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#1789693 Europa League 2019/20

Posted by muttonhumper on Yesterday, 12:19 PM

Fuck Georgia (the country).


In Baku at present and Georgia quite popular with locals for trips.

Sachkhere is a couple of hours past Tbilisi by road, and there is an overnight train from Baku to Tbilisi.

Hope they win noo.




Due back here on 21st July.

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#1785408 Where Are They Now

Posted by muttonhumper on 11 June 2019 - 12:35 PM

Ryan Jack.


Smacked by a Dons fan at Perth Races for being a rat faced cunt.

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#1784610 Sevco Thread

Posted by muttonhumper on 09 June 2019 - 02:43 PM

His knees were made of wotsits


Yip, and the contents of his skull consist of syphillis infested maggots.


Beyond cretinous that specimen,

Typical hun really.

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#1782372 Ash Taylor

Posted by muttonhumper on 05 June 2019 - 03:51 AM


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#1777518 Spfl Play Offs

Posted by muttonhumper on 23 May 2019 - 10:02 PM

 I have always admired Winston Churchill, 


Why does this not surprise me?

Churchill is one of  the most cretinous cunts to ever set foot on this planet.

Only a brainwashed, servile gluepot would argue otherwise.


Eat some facts and educate yourself, you pathetic britnat roaster.



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#1777093 Mcinnes

Posted by muttonhumper on 23 May 2019 - 09:34 AM

Yep. My mate that told me that figure was adamant (dandy highwayman) that that's the figure. Frightening


That's a crazy figure in today's Dog Eat Dog environment.

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#1777017 Mcinnes

Posted by muttonhumper on 23 May 2019 - 05:08 AM

Gash Taylor.


For the love of fuck.

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#1774207 Mcinnes

Posted by muttonhumper on 17 May 2019 - 05:53 AM

He still flashed his knickers though. He didn't exactly rule them out until we'll down the line



One could even argue that he had them pulled to one side exposing flappage.



You know whatever DMc's been doing hasn't really been working particularly well if Europe is so important


We have had in drummed into us that this is where we need to be.
That Europa League participation is vital for us to take the next step.

To megaboost our finances and cement our place in the top 100 that Milne's waffles perpetually about.

So in that respect McInnes has failed 100%.


The fact that he has not even managed to get us within one tie of group stages can extrapolate that failure further.
A miserable failure.

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#1772774 What You Drinking Today

Posted by muttonhumper on 13 May 2019 - 07:19 AM

Nursing a brothpot heed after overindulgence in Oroklini strip club / brothel place.

Entertaining. €5 a beer so nae bad. Though €1.75 in bar next door, where first 10 were consumed.


Considering nipping to shoppy next door for beer breakfast. then a wander...

Having good MH, bad MH debate in my heed.


Maybe have too much to do before fleeing back to the Granite on Wednesday to go completely feel.

Da ken.




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#1768968 Scottish Independence Referendum 2

Posted by muttonhumper on 03 May 2019 - 08:51 AM

I'm actually moving away for good I think.


Selling hoose in 'shire, buying in Cyprus.


So nae likely.


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#1764939 Aberdeen 0 - 3 Celtic

Posted by muttonhumper on 21 April 2019 - 11:51 AM

Hope Hearts win the final.


Could not give the slightest of fucks if this costs us a European slot were we to finish 4th.

If we don't finish top 3, then we don't deserve to qualify anyway.


Any trophy win for any club outside Celtic is fine by me. 

Fuck them.


Any Sevco trophy would be worse, granted,  but given they have won absolutely FUCK ALL in their ENTIRE HISTORY, the threat of this appears nominal.

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#1760694 Stevie May

Posted by muttonhumper on 09 April 2019 - 08:41 AM

Did anyone go to the open training thing? Did he at least look good in training? Apparently Wilson looked shit hot, but it’s not really transferring to matches yet




Ye reckon?

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#1756797 Sevco Thread

Posted by muttonhumper on 29 March 2019 - 06:59 AM

Told Blend might be classier......


Flat Shite

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#1756618 Mcinnes

Posted by muttonhumper on 28 March 2019 - 10:45 AM

Just come clean you beaut, are you a hun or tim?


^^^ Poll.

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#1753857 Shay Logan

Posted by muttonhumper on 20 March 2019 - 11:14 AM

He's definitely a pap.

The fact he was a pap didn't use to bother me, as he was a decent performer for us.

The papness is now becoming less tolerable due to his less than great input of late.

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