Latest Purchase Thread

[Dad]

Incorrect, Pedant Boy

[Dad]

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[Dad]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

‘Pedant boy ‘?  Fucking hell. At least you’re normally quite original with your insults. That’s poor. 

You believe what you want to believe Pedant Boy

[Andy_123]

1x Dons home top

1x Dons away top

[Dad]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That’s poor

Facts are boring - whatcha gonna do

[Zeus]

 

 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

4 minutes ago, Zeus said:

 

 

The fuck??

[Ke1t]

15 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Yon fityecazzit, back,sack and crack

I need that for my arsehole, tbh... very hairy... difficult to shave... and when the hair starts growing back, Jesus... it's like some torture the Catholic Church would come up with. 

I am hairy like animal. 

[maryhilldon]

33 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

 

I am hairy like animal. 

Aye ok Borat.

[DD1903]

12 hours ago, Ke1t said:

I need that for my arsehole, tbh... very hairy... difficult to shave... and when the hair starts growing back, Jesus... it's like some torture the Catholic Church would come up with. 

I am hairy like animal. 

 

11 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Aye ok Borat.

Wee austin powers reference, Mary 

[alscotoz]

On 6/24/2022 at 11:01 PM, Dad said:

Facts are boring - whatcha gonna do

Ghostbusters!

[dazzy_deff]

6 hours ago, alscotoz said:

Ghostbusters!

Would have went with Hulk Hogan personally 

[Zeus]

Cool waters (intense)

[Don Fonte]

On 6/24/2022 at 2:01 PM, Dad said:

Facts are boring - whatcha gonna do

Act a fool.

 @Parklife

[Parklife]

Quite the hand you've got there, Mobs. 

You been piling on the beef? 

[Dad]

I've known a big handed skinny cunt or two 

 

It can happen 

[Bluto10]

#sumo!

[Bluto10]

that’s a blast from the past

 

[Redforever86]

I have beautifully soft hands, because I use fairy liquid.

 

 

 

As lube while I masturbate furiously. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

On 6/30/2022 at 1:58 PM, Sooper-hanz said:

I pick up the guitar of an evening as well  and text excessively on here so doubt I’ll ever have obese hands. 
Looking at them they’re quite rough. Yer Nazi commanding officer observing them would have me straight to work building dormitories or rail tracks. 

What guitar/s you got boy?

[For Fecks Sake]

On 6/29/2022 at 7:25 PM, Bad_Mobby said:

BT”W”NW  (needed a more roomie laptop bag - 40ltr) 

Fucking hell, and you have the gall to slag my hands off ?

[styrofoamplates]

Not a purchase as such but just received this from work so we can start having meetings in ‘the metaverse’  

Obviously the first thing I’m going to do is connect it to my personal Mac and watch VR Porn.

My question is, does anyone have any suggestions of what to do with this when I’m not working and my knob is red raw from watching too much VR porn? Any games or VR stuff I can do? 

 

[Arabian Knight]

[1903Fitba]

Alternatively get a fucking life and stop playing golf ffs. 

[fine-n-dandy]

New carb & air filter & plugs for my Harley. 
Wee tune up for selling ?

[BrianFaePerth]

3 hours ago, Arabian Knight said:

^^AKs setup for an evening of masturbation

[Poodler]

 

took the lot mate

 

team effort 

[Parklife]

8 hours ago, Captain Caveman said:

You’ve got no life

Hate that Wealdstone Raider cunt. 

[1903Fitba]

2 hours ago, Parklife said:

Hate that Wealdstone Raider cunt. 

Pretty much how I imagine DJ Cavey looking. 

[fine-n-dandy]

New outboard for the pontoon boat.

Suzuki DF140. 
 

got to break it in from new & takes a while & a looooot of fuel. 10hrs total but fk doing all that in one day. Will do about 4-5hrs this weekend. Will get boring after first 1/2hr with no stopping ? be a long day but at least give a chance to see a lot of the lake that haven’t cruised yet I guess