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#1764118 Bradley Welsh/442 Magazine

Posted by alscotoz on Today, 07:15 AM

A thug/bully dies. Boohoo. Who gives a flying fuck?

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#1762810 Mcinnes

Posted by alscotoz on 15 April 2019 - 09:24 AM

He's going nowhere - if he doesn't want to go that is. He's had too many poor transfer windows in succession. This summer is vital.



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#1761356 Aberdeen 0 - 3 Celtic

Posted by alscotoz on 11 April 2019 - 08:52 AM

You had me right up to goal.......


TBF, I did say fluke.

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#1761055 Favourite Comedy Show?

Posted by alscotoz on 10 April 2019 - 10:58 AM

Some Mothers Do Ave Em was very underrated. Loved it as a youngster. Porridge for an honourable mention.


What about Rab C?  :rolleyes:  :omg:

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#1761000 Aberdeen 0 - 3 Celtic

Posted by alscotoz on 10 April 2019 - 12:52 AM

Pens don't count anyway


I think Mr Bic and Mr Parker would disagree strongly.

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#1758626 Over Rated Artists/bands

Posted by alscotoz on 03 April 2019 - 08:03 AM

Kiss are shite.

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#1758158 Eu Referendum

Posted by alscotoz on 02 April 2019 - 07:58 AM

I know democracy is a sham and this has been a fuck up from day one but for me the majority of those who voted in the referendum voted to leave the EU. Regardless of how that is done, that has to happen? The majority of the people wanted that. If politician will overrides that then the UK is in a helluva mess.



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#1758138 Mcinnes

Posted by alscotoz on 02 April 2019 - 06:29 AM

Arguable that McNeill laid the foundations for Fergie..........Porterfield was just the wrong appointment for us as he didn’t understand Scottish football. But yeah, the next Fergie would be nice lol


McNeill built on what McLeod did...what McLeod really did was instil belief at the club. His period was short but it was pivotal.

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#1756562 Mcinnes

Posted by alscotoz on 28 March 2019 - 07:22 AM

yes before McInnes i had my best supporting times

1 cup winners cup

1 super cup

3 leagues

5 scottish cups

4 league/skoll cups (never made the ict final a few years back)

hundreds of times we would beat the old firm, make other finals


greatest bounce game was Bayern Munich at home when we won 3-2


In this case, smug is good.

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#1755876 Pet Hates

Posted by alscotoz on 26 March 2019 - 06:25 AM


Excellent idea lads, family soccerball it is...........with the wife and twins........in California


Also a great idea, the miserable cunt has a swimming pool that she loves to show off, so I can smash her in the nose AND (MT™️) ruin her pool for a few days with all the blood..........in California, with the wife.........and twins

What if I accidentally leave a small footprint as evidence? I’ll get rumbled


You could claim it was one of the twins.


BTW...do you live in California?

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#1752811 Aberdeen V Livingston

Posted by alscotoz on 17 March 2019 - 11:00 AM

I'm not sure I follow your logic.

How does getting results against Celtic and the Huns affect our ability to beat St Mirren and Hamilton at home in the weeks before those games?


You're assuming that dumb cunt has logic.

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#1752194 Eu Referendum

Posted by alscotoz on 16 March 2019 - 07:11 AM

It would be a dawdle because you will bow down to our demands, the wars remember, that's right sign there and there.


If you're talking UK, then yeah wearrapeepul.


The people who 'rule' the UK are delusional, arrogant, ignorant cunts. Maybe they view the people they represent as same?

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#1752187 The Mckenna Dilemma

Posted by alscotoz on 16 March 2019 - 06:45 AM

Easy now.......£10m yes, Miller levels......no


Miller would be up there with van dijk valuations if he played now.

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#1749946 What You Doing Today?

Posted by alscotoz on 12 March 2019 - 07:33 AM

Also nice recycling......good for the planet


Hate the Tour de France

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#1746954 What You Drinking Today

Posted by alscotoz on 04 March 2019 - 07:44 AM

Hate to think what the members of the crew find under their foreskin


The fact you hate to think it is extremely disturbing...the fact it even enters your addled mind is fucked.

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