manboobs109 Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Says the Dundee based Celtic loving racist who thinks aberdonians are bigots yet his only perceived friends are on AFC forum.See what I mean. Completely fucking cuckoo. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Agreed. Everybody knows the majority of it is just pure and utter waffle. Makes for a decent laugh none the less. The Italian fishing rod above being case in point. The fishing rod one was decent, Ill give him that.. thats an obvious gag. No way would that boy have the patience to actually go fishing.He's be standing , boiling with rage after 5 minutes of non activity, screaming and swearing at the fish. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Fat tits is a tim?He's an Aberdeen fan from Dundee Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 You know of better ? A better fishing rod than an Italian one? Not my expertise subject pal I'll take your word for it they are the best. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Well, if someone calls me, ME mutant faced they have to be prepared to show theirs I look Italian Link to comment
DD1903 Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 I'll play your game you wee prick Millertime, purely for the amusement of the others on the forum. I'm nae narcissist and never claimed to be a James Bond\Lewis Stevenson type man stallion guy by the way. But for the banter.. What does your Mrs do? Mine is a famous singer\actress. People stop her for selfies in the street. She has teeth and eyes that shine like pearls. In her bedroom she has a little mini fridge that she keeps cold wet wipes in, and soothes my raw genitals with after sex that shakes and rocks the building. What hairdressers on Sauchiehall Street does your good lady work in? and what member of last seasons Partick Thistle relegation squad is pumping her behind your back? Wee prick. hahaha. How long have you been with your 'mrs' for - including break up - 2 weeks? Solid. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 I love you, in a way...Spice world! Link to comment
DD1903 Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Or your penis - Your wee prick. No point - it wouldn't compare to your " mrs' " Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 This thread has gone waaaaaaaaay off topic. Can some famous bastard die soon please.Hopefully your missus. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Oh no. Man breasts son; is that true..? oh my.He's misremembering, it was a Millwall top, the Captain Morgan one. Used to go to their games when I lived in London. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 How could I forget....... Wiped my penis off on it many a night.Yip, while I was banging your missus. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 It ain't white boy day is it?I'm talking about the white ones Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 There was a lot of drugs going at the time Dad. Link to comment
Guest Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 The old cunt on her way out? Lets hope so https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breaking-queen-pulls-out-service-12810923 Link to comment
Henry Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Yip, while I was banging your missus.Did the Hibee go out with her off Neighbours? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 A sexy wee bastard back in the day was Patricia Arquette. I didnt really like the Partridge Family haha terrific. Hasn't aged well imo Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Did the Hibee go out with her off Neighbours? @CaptainCaveman Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 Ive been buying up a load of King Tubby on vinyl. Need to get turntable now though. Any recommendations for the Trojan stuff chum? Prince Jammy. You dont need to look any further. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 Prince Jammy. You dont need to look any further. Ta much. You into the old vinyl or is it via Spotify etc..,? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 My avatar Mr @@Millertime you wee prick. haha. Terrific. Cracker. 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 Ta much. You into the old vinyl or is it via Spotify etc..,? Nah, not into vinyl or anything anymore. Still bought discs up until a couple of years ago, just spotify/youtube and 6music these days. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 Of course it happened. Pretty 17 year old actresses have always lusted over fat racists in millwall strips. Its the modern day casting couchWhere's my fucking bottle of whisky then you bet welching cockmuncher Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 ^ you've conceded defeat, you know it happened. Get it sent. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 Of course it happened. Pretty 17 year old actresses have always lusted over fat racists in millwall strips. It’s the modern day casting couch Exclusive: This morning on Oz breakfast TV, 'actress' breaks down when questioned about regrets about acting career. Among the snotters and tears and rocking backwards and forwards in foetal position words like fat cunt, smelly bastard, indecipherable language (alien) could be heard. Still don't know her name but she is damaged goods. Shame. Never seen such a difference between before and after pics. 1 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 Of course it happened. Pretty 17 year old actresses have always lusted over fat racists in millwall strips. It’s the modern day casting couch Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 The fishing rod one was decent, Ill give him that.. thats an obvious gag. No way would that boy have the patience to actually go fishing.He's be standing , boiling with rage after 5 minutes of non activity, screaming and swearing at the fish. MT fishing? Guaranteed he'd turn up with dynamite then just fish out all the stunned fish.....BOOM....literally That's me in my profile avatar thingy there. You've been wasting your time looking in the wrong place all this time Mr MT. I think it's Mustapha Dumbuya that's giving Chantelle a Jaggy length. Shit belt Grays, should've bought a nice Italian leather one..... 2 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 I know man. It's a shocker. Sold the Italian leather one for smack though. Needs must. When in Brazil......no.....wait.... Link to comment
Henry Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 Grandmaster Sexay dead. https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/other-sports/wrestling/brian-lawler-dead-ex-wwe-13000979 Link to comment
Guest Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 Grandmaster Sexay dead. https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/other-sports/wrestling/brian-lawler-dead-ex-wwe-13000979Never heard of him Mustve been after my time Knew his auld man Link to comment
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