For Fecks Sake Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Kate Middleton - imagine knowing that you shot your load over (or in, preferably both) the future queens face and tits ? Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Filth, I bet she does excercises to tighten that flange after poppin out two in a row. Her, with pippa coming in for a fiddle then joining right in. I'm sure the old duke got first dibs, I'm pretty sure there is an archaic law that allows him first up. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 bird I have previous with is the current paramour of a tory mp (maybe msp can't be arsed checking him) so next time I see him on the news I'll have said smirk to myself... Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 bird I have previous with is the current paramour of a tory mp (maybe msp can't be arsed checking him) so next time I see him on the news I'll have said smirk to myself...'Current paramour' Pretentious? Moi? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Surprised weve not had the beasts fake story about when he fucked one of the school kids from home & awayI've really rattled your cage eh? Quite chuffed about that. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Not at all RolfI'm sure I have Rock Link to comment
Henry Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 I've really rattled your cage eh? Quite chuffed about that.His cage is nearly as rattled as yours was when Tup was around. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 His cage is nearly as rattled as yours was when Tup was around.Missing Tup H? I'd forgot how much you two were bumchums. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 ^ Sitting on your fist reading old Tup posts. No way for a proud Orcadian to spend a Wednesday night. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Tup will be back on the 1st of April Henry. Wouldn't Easter Sunday be more appropriate? At least in his warped little bald head. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 ^^^ Boil TupPaint Tup colourful patternsRoll Tup down the hill 2 Link to comment
Henry Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 The inner smirk from the thread title isn't something Bluto will ever experience. 1 Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 One hath letters after ones name does one mmmmmHaha terrific nonce haha terrific Can't remember who said you're sitting with your trousers round your ankles at every one calling you Dad, think it was Roberto. He was right Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 He'll be polishing his degrees Dad Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 I've never fucked a celebrity, I don't think... I feel like I've let myself down. Closest I've managed to a 'celebrity' would be strippers. They're sort of in the entertainment industry... I thought THAT was overachieving. Fucking celebrities, though... some of you lads are superstars. Anyone here shagged Angelina Jolie? Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 I've never fucked a celebrity, I don't think... I feel like I've let myself down. Closest I've managed to a 'celebrity' would be strippers. They're sort of in the entertainment industry... I thought THAT was overachieving. Fucking celebrities, though... some of you lads are superstars. Anyone here shagged Angelina Jolie? Time to step up King Porkie Pie aka @@Millertime 1 Link to comment
dervish Posted March 22, 2018 Author Share Posted March 22, 2018 Might have in some form of 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon situation, aka nit. Often I've made up for lack of quality with quantity. Had a situation at Lidl where I'd the option of two checkouts. Girl I'd did the weekend past the other I'd just been with his very recent ex girlfriend the night before. Both knew too. I went with the girl since I thought we'd both have a wee chuckle at the situation. I did, she didn't. Some folk are so serious. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 You get what you pay for with me - enthusiastic for young meat and honest to God beating off like a mad thing. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Had a situation at Lidl where I'd the option of two checkouts. Girl I'd did the weekend past the other I'd just been with his very recent ex girlfriend the night before.Both knew too. I went with the girl since I thought we'd both have a wee chuckle at the situation.Shat yerself you mean? Link to comment
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