NSFW 18+ Spiken Sh*t

[Dandyesque]

12 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

So going to exclude the years and years he had with Chelsea yes??, he was always going to be a good manager at our level. If only our board could see that. 
 

so what your saying is Kilmarnock got lucky with there appointment??. 
no international experience either so Scotland got lucky also 👍

after he left Kilmarnock during his time he held the best record managerial over the ugly sisters, we could have put an offer in for him, glass instead. Great signing eh. 

anyway you said we wouldn’t be able to attract a decent manager, or the want for him to come????

may as well close the doors then eh

For fucks sake.

Have a wank if you can't get a ride.

[Dunty]

3 hours ago, shooftahmooftah said:

Looks like they have put you together again after your fall. Humpty Dunty  ( Dumpy.) You’re definitely not real.   You’re an egg with hands and feet. 

Incredible.

 

[Dons79]

29 minutes ago, Dandyesque said:

For fucks sake.

Have a wank if you can't get a ride.

Am married lol, get ma hole whenever a want, cheers .

[Dandyesque]

52 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

Am married lol, get ma hole whenever a want, cheers .

Fuck knows what your emotional problems stem from then

[Dons79]

4 minutes ago, Dandyesque said:

Fuck knows what your emotional problems stem from then

Don’t pretend to know me, you don’t, enjoy your night👍

[Dandyesque]

13 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

Don’t pretend to know me, you don’t, enjoy your night👍

No, I'm just taking the piss.

Same to you. 

[The Boofon]

On 9/25/2023 at 5:23 PM, Dons79 said:

Am married lol, get ma hole whenever a want, cheers .

Sounds a bit rapey that. 

[Dons79]

6 hours ago, The Boofon said:

Sounds a bit rapey that. 

Just bravado, key word was married lol, so hardly ever in reality 

[Roberto]

1 hour ago, Dons79 said:

Just bravado, key word was married lol, so hardly ever in reality 

Well......... you know......

😉

[donswin1983]

On 9/25/2023 at 6:23 PM, Dons79 said:

Am married lol, get ma hole whenever a want, cheers .

At some point your wife will get pissed off with you shagging everything that moves though, min!

sometimes they’re funny with stuff like that..don’t know why! 

[Dons79]

4 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Well......... you know......

😉

Am fearful of Greece now, this better not be like a scene from deliverence

was going to bring my guitar as well, fuck that.

just remember, picking on a guy that’s 5,3 is a liberty, especially yous giants up there.

[Dons79]

7 minutes ago, donswin1983 said:

At some point your wife will get pissed off with you shagging everything that moves though, min!

sometimes they’re funny with stuff like that..don’t know why! 

Lol, I’ve never cheated on my wife and wouldn’t, it’s crass and in poor taste. The throughaway comment earlier was what it was, a throwaway comment, a joke, hence the clarification!!!.

[Millertime]

11 hours ago, ericblack4boss said:

Jason banks was robbed 

Did you mean that?

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, Dons79 said:

Am fearful of Greece now, this better not be like a scene from deliverence

was going to bring my guitar as well, fuck that.

just remember, picking on a guy that’s 5,3 is a liberty, especially yous giants up there.

Leave Maryhildon out of this.

[fine-n-dandy]

3 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Played "very well"

The standards on here are shocking 

Ffs go to bed. You should be snoring by now. 
at least I have an excuse as only 3am(ish) here

 

 

 

side note. Just had great impromptu BJ from wife beside fire pit 😉

[Howard Marks]

4 minutes ago, fine-n-dandy said:

Ffs go to bed. You should be snoring by now. 
at least I have an excuse as only 3am(ish) here

 

 

 

side note. Just had great impromptu BJ from wife beside fire pit 😉

Yup, some determined to take the gloss off it.

Congratulations on the felicitations man. 

[fine-n-dandy]

1 minute ago, Howard Marks said:

Yup, some determined to take the gloss off it.

Congratulations on the felicitations man. 

Was a pleasant surprise I have to admit. She’s not too shy on them for most part but it has been a few weeks (going on months) & I do have a birthday coming so hoping that wasn’t an early rather than a ‘bonus’ 😉

 

She actually had cheek te say a dinny ask her for a BJ enough afterwords like it’s my fault they’re not ‘forthcoming’ enough 😮 

 

I genuinely am confused 

[Howard Marks]

7 minutes ago, fine-n-dandy said:

Was a pleasant surprise I have to admit. She’s not too shy on them for most part but it has been a few weeks (going on months) & I do have a birthday coming so hoping that wasn’t an early rather than a ‘bonus’ 😉

 

She actually had cheek te say a dinny ask her for a BJ enough afterwords like it’s my fault they’re not ‘forthcoming’ enough 😮 

 

I genuinely am confused 

Population paste outcome? 

[fine-n-dandy]

4 minutes ago, Howard Marks said:

Population paste outcome? 

I did video it but lighting not the best so no point posting it

fact she swallowed even though outside by fire pit in close spitting distance definitely earns her good creds for a pat on head

[Millertime]

25 minutes ago, fine-n-dandy said:

Ffs go to bed. You should be snoring by now. 
at least I have an excuse as only 3am(ish) here

 

 

 

side note. Just had great impromptu BJ from wife beside fire pit 😉

Haha, lovely stuff 

Then immediately onto afc chat

Lucky lady!

[Rico1903]

[fine-n-dandy]

I am probably being a wee bit negligent by still being sat out by fire now even though she’s been in, showered, come back to door n given me the (well?) but a like ma fires to be ‘safe’ before a leave em 

[fine-n-dandy]

7 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Haha, lovely stuff 

Then immediately onto afc chat

Lucky lady!

Yeah she’s a fine lass 👍

she understands me

[Dad]

Just now, fine-n-dandy said:

Yeah she’s a fine lass 👍

she understands me

Do what you say else you'll stick her back in the cage in the basement?

[fine-n-dandy]

9 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Haha, lovely stuff 

Then immediately onto afc chat

Lucky lady!

 

2 minutes ago, fine-n-dandy said:

I am probably being a wee bit negligent by still being sat out by fire now even though she’s been in, showered, come back to door n given me the (well?) but a like ma fires to be ‘safe’ before a leave em 

You could be onto something here tbf. I have definitely been selfish tonight 

[fine-n-dandy]

I will add that I do have an absolutely wonderful lass btw. No exaggeration in slightest. Love her like you wouldn’t believe (third times a charm) & she would (& will) laugh her tits off at all I’ve said 😉

[Howard Marks]

19 minutes ago, fine-n-dandy said:

I did video it but lighting not the best so no point posting it

fact she swallowed even though outside by fire pit in close spitting distance definitely earns her good creds for a pat on head

Put another cum in the fire for me

Make me some breakfast and coffee. 

[Millertime]

11 minutes ago, fine-n-dandy said:

Yeah she’s a fine lass 👍

she understands me

Waaaaaait 

It was you who created an account for your "gf" before, doncomitant...

All of a sudden this firepit activity has taken a sinister turn...

[fine-n-dandy]

But anyway

 

 

how many of you cunts got a BJ the nite without even ‘politely’ asking?

 

Nothing beats a completely unexpected BJ oot by fire at 11pm (in view of neighbours either side) after team making final 👍 

[fine-n-dandy]

3 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Waaaaaait 

It was you who created an account for your "gf" before, doncomitant...

All of a sudden this firepit activity has taken a sinister turn...

This might seem funny/ridiculous but as I have said numerous times. She actually created her own account (with my suggestions of username) 100% off the back of you being a complete cunt 🤷 to extent of wishing death in a plane crash of me & another poster 🤔