Been a while since ive seen such a good away support at our stadium! After the game i went to town for a little party with the dandies and there is a great atmosphere.. swapped jerseys with some guy and had some pints and laughs. Aberdeen has a new supporter as of today

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#1080086 Design Your Own Dons Strip (And Post It Here !)

Posted by 360 on 09 June 2014 - 12:06 PM


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#969310 Traits Of The Sad And Pathetic

Posted by Stoney on 15 August 2013 - 10:36 AM

Caring about -1s?

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#884153 Favourite Afc Picture Off All Time!

Posted by barassie_afc on 24 January 2013 - 09:08 AM

Posted Image
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#1614652 Shay Logan

Posted by cheesepipes on 17 June 2018 - 08:39 AM

He's just proud his youngest son has a massive walloper.

We all would be.

Ive not been blessed with a massive penis by any standard, got a reasonable helmet and I've done some damage over the years but I'll never ever forget the time I ended up sharing a shower with a down syndromed mongol at Bucksburn baths, a young teen, his pubes were still as soft as a cashmere sweater, there we were together both naked, his carer was in the changing area. His penis was comfortably 3 times larger flacid and even riddled with disability he fucking knew it. Stared me down and defeated me without uttering a single word. Even his washing techniques were all penis size related, had some milking a cow style that flustered the fuck out of me.
I was just thinking, what a fucking waste, that sword could be mounted onto a proper knight and swung around in many battles.

Life can be very cruel, can throw up the odd surprise and I'm sure the mongoloid hasn't even gave me a second thought but that motherfuckers cock is always floating around in my mind.

His ice cold stare deep into my soul still haunts me regularly.
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#1039694 Facebook Statuses

Posted by 360 on 14 February 2014 - 12:13 PM

Free Weddings and a Funeral
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#843031 Well Done Celtic

Posted by Jonty on 07 November 2012 - 10:51 PM

Fuck Celtic.
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#1118102 Jamie Langfield Gtf

Posted by ebbe on 01 October 2014 - 05:45 PM

Nice guy?! He's a royal fucking arsehole. Every time he shites his pants which is now happening so often he's been offered sponsorship by the worlds leading condensate pad company, he roars at those around him blaming anyone but himself. I've been sick to death of his stupid 3 bit face for nearly 8 years now, but it's refreshing to see and hear even the most clueless of dons fan now sees this utter fucking mongol for what he is, a buck passing, coward, good for nothing skitter who couldn't catch Ebola if he took up the crack pipe in Liberia.
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#860044 Festive Dons Chants

Posted by Tommy on 12 December 2012 - 11:18 AM

Dashing through the snow in my rusty Ford Capri
Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tyres.
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!

Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Ford Capri.
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#1057993 To all the ex "players" and "managers"

Posted by SheepieBaaBaa on 29 March 2014 - 11:52 PM

To the ones who slagged off the support for not getting behind the team.


To the ones who moaned about getting abuse, about a lack of passion and support and fans getting on their back.


Have you been watching this season then?


- Have you seen what happens when a management and group of players that actually give a fuck about the team and fans, show it on the field?


- Have you seen what happens when a player who has gone off the boil recently (McGinn) finally gets a goal and gets an ovation from the support who stuck behind him want him back on form?


- Have you seen players like Pawlett and Hayes (who I reckon would run through a brick wall for the club) miss big games through injury but get massive support for the contribution they made anyway?


- Have you heard the way the crowd get behind the team and lift them when/if they go behind? Have you seen how that works when the support can see that the players actually give a fuck?


- Can you see the support even starting to believe that Clangers has turned a corner and found some form, and at least that he seems to give a fuck?


The "lack of support" and "poisonous fans" that the likes of Mulgrew and Aluko banged on about, and the criticism from McGhee (legend or not), seems to be strangely out of place this season.


Funny how when the Management and team aren't comprised of wage thieves, wannabe Huns, wannabe Tims, ghosts, journeymen and fat orange cunts and when we aren't constantly told by those employed to win some fucking trophies that we "canny expect tae compete with wee Coisty and big Walter Smith and the mighty Celtic", that the support get behind the team


Anyone reckon that these pricks got the support they deserved?


Funny what happens when a team actually try, actually seem to give a fuck and actually appear to have an affinity with the fans.


Long may it continue, and long may AFC continue to "try", because even if they ultimately fail, the giving a fuck and trying is something I for one can get behind and long may that continue too.


Had to put that thought out there.  Next year it's Europe!!!!!!!!! 

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#941751 Soldier Killed By Two Attackers In Woolwich

Posted by Henry on 24 May 2013 - 02:00 PM

its a genuine concern


and trust me, out of you and i, i am not the boring one


I'm sure 3spam will weigh in with a post himself, but IMO you are exceedingly boring Millertime min.


Let's look at the evidence.


I presume BT was one of the first jobs you got after school. You're exceedingly happy with this job as you think it infers you're important. It doesn't. You don't have the imagination to work anywhere else and will probably retire a BT employee.


