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#1870320 The Pish Christmas Present Thread

Posted by DD1903 on Yesterday, 09:07 PM

Imagine his loft ladder broke and he went out and bought another one so he could get to the spare
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#1868381 Aberdeen 2 - 2 Sevco

Posted by DD1903 on 03 December 2019 - 07:56 PM

Do you ever have a day off from it?

The irony
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#1868281 Team of the Decade

Posted by DD1903 on 03 December 2019 - 05:06 PM

Considine? He has been pish for the vast majority of his time with us.
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#1863022 General Election 12th December

Posted by DD1903 on 22 November 2019 - 10:58 AM

what do those of you who work in O&G think of the tax that labour announced yesterday?
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#1863006 Pub Recommendations

Posted by DD1903 on 22 November 2019 - 10:22 AM

On our way to barrowland last night, we had a drink in the venerable saracen head then crossed the road to "226 gallogate" (formerly bairds) - two pubs at completely different ends of the spectrum.

The former is a character bar, with the obligatory stinking toilets, the latter a fancy place where you might encounter parklife discussing far left politics over a pint of warmed milk thistle.

I enjoy both types of pub, but I dont think the likes of the sarry heid is long for this world, if this is how gallowgate is going (thon St Lukes nearby is another example of gentrification).

The more traditional bars down there are already on very selective opening hours, really just at the weekend for football custom, plus a few hours before gigs like last eve.

I suppose gentrification is a kind of progress, but it would be a shame to lose our more earthy establishments.

Perhaps there is space for both kinds of place, but in such proximity? I recommend both anyway!

(NB - if you ever drink down there be wise, like me, and buy the round in the sarry and not across the road where the prices leap up some 50% :laughing: )

That place that replaced bairds looks awful.

The pubs surrounding the barras are poor in general. I wouldnt set foot in the 'sellik' bars. But St Luke's is a underwhelming. van winkle is a bit meh/generic, but the best of a bad lot. Was in there before a gig recently and it would appear that area is undergoing a hipster based transformation. A bit like 'strathbungo' /govanhill has seen. The bell jar (sparkle horse sister pub) down that way was awful.
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#1862259 Scotland squad

Posted by DD1903 on 20 November 2019 - 03:40 PM

He just wants attention.

No ones been acknowledging his 'he'll raising' posts, so he's got to try a different approach
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#1851015 Mcinnes

Posted by DD1903 on 27 October 2019 - 07:31 PM

Think he needs a big statement tomorrow or resign.

“We have injuries, not been able to recruit the right players due to resources going to the new stadium, great youth players coming through and it’s a long term project.”

You’re welcome if I save your job DM but holy fuck that was horrendous to watch.

Don't give up the current job to take up 'big statement' writing
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#1850637 Aberdeen 0 - 4 Celtic

Posted by DD1903 on 27 October 2019 - 01:06 PM

How does he change it? The players are all standing watching and nobody appears to care. There’s no leaders or mental cases on the pitch giving them pelters.

So what do you suggest he does? More in defence to stop conceding goals or throw on attackers instead and risk getting hammered? This was the starting line up people thought would be decent and we are getting pumped regardless.

And why would I be happy we are getting beat? I don’t want us to lose, I am just a realist. They have better players and ours have shat it. A total write off.

Who signs and picks these players ?

Who 'built' the squad ?

Hea clearly lost their dressing room
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#1813488 Out Of Contract

Posted by DD1903 on 03 August 2019 - 06:20 PM

Lapping it up you are though son - glutton for punishment I guess.

You could always just fuck off, given the level of disdain you have.

A tough band aid to rip off - without me to bounce off you're left with being a dull monotonous arsehole,pulling folks up on typos and the like. Riveting.


Taking the huff because some randoms on the internet got bored or your repetitive jokes 🙃 lolz
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#1813176 Out Of Contract

Posted by DD1903 on 03 August 2019 - 03:49 AM

Pretty sure they extended their contracts to the summer of 2022 recently did they not? May be wrong though.

8 days after Aberdeen1970 posted that...
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#1811374 Aberdeen For All & Aberdna

Posted by DD1903 on 31 July 2019 - 11:31 AM

Bigger than Stevie May? Or fucking up in Europe? Or fucking up in cup semi? Or shitting it in cup finals?

He can hardly turn round and say that a player we still have/are trying to sell is his biggest disappointment
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#1809512 Films

Posted by DD1903 on 26 July 2019 - 07:16 PM

Aye I’m starting to think she doesn’t exist. Nobody talks about their bird that much. York get posting In the 1k club.

Poodler runs him very close
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#1803201 Today, Sonos Helped Me Discover...

Posted by DD1903 on 14 July 2019 - 09:36 PM

Beatles. Best of
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#1802845 Pet Hates

Posted by DD1903 on 14 July 2019 - 10:11 AM

Should have left the buggy to get away quicker. Survival of the fittest.

I found it strange he ran with the buggy, but left the kids
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#1801137 Summer Transfer Window 2019

Posted by DD1903 on 11 July 2019 - 07:23 AM

Nah, that wasn’t angry, dumbing it down for the target audience

Do you have a target audience with your 'jokes'?
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