Which Celebrity Will Die Next ?

[Guest]

Just now, cheesepipes said:

X is giving fuck all to anyone. 

The Virgin Mary won't be one for much longer. 
 

If he goes to hell he might give Maggie Thatcher a seeing to. 
 

 

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Hitler won't let him get too comfortable. 

They'll be best mates. 
 

German speaking nazis 

[manboobs109]

I Know he's been dead a whole but not long found out @Parklife hero Tupac was a convicted rapist. I was shocked.

[Studebaker-90]

It’s alright because he was a derkie 

[manboobs109]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14597099/jeremy-corbyn-twitter-prince-philip-death/

Corbmeister general disgracing himself again.

[redstrummer]

thank fuck the masters is on 

[Parklife]

16 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

"How dare you Jeromy Corbyn post about this before saying anything ABOUT OUR DEARLY DEPARTED PRINCE."
 

Sure trolled those muthafuckas Jez - magic lol 

Noticed his post on Instagram and lol'd at how he'd timed it. A fucking ledge. 

[manboobs109]

What's Big Salmo saying to it? He's the big dog on the political scene nowadays.

[Don Fonte]

38 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14597099/jeremy-corbyn-twitter-prince-philip-death/

Corbmeister general disgracing himself again.

More examples of utter dog shit reporting and the idiots amongst us who were commenting on it.

Good on Jezza.

[Studebaker-90]

40 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14597099/jeremy-corbyn-twitter-prince-philip-death/

Corbmeister general disgracing himself again.

Imagine getting annoyed about that - LOL

[Don Fonte]

7 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

What's Big Salmo saying to it? He's the big dog on the political scene nowadays.

Hopefully fondling his busty assistant and trying to bone a bird whilst he's flaccid.

Ledge.

[Studebaker-90]

Cock wasn’t the required 3 inches long 

[Tyzo_1903]

Pumping marrying and having kids with your cousin is pikey behaviour.

Royals are all a bunch of inbred minkers when you think about it.

[manboobs109]

38 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

How comes the old prick wasn't King Philip?

Genuine question. 

Coz Willie Miller is the fucking King you fucking gormless cunt

[Don Fonte]

4 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Coz Willie Miller is the fucking King you fucking gormless cunt

That's why you're POTY.

[Fridge]

And how come your name changes when you become King? Think Charles becomes George or some shit, what the fuck is the point in that?

[Guest]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

I Know he's been dead a whole but not long found out @Parklife hero Tupac was a convicted rapist. I was shocked.

He was. 
 

Another one in hell. 

[Parklife]

3 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

He was. 
 

Another one in hell. 

Fuck you. 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

Fuck you. 

Don't worry bud. 
 

I have a Lou Reed tattoo. He had a sketchy past.

 

TuPac raped a child tho.

[Parklife]

6 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Don't worry bud. 

I'm not worried at all. 

6 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

TuPac raped a child tho.

What an utterly bizarre lie. You're a right stupid wee boy sometimes. 

[aberdeen1970]

Was she not about 20 or something? 

[aberdeen1970]

Doubler 

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, aberdeen1970 said:

Was she not about 20 or something? 

Think she was 19. 

[Fridge]

14 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

 It's not a requirement Frigo ,it's because they can do what the fuck they want if they are the King  Would you not change your name if you became King ?

Don’t think you can, there is a set list to stop you naming yourself King Dong. Or in Millertime’s case Billy.

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, Parklife said:

I'm not worried at all. 

What an utterly bizarre lie. You're a right stupid wee boy sometimes. 

 Sorry I'm getting it wrong, 

 

He started a gang rape on a 19 year old and got jailed for it. 
 

My mistake, hands up, apologies 

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, cheesepipes said:

Even the apprentice doesn't escape the stupidity accusations. 

 

When you lie about someone raping a kid, that's pretty stupid. 

1 minute ago, Roberto said:

Certain she was 17. And she also stated she wasn't abused by Tupac. 

Nah. There was an interview with her a few years ago I watched and she definitely said he raped her. 

[Guest]

Always preferred Biggie anyway 

 

Tupac pretended to be a gangster so much he became one. Biggie was out on the streets fo real fo real

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Child = <12

Scary

[NEM]

19 minutes ago, Parklife said:

 

What an utterly bizarre lie. You're a right stupid wee boy sometimes. 

Oh dear trouble in paradise ?

[Ke1t]

I remember a wise auld lad once telling me, "It's only rape if you get charged".

He's the same fella that advised me to have a wank before going on a date with a bird, "So that you last longer when you're shagging her." to which I responded, "I'm 19, if I go off early I'll be good to go again inside of a couple of minutes". 

In retrospect he was an old fucking pervert, rather than a wise old mentor, and probably spent his evenings tugging himself senseless because he wasn't getting any fucking action himself.