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#1693545 What's The Longest Shite You've Ever Done?

Posted by alscotoz on 22 November 2018 - 01:51 PM

In length. Not time.


Should be as interesting a thread as 'What's the fastest you have gone in a car...'

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#1693364 League Reconstruction... Again

Posted by alscotoz on 22 November 2018 - 08:21 AM

Don't know why Scotland needs more than 2 pro leagues. Division One, say 14 teams and division 2, say 16-18 teams. Chance to be promoted into div 2 if you can be bothered making the effort, and div 1 from div 2. What Scotland needs is QUALITY product.












Good luck with that.

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#1693359 Scotland V Albania And Israel

Posted by alscotoz on 22 November 2018 - 08:10 AM

McLeish is (quite rightly) an Aberdeen legend. Can't be taken away. Non-negotiable.

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#1691575 League Cup 18/19

Posted by alscotoz on 18 November 2018 - 08:26 AM

Think it's the 19th


You sure?

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#1689291 Scotland V Albania And Israel

Posted by alscotoz on 12 November 2018 - 08:20 AM

Where's Gordon Greer when you need him?


Boring people with her feminist manifesto...

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#1686981 Let's All Laugh At Celtic.

Posted by alscotoz on 07 November 2018 - 06:46 AM

There's a lawsuit from the victims v Celtic, who claim there is no corporate relationship between the boys club and the club...


They're suing themselves?

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#1685575 Kilmarnock 1 - 2 Aberdeen

Posted by alscotoz on 04 November 2018 - 02:04 PM




The SPFL truly is shite.

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#1680913 Oil Price Victims.

Posted by alscotoz on 25 October 2018 - 09:28 AM


Why I do not reside in NE Scotland anymore.

Distressing, but necessary.
Fucking sick of it, and even more sick of the ill-informed, gullible fuckwit "Scots" who normalise this and keep us under the UK heel guzzling the propaganda of the BBC and UK government owned press as a matter of course.
Haemorrhaging our finances and natural resources to keep little britain afloat, and in return to be treated like shit.

Fucking soul destroying.



Fucking hell min.
Sounds like hell on earth.



and on top of all that having to hear that fucking horrible accent every day. Almost as bad as cockney. Almost.

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#1680404 Durrant Dived

Posted by alscotoz on 24 October 2018 - 07:53 AM

The most contradictory post in the history of AFC Chat ever. You are actually agreeing with @Ke1t you clown.
Like I say to my 7 year old nephew hate is a very strong word but he is still going through cognitive development so he does not quite understand the full meaning of the word, so is excused. I take it you are over the age of 7 since you have got family, therefore you have no excuse to use such vitriol. Mind you, you are a protected species in these parts so can say anything you like and get away with it.


Don't take anything as gospel for Leweegie.

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#1677374 League Cup 18/19

Posted by alscotoz on 18 October 2018 - 05:38 AM

You "support a team" because you feel an emotional connection and affinity with that team.  In fact to : hold something up, give assistance to, provide financial backing, is pretty much the text book definition of the word support.


Think of it this way:


Q. "do you support your children?"

A: "Well I used to, but recently they've been ugly and annoying little fuckers, so I'm spending my money on beer instead these days and watching other peoples less annoying kids for a while because they  play nicer than mine"



What you are actually describing is a generic "football fan" who watches games involving teams about which they have no particular feelings, or to which they feel no particular connection because (and I quote) 


"aye this is an interesting sport, I quite enjoy it so I'll watch more".


I enjoy watching Real Madrid because of the quality of football on display, but I seldom ever complain about their team selection or tactics, because I am not emotionally invested in their success or failure.


So being an "Aberdeen supporter" is very much about sticking by the club, and yes voicing an opinion.


Having a bit of a moan/argument/debate about the quality on the pitch, the tactics and the manager is part of that process and even provides masochistic enjoyment to many.


That's why we're here, rather than on a generic lets, talk about football chat forum.



Not sure how this got a -1


































go on, shock me.

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#1671960 Life Without The Ugly Sisters

Posted by alscotoz on 06 October 2018 - 10:27 AM

This thread is the definition of pointless. 

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#1671655 Hall Of Fame (Scotland)

Posted by alscotoz on 05 October 2018 - 08:33 AM

No he didn't. Watch it back.

Billy Dodds takes an elbow straight from hell to the dial.


Don't remember him being pulled up by the ref or being talked to. He ripped the piss, if he didn't do it in the 'spirit of the game', not his problem.

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#1671628 Hall Of Fame (Scotland)

Posted by alscotoz on 05 October 2018 - 06:26 AM

Was some player to be fair. I recall him brutally raping us with a hat trick that secured them another title.


Took the piss out of us that day. Great player, disturbed human being.

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#1671241 Scott Mckenna Ban For Tackle On Edouard

Posted by alscotoz on 04 October 2018 - 02:55 AM

Would like to say this is a shock, but it isn't really, is it?


Still, I don't buy into the conspiracy (a secret plan by a group to do something unlawful or harmful).stuff. The authorities behaviour is hardly done behind closed doors, it's blatantly 'in your face'. Leave the paranoia to the blue and green cunts. Up to the club to take a stand here...

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#1670120 What You Drinking Today

Posted by alscotoz on 01 October 2018 - 03:34 AM

I like it.
Good alternative to Prosecco and I’ve cratefuls of that to use up.
Enjoyable in hot weather.
Plus it’s mega sophisticated, but that prob rules you uncouth Aussie types out.

:cool: :beer:


What are you implying?



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