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#1772771 The Sfa & Spfl Are Fucking Shite Thread

Posted by alscotoz on 13 May 2019 - 07:13 AM

Are you calling the weegie buffoon a twat or me for quoting him?


You can always stick me on block as well  :laughing:


Can't remember  :dontknow:

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#1771436 Pet Hates

Posted by alscotoz on 09 May 2019 - 11:16 AM

Actually feel sorry for the newest addition to the scrounging bastards family. Looking at a future of cruel bullying. A negro with a ginger afro and freckles...

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#1770728 3Rd Or 4Th?

Posted by alscotoz on 07 May 2019 - 12:09 PM

McKenna has had an average end to the season. GBP5 million tops, his worth. Should we cash in now or roll the dice? I say roll the dice.





However, anything over GBP 5 Million, grab it.

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#1769309 Next Scotland Manager/failure

Posted by alscotoz on 04 May 2019 - 02:08 AM

Robertson 'decent'? Get fucked. He is a very good footballer and one of the best players Scotland has produced for a loooooong time.

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#1765480 Kilmarnock V Aberdeen

Posted by alscotoz on 23 April 2019 - 02:20 PM

Team full of poltises.


Don't believe in the supernatural. 

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#1764122 Telly Programmes That Haven't Been Made Yet

Posted by alscotoz on 19 April 2019 - 07:23 AM

Gash in the Attic......Ann Frank hides out from nazis, gets bored, fingers herself


All family friendly but you had to lower the tone.  :rolleyes:

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#1764118 Bradley Welsh/442 Magazine

Posted by alscotoz on 19 April 2019 - 07:15 AM

A thug/bully dies. Boohoo. Who gives a flying fuck?

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#1762810 Mcinnes

Posted by alscotoz on 15 April 2019 - 09:24 AM

He's going nowhere - if he doesn't want to go that is. He's had too many poor transfer windows in succession. This summer is vital.



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#1761356 Aberdeen 0 - 3 Celtic

Posted by alscotoz on 11 April 2019 - 08:52 AM

You had me right up to goal.......


TBF, I did say fluke.

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#1761055 Favourite Comedy Show?

Posted by alscotoz on 10 April 2019 - 10:58 AM

Some Mothers Do Ave Em was very underrated. Loved it as a youngster. Porridge for an honourable mention.


What about Rab C?  :rolleyes:  :omg:

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#1761000 Aberdeen 0 - 3 Celtic

Posted by alscotoz on 10 April 2019 - 12:52 AM

Pens don't count anyway


I think Mr Bic and Mr Parker would disagree strongly.

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#1758626 Over Rated Artists/bands

Posted by alscotoz on 03 April 2019 - 08:03 AM

Kiss are shite.

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#1758158 Eu Referendum

Posted by alscotoz on 02 April 2019 - 07:58 AM

I know democracy is a sham and this has been a fuck up from day one but for me the majority of those who voted in the referendum voted to leave the EU. Regardless of how that is done, that has to happen? The majority of the people wanted that. If politician will overrides that then the UK is in a helluva mess.



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#1758138 Mcinnes

Posted by alscotoz on 02 April 2019 - 06:29 AM

Arguable that McNeill laid the foundations for Fergie..........Porterfield was just the wrong appointment for us as he didn’t understand Scottish football. But yeah, the next Fergie would be nice lol


McNeill built on what McLeod did...what McLeod really did was instil belief at the club. His period was short but it was pivotal.

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#1756562 Mcinnes

Posted by alscotoz on 28 March 2019 - 07:22 AM

yes before McInnes i had my best supporting times

1 cup winners cup

1 super cup

3 leagues

5 scottish cups

4 league/skoll cups (never made the ict final a few years back)

hundreds of times we would beat the old firm, make other finals


greatest bounce game was Bayern Munich at home when we won 3-2


In this case, smug is good.

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