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[Redforever86]

Why did Parkie take the plane and not the boat?





He thought it only had left wings.

[Redforever86]

Why did Parkie get caught after carrying out a drive by shooting?





He left behind Marx.

[Redforever86]

Why did Parkie hate the Jewish Italian restaurant?




They served Mussel-linguini.

[Parklife]

Why did Parkie get caught after carrying out a drive by shooting?





He left behind Marx.

This wins.

See, I knew you could do better.

[shut up meg]

Why does Parkie the Marxist only drink herbal tea?

 

Because all property is theft!

[Bad_Mobby]

https://apple.news/A...VR9GZ5jiF01B9Ww

[Bad_Mobby]

https://apple.news/A...HSP6zbHzN2jnKXw

[The Boofon]

https://apple.news/A...VR9GZ5jiF01B9Ww

So not retired at all really.

[Fridge]

I nominate you Fridge to look like you are some sort of martyr for getting one of your mates to throw a bucket of ice on you in your garden while you pretend you are raising awareness for a disease that you are probably not even donating any cash to.

I Fridge nominate you to go fuck yourself.

https://news.sky.com...ged-34-11882597

[Studebaker-90]

Fete prates

[Arabian Knight]

https://www.thescott...t-another-baby/
nae a bad wee ride noo the cunts aff the gear..some jaw oan it tho..miller eat yer hert oot

[Bad_Mobby]

Worth a poke

https://www.dailyrec...physio-21081503

[Sooper-hanz]

https://www.thescott...t-another-baby/
nae a bad wee ride noo the cunts aff the gear..some jaw oan it tho..miller eat yer hert oot

 

Fuck off. that is hideous. 

[Bad_Mobby]

Fuck off. that is hideous.

You are faaaaaar too fussy

Im with AK

Take those teeth out and you’ve one hell of a BJ

[Sooper-hanz]

You and AK can tag team her .   Im only watching

[Grays Babylon 1875]

You are faaaaaar too fussy

Im with AK

Take those teeth out and you’ve one hell of a BJ

The teeth are already gone, son.

That's a gummy gammy and a half.

Be in.

[Bad_Mobby]

You and AK can tag team her . Im only watching

That’d be the best day of my life

(Love BA)

[Sooper-hanz]

"Go easy EH KAY " she implores " YER GONNEH BURST MEH EHRSEHOLE !"

[Grays Babylon 1875]

Sakes.

https://www.bbc.com/...otball/50756061

[Don Fonte]

Sakes.

https://www.bbc.com/...otball/50756061

Good ladz whoever did it.

[Bad_Mobby]

Flimmin’ ledge

https://www.mirror.c...r-pool-21089766

[maryhilldon]

Flimmin’ ledge

https://www.mirror.c...r-pool-21089766

7 years for that!? The guy only got a cut on his head.

[Grays Babylon 1875]

L
O
L

https://www.bbc.com/...alflow_facebook

[Sooper-hanz]

https://www.bbc.co.u...w-west-50759897

 

blimey.  what's the valium bit all about?   would that normally kill a chap?

[milne_afc]

https://www.bbc.co.u...w-west-50759897

blimey. what's the valium bit all about? would that normally kill a chap?

Nah, it's a good alibi. I took about 20 blues before and lost a couple of days. Would be decent enough reason for being unable to answer questions.

[Sooper-hanz]

How's it an alibi when he's admitted killing the fellow?  With a dumbbell over the head.  from his mum's bedroom !?

 

What I mean is,, do you think that was his train of thought? I'l take these and face things in a few days.

 

Eh have no experience of these so called ' valiums'

Edited by Sooper-hanz, 13 December 2019 - 10:06 PM.

[Arabian Knight]

wee goatee oan it..they neddy lookin wee rat cuntsv goat nae style ir cless..products eh thir enviroments..cunts probly goat a generic mojo top 20 albums eh aw time oan ez mp3 pliyer

[Sooper-hanz]

Thats not really a defence AK

[Grays Babylon 1875]

Fair play the Weejies likes.

Next mission - bathing.

[Sooper-hanz]

One time