Whisky

[dave_min]

Had a drink of that Jura Superstition. Can't help but think it's wasted on me. Just tastes like whisky. Are you meant to enjoy it or is it like a self flagellation thing?

 

Did you mix it with coke or diet coke?

[maryhilldon]

I drink a lot of whiskey, don't claim to know what i'm talking about. Straight malts, one cube. Large house with coke and two cubes.

[manboobs109]

 

Did you mix it with coke or diet coke?

Only had Diet Fanta in the house

[maryhilldon]

^ How do you know i've spelt it wrong, you don't know what brand i drink. Delete YOUR account.

[The Boofon]

^ How do you know i've spelt it wrong, you don't know what brand i drink. Delete YOUR account.

 

 

We know what countries of origin you drink though.

 

What is your favourite whiskey that you mentioned previously?

[For Fecks Sake]

The new balvenie 14 year old peated offering is stunning. Only available in selected duty free's but if you can get hold of one you will not be disappointed.

 

A smooth speyside with a subtle long peat finish.

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

Anybody tried the stuff at the club shop? Was gonna get a bottle for a cheap Christmas gift but no delivery option so will have to see if I come up before

 

I can't imagine it's great but I'm hoping someone has the answer

[dave_min]

 

I can't imagine it's great but I'm hoping someone has the answer

It'll look great in any collection.

[maryhilldon]

We know what countries of origin you drink though.

 

What is your favourite whiskey that you mentioned previously?

I like a large 'house'. Not sure if it's irish or yankee.

[maryhilldon]

On a serious note, peaty Talisker or Laphroaig is my dram of choice. Jack D my whiskey of choice.

[Arabian Knight]

Goat fed up eh the malt ehm back oan the bourbon noo. Goat a nice gift eh jim beam white oak barrel , nice wee drop wi a couple ice cyibs ....workin meh way thru it the nicht, nice evenin in watchin meh blu rays.. Haein a quiet yin efter lest weekend, ye cunt ehm a chienged man

[Zeus]

Smashed a couple of lochnagers this evening

 

Lovely stuff!

[Bluto10]

Cardhu means black rock in Gaelic.

Speak Gaelic do you?

[Bluto10]

A whisky drinker should easily be able to mutate into a brandy drinker.

Both have warming qualities.

They start off as refined gentleman tipples and both leave you alone in your kitchen with piss in your pants.

Its all I ask of my strong liquor.

Real rock n rollers drinks pints and g and ts min

[YorkDon]

Been drinking Hendricks and tonic on holiday-quite fine.

Also had a Lagavulin at a bar the other night-that was affa fine.

[dervish]

Rock Rose? It's not bad but after extensive testing prefer Blackwoods myself. Think they are fucked though these days?

[Zeus]

Laphroig select. Decent

[Ke1t]

Anyone used a whisky aerator?

 

Got one for my birthday, couple of us tried a blind test with it... seemed to make the whiskey taste worse, if anything.

[Arabian Knight]

any cunt thit gits a useless piece eh shyte like that fir thir birthday is either the man that his everyhin or the cunts thits bought it jist disna ken whit tae buy cunts, either way jam it up thir fuckin badge

[mcdougall(4)]

any cunt thit gits a useless piece eh shyte like that fir thir birthday is either the man that his everyhin or the cunts thits bought it jist disna ken whit tae buy cunts, either way jam it up thir fuckin badge

Huh

[BrianFaePerth]

Can we make it a rule that unless the poster is black they can't have an avatar of a black? It gets helluva confusing

[Ke1t]

any cunt thit gits a useless piece eh shyte like that fir thir birthday is either the man that his everyhin or the cunts thits bought it jist disna ken whit tae buy cunts, either way jam it up thir fuckin badge

 

 

It is indeed a useless piece of shite, even if it didn't make the booze taste worse.

 

But it's the thought that counts, so I'm happy enough to use it any time the folk who bought it for me are over. "I use it all the time... it's a fricken marvel of the modern world. You guys are the best... who'd have thought such a device could even be imagined, never mind actually be in my possession."

 

Feast your senses on the Vinturi Spirit Aerator. The exact one I have.

 

[The Boofon]

First notable point is he has a bottle of 1792 on one side and a bottle of Balvenie on the other. He points to the Balvenie side and says here we have a nice bourbon.

 

Instantly I know this cunt is on the take and selling utter shite.

 

He then points out that this gadget has a measure on the side.

 

For house nips? Measuring your whisky?

 

Give me fucking strength.

 

Millerman probaly has two of them the thick cunt that he is.

[For Fecks Sake]

Managed to buy a bottle of Balvenie 17 year old Rum cask from a friend of a friend.

 

Man oh man, as both a rum and whisky drinker this stuff is liquid gold.

 

Stunning.

[mcdougall(4)]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/11/02/worlds-priciest-whisky-bought-chinese-millionaire-fake/

 

So thats an educated palette

[Ke1t]

Just poured myself a bunch of vodka, grabbed the container of orange juice, poured it in with the vodka, realized it was milk.

 

Vodka and milk isn't a thing, and tastes fucking awful in case you were wondering.

 

Found some chocolate sauce for the loon's ice cream, stirred it in.

 

Fucking mudslide

 

[dervish]

If I can be so bold Kelt drinkable as that would be you'd still prefer a whisky though? Or even one of the very fine bourbons from your current locale (any recommendations)?

 

Watching question time with my uneducated option and a grouse night cap for company. Can't go far wrong with that.

[muttonhumper]

This is what I have on malt shelf in log cabin.

 

I'm favouring Dalmore and Balvenie currently.

 

[Ke1t]

If I can be so bold Kelt drinkable as that would be you'd still prefer a whisky though? Or even one of the very fine bourbons from your current locale (any recommendations)?

 

Watching question time with my uneducated option and a grouse night cap for company. Can't go far wrong with that.

 

Have a few decent whiskies in my drinks cabinet up north, the 15yr Glenfiddich, 10yr Macallan and Glenmorangie being locked up so my alkie neighbour doesn't let himself in and drink them all.

 

He has access to the American stuff, with his particular tastes leaning towards anything in that comes in a 1 gallon plastic bottle. He'll periodically go on a bender that ends up with him pished on the turps I keep under the utility sink. Fine lad, just... well... we know what genuine alkies are like. Periodically phones me up greeting that he's drunk all my Jack Daniels.

 

As for bourbon, like whisky it's probably an individual thing... but I'd recommend you avoid Wild Turkey. That stuff is horrendous. Bulleit is my bourbon of choice, with 11yr Parker's for events. Nothing fancy about either of them, and I don't often buy them... I just have them around for people who do like bourbons.

[HairyPie]

Balvenie 18 year-old with Red Bull - the educated drinker's choice.