BrianFaePerth Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Wit happend in the twa meenits afore ye decided tae retract yer comment, a wee chinge eh hert? When a cunt edits a post ayewis check how long it taks fir thim tae dae it, ye kin see if thir deeper hinks dwellers or spur eh the moment cunts Eh had a fail-proof solution, problem is if some cunt took it seriously. This site has previous for that. Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Eh had a fail-proof solution, problem is if some cunt took it seriously. This site has previous for that. Just said say 'lol' at the end Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 21, 2018 Author Share Posted May 21, 2018 Ere's um. Clearly mentally ill. His face is way too small for his head. Probably not relevant to the shenanigans. But I know I'd have ripped the pish out of him about it until he snapped and went on a killing spree. Maybe it IS relevant, then. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 The wife's cousin argued with me that British folk should be armed with guns, that would stop knife crime......... Link to comment
shut up meg Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 I take it that you burst out laughing when the cousin said this. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 The wife's cousin argued with me that British folk should be armed with guns, that would stop knife crime......... Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 US Headteachers should all be issued with Forward Observers and Radio Teams from the US Army. Then, if a shooting incident should occur at the school,they would be able to quickly call in Artillery strikes on the school grounds in order to eliminate or drive off the shooter. A single Artillery battery could be standing-by to execute fire missions on several schoolyards within range. This is a much better idea than improved gun control. Who is going to take a sidearm to an Artillery duel? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 US Headteachers should all be issued with Forward Observers and Radio Teams from the US Army. Then, if a shooting incident should occur at the school,they would be able to quickly call in Artillery strikes on the school grounds in order to eliminate or drive off the shooter. A single Artillery battery could be standing-by to execute fire missions on several schoolyards within range. This is a much better idea than improved gun control. Who is going to take a sidearm to an Artillery duel?The solution eh hastily removed in case someone took it seriously was less drastic than this. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 US Headteachers should all be issued with Forward Observers and Radio Teams from the US Army. Then, if a shooting incident should occur at the school,they would be able to quickly call in Artillery strikes on the school grounds in order to eliminate or drive off the shooter. A single Artillery battery could be standing-by to execute fire missions on several schoolyards within range. This is a much better idea than improved gun control. Who is going to take a sidearm to an Artillery duel? Going by some of your other posts, I'm not sure if you are joking here or not CS. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 I take it that you burst out laughing when the cousin said this.I certainly stifled mirth as long as I could. Unfortunately I realised he was being serious Hehe aye WIFE (MT™) Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Going by some of your other posts, I'm not sure if you are joking here or not CS.I'm genuinely not sure either... Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 No such thing as losers/everybody is a winner Masculinity being frowned uponPharmacy’s smashing kids full of shite cause they have too much energy Technology Same shit here but with knives. Banning guns is laughable. 1 Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Going by some of your other posts, I'm not sure if you are joking here or not CS. I'm genuinely not sure either... Listen to you both! Had I been serious I would have had helicopter gunships pounding the shooter(s) - much more accurate than Arty Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 I saw Mass Shooting in Aberdeen and thought, "Aye... some simple bumpkin has lost his shit and drove his tractor into toon to plug a few toonsers with his antique double barrel shotgun, the thick fuckin' teuchter." Then I saw it was Aberdeen in Maryland and I thought, "Aye... business as usual, then." FFS Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 Cans. The shooter, not you KE1T. Some folk just can't handle the modern world, I think. It might be ten years of a shite job in a cubicle on the 30th floor of some nondescript skyscraper downtown.. some junior jobsworth supervisor gets on your arse over something petty one time too many, and you're off to the gunshop on the 29th floor during your lunch break to get tooled up for an afternoon of stress relief. Some of the shapes of folk in this country, though, and it might be something as innocuous as someone wearing a pair of Nikes that sets a cunt aff on a killing spree. Personally I think people just need to calm the fuck down. Link to comment
dave_min Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Has anybody offered thoughts and prayers? Link to comment
tiktak Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 When they hear there's a suspected terrorist in a school or workplace, shopping mall or whatever just send in a drone and bomb the fuck out of it. That's what they do when it's anywhere else. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 ^^^^ Not all the time but they have done it quite a few times. https://www.thenation.com/article/us-has-bombed-least-eight-wedding-parties-2001/ Link to comment
shut up meg Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 ^^^^ Fair enough, do a quick google search and I'm sure you'll find alternative sources as well. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 The Guardian mentions a drone strike that hit a wedding. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jul/01/obama-drones-strikes-civilian-deaths Huffington Post https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/civilian-deaths-drone-strikes_us_561fafe2e4b028dd7ea6c4ff Washington Post https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/yemeni-victims-of-us-military-drone-strike-get-more-than-1million-in-compensation/2014/08/18/670926f0-26e4-11e4-8593-da634b334390_story.html?utm_term=.4ab2aacd89a6 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Does FnD count as a drone? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 Nope Try something elseTried your missus. She tastes worse than meat paste. 1 1 Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 Piccalilli ? Mustard?Probably my favourite circus. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Probably my favourite circus.What about Jeremy Beadle and his small hand? Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Mine is the boy who played Ian Dury Gr8 actor. Dirty hun though Link to comment
shut up meg Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 I don't like those sources You don't like or trust The Washington Post, Guardian or Huffington Post.Log out or post less, you are contributing nothing. 1 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Hilarious that You're split from yours aye?Wouldn't you like to know sugar. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery Cheers +1 Joey Deacon must be flattered by you every day chum. 2 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 You strike me as the kind of guy who would beI'm blessed you take time to think about me Cribbs. Link to comment
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