I presume your parents live in Rutherglen. You bought a flat then a house there as you don't have the imagination to live outside Rutherglen, let alone Scotland.


You've been with your bird now for nine years, she's probably one of the first girlfriends you had at school, you don't have the imagination to start a relationship with anyone else. No doubt she'll shit out a couple of bairns in good time. You're probably only marrying her because you think you 'should'. 


You've got your little quirks that you think give you a bit of personality - Capri, cigars etc - but in reality they just make folk think you're a twat.


Face it min, you're ordinary, just like the rest of us. 

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#829008 Jit - Still Allowed

Posted by barassie_afc on 06 October 2012 - 09:37 PM

Should have been in hours ago but my mate was playing a county bowling match which meant I had to watch and have some more cider

Firstly, some have said "massive improvement", I can say we know have footballers in the team. Sounds strange but by christ its true , and to an extent it is a "massive improvement"

Anyway, first half I didnt think we were terrible just a bit off the pace and I need to see the first goal again to assess whether it was indeed a "clanger", to me he stopped and should have reacted better , but perhaps thats hyper critical.

Second half, WOW, just wow. A football team that play football, the way its meant to be played, I still dont think the formation is getting the ABSOLUTE best out of the team, but the talent is good enough to make it work. I have to say gents and ladies, after the final whistle I have never felt as proud of a display of football in a long, long time, it was exciting and enjoyable, hand on heart I cannot say that about any Aberdeen team in the last 20 years ! It was that good to me. Special mention to the old grey nutter with the barbour jacket in front of me, who took football swearing to a new level

Langfield its either a 7 or a 4 depending on the first goal

Jack- Tidy 7
Anderson-8 , a wee bit shaky at the start, then did what he does best defend
Consdine Again tidy -7
Reynolds- good -7

Osbourne- 8 The water carrier, still think he might be better at RB, but just gets stuck in recycles , loads of energy
Hughes- 9 Cannot understand the hatred, well I can, he is a weegie Hun, creates space for himself finds a team mate , easy, simple but very effective, been crying out for a player like this for years

Rae - 7 I dont know what to make of Rae, thought is overall play was ok, but he has the classic knack of the "late run into the box" that isnt taught and is talent

Mcginn- 8 Striker/Winger- who cares, talented and scores goals, I AM IN

Vernon- 8 felt sorry for Vern, has to drop so deep, not his game, but an outstanding finish and was very pleased

Saved the best for last. I remember when Tup was spunking himself silly about Maguire and I mentioned he doesnt have heart.

Frasers technical ability is there, but over and above that , a heart of a lion as a i said earlier , he gets BRUTALISED all game, gets back up and says fuck you, I am going to beat you again. I dont think in all my time I have seen a young man with so much courage and desire, Maguire didnt have it, and neither did Fyvie. Young man I would pay to watch you every week. - 10 out of 10, sensational, get him on a big contract now.

I truly enjoyed today, well done Aberdeen
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#1121278 Aberdeen City Centre

Posted by Bluto10 on 15 October 2014 - 09:48 AM

It's high time you edited this post then.

I'll fucki edit you you fuckin small bald bastard
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#1066083 Sevco Thread

Posted by Foster14 on 24 April 2014 - 12:24 PM

I'm surprised you haven't mentioned this before Roberto. 


It is such an interesting contribution to the thread, could you please start mentioning it every time you think there is non-news?

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#974535 Weegies

Posted by DD1903 on 27 August 2013 - 10:42 AM

Chipper. Weegie cunts.
Learn our slang or you don't get to support our team...

Would that be Aberdeen, Liverpool or Oxford you are referring to?
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#1145767 Football Rumours Site - Ryan Jack To Norwich?

Posted by cheesepipes on 12 January 2015 - 11:56 AM

I'd snap their hands off for 1 million.

That's cause you're a buffoon.
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#1076721 Should Jamie Langfield Be Released?

Posted by 360 on 28 May 2014 - 12:31 AM

and which goals against st j was jamie at fault for?

St. J cross into our box

It's the "keepers" ball all day long

Logan realises this and waits for the "keeper" to collect the ball

Clangers stays on his line

Logan is forced into a panicked clearance, which leads to a Perth corner

Logan correctly has a go at Clangers

Clangers laughs in his face, visibly and audibly, a smug smirk that says "I've been here for years, fella. You're only a loanee, talk to me when you're an #institution".

Aberdeen then proceed to concede from the corner

Ladies and gentlemen, that is our goalkeeper.

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#1130522 Away Support At Firhill Yesterday

Posted by partickthistlelad on 24 November 2014 - 02:17 PM

Just a quick note to say well done on an absolutely fantastic away support at Firhill yesterday - 1300 Dons fans there - remebering the time of year, it being a sunday and it being on the tv - was an absolutely fantastic away support and great backing you gave your team - very well done.  Far more than the 3 old firm teams Rangers, Celtic and The Rangers would have brought in similar circumstances


Best team won yesterday no qualms about that and best of luck for rest of season (apart from the games against us)

